Uncomfortable Plot Summaries

[Sylvus]

Some of these are pretty funny.

300: Gays kill blacks.
BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE CHINA: Redneck trucker kills Chinese immigrants.
DEADWOOD: Pimp and rapist charms frontier town into eventual fire-based disaster.
E.T.: Out-of-control pet causes mayhem, sadness.
GLENGARRY, GLENN ROSS: Sales job proves difficult for some.
GOOD WILL HUNTING: Underemployed genius squanders prestigious job opportunity to chase trim.
KING OF KONG: Dick battles loser over trivia.
LORD OF THE RINGS: Midget destroys stolen property.
RED DAWN: Despite shock-and-awe tactics, a superior occupying force is no match for a tenacious sect of terrorist insurgents.
SE7EN: Homicide detectives unable to prevent even a single murder by admitted serial killer, killer gives cop head.
STAR WARS: A NEW HOPE: Religious extremist terrorists destroy government installation, killing thousands.
TITANIC: Crazy old widow disregards lifelong memories of husband, children, and grandchildren in favor of that one time she fucked a bum.
WORLD TRADE CENTER: Rag-tag group of underdogs succeed at a massive undertaking despite overwhelming odds, credit success with faith in God.

[Lalanae]

Just list every plot summary of Nip/Tuck, and there ya go...

That show cracks me up how ridiculous the plaots get. Never thought I'd see Melissa Gilbert play a woman who got her nipple bit off during a sex act with her dog!

[Aslanna]

KING OF KONG: Dick battles loser over trivia.

That's just mean. Steve isn't a loser! Billy. however, is a dick.

LORD OF THE RINGS: Midget destroys stolen property.

Technically the ring wasn't stolen. Bilbo found it. And the ring WANTED to be found so... yeah!

[Spang]

I liked the Titanic one.