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Its friday night and im alone at my desk. I wish I had something to do.
Ide have something to do if I was a jew. If I was a jew, ide have
something to do. Maybe my friend Tango knows something to do.
Hello Tango, how are you?
Im fine thank you, but i know nothing to do. who? who? If i was a jew ide know what to do.
If i was a jew ide know what to do, ide sit on the toilet and take a bloody poo.
I would take that poo cause its something to do.
Hey tango,i think thomas is a jew, he'll know what to do. who? you? I do.
Hello thomas, are you a jew?
No im not a jew, but I know what to do. Pull down your pants and pee in your shoe.
I'll pull down my pants, and pee in my shoe. Cause thats something to do. Not thats
its what a jew would do, even if its something to do. you? who?
So i pull down my pants and begin to pee in my shoe, but up from my penis came a
crab who i quickly named boo.
Hello little boo, are you a jew?
No im not a jew, im just a crab, now shut your fucking face, i must get back to my lab.
I was upset and sad. I was no jew. I had nothin to do, so I called up a ho named Mary Sue.
Mary Sue was no jew, but she knew what to. She do, I do, who?
Howdy Mary Sue, how do you do?
Hello Sparty, im just fine.
Mary Sue, would you like to come over and do something to do?
Yes, i'll fuck and i'll suck, and do something to do. As a jew would do if his named
was lou.
So she came over and looked at me too. She said, hello little Sparty, now pull down your
pants and give me something to do, even though im not a jew and your not a jew, its
sometihng to do. who?
So I pulled down my pants, and Mary Sue said.
wow, you are a jew....
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if you were walking around and you came upon a tulip with tits, would you let it be for the rest of the world to enjoy.. or would you pick it and carry it off to a secluded area to motorboat them?
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if you were walking around and you came upon a tulip with tits, would you let it be for the rest of the world to enjoy.. or would you pick it and carry it off to a secluded area to motorboat them?
-Cadalano
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