VeeshanVault

Posted: **November 26, 2008, 11:39 pm**

Is it the jacket of change?

Posted: **November 27, 2008, 12:33 am**

Better check the pockets.

Posted: **November 27, 2008, 12:52 am**

Oh shit! I found his Birth Certificate!

Posted: **November 27, 2008, 3:03 pm**

You can read arabic?

Posted: **November 27, 2008, 6:22 pm**

+5 deception, +5 sheep attraction while equipped!

Posted: **November 28, 2008, 11:31 am**

That's +5 change Winnow. Don't you know anything?

Posted: **November 29, 2008, 7:22 pm**

The sheep attraction is balanced by +2 Economic Stabilizer. It's like a tank wearing a negative intel for str breastplate. It's worth it!

Posted: **November 30, 2008, 4:26 am**

While we're on the subject, can someone tell me the stats for this gear real quick?

Posted: **November 30, 2008, 11:25 am**

-5 Mission accomplishing

Posted: **November 30, 2008, 11:34 am**

+10 dmg to the Constitution

Posted: **November 30, 2008, 8:29 pm**

Use: Rally the ignorant; instantly convinces the foolish of your righteous cause.

Posted: **December 1, 2008, 1:42 am**

-1 WMD

Posted: **December 7, 2008, 10:53 pm**

Lowers defense against baked goods by 10%
Increases probability of a bagel striking a critical hit on you.

I wear the same jacket as Barack Obama