Life after Guildmaster and Air Force Assassin?

[Xanupox]

I can retire in a couple years and offer the following.

Weather Forecaster, Top Secret Security Clearance, Nuclear Security Controller, Nuclear Entry Point Controller, Common Access Control Identification Media Controller, Aerial Weather Hazards Analyst, METAR coder/decoder, Applied Behavoir Analyst - Line Certified, Football Coach, Sniper/Expert Rifleman, 8 Digit Grid Coordinator for Airstrikes/Artillary, CRYPTO Analyst for Turkish and Kurdish, Turkish Linguist, Forklift Driver, Cargo Pallet Building/Shipper, Military Police Offer, Convoy Security Operations Officer for Nuclear Materials, Tactical Meteorological Equipment Maintenance Technician, Professional Gamer, Web Abuser, Guildmaster, Warmaster, Training Master, Ninja-Looter, & Asshatteer.

Any suggestions as to what field I should specialize in, or if anyone has a job that I am already qualified for send me a PM!

Seriously though, all those things listed above, I do have an advanced knowledge of and have done numerous times over the past 17 years... I retire in 3 years and need to start planning for an advanced degree in a field that would be the least impacting on my life until then and the easist to transition into...

So... suggestions? Realistic, Honest, Bone-headed and Outright Insults* are all welcomed.

* Outright Insults are expected to exceed the number of honest replies here, so have at thee!

[Spang]

I could care less.

[Sirensa]

I think you should go to law school.

[miir]

I'd be lying if I didn't say that I couldn't care less...

[Sargeras]

(Fire) Pottery.

[Siji]

Irregardless!

[Fairweather Pure]

Re-enlist.

[Winnow]

gold farmer

[Kilmoll the Sexy]

Fluffer

[Bubba Grizz]

Fluffer

I snarfed!

[Xouqoa]

Irregardless of what you decide, I couldn't care less about what you do but wish you OMGIAMRETARDEDCAUSEALOTISTWOWORDS of luck doing it.

[Drolgin Steingrinder]

fuk u xou

[Clatis]

milliner

[Diae Soulmender]

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* This is a part-time job. (I sure hope so.)

[Xanupox]

After lots of research, I feel I am the most qualified for "Wal-Mart Door Greeter".

Thanks all for the encouragment and awesome advice!

[Carnon-Veeshan]

After lots of research, I feel I am the most qualified for "Wal-Mart Door Greeter".

Thanks all for the encouragment and awesome advice!

well the most obivious choice would be contractor for the govt... i get OMGIAMRETARDEDCAUSEALOTISTWOWORDS of offers from companys every day, and im still enlisted..

if you want send me a email at brad.wisniewski@eu.navy.mil and i can forward you a list of contractors that are looking for people with your specific skill set.

=CaRn

[Janx]

Gay porn involving "Airforce buddys".

[Kaldaur]

Chances are you could teach doctorate classes in Toolery with a minor in firepot repair.

[Kwonryu DragonFist]

LOL! That good ol' firepot is never forgotten eh?

[Funkmasterr]

LOL! That good ol' firepot is never forgotten eh?

They should have worked it into the lore for the second game. They still have time!!

[Ashur]

Velious hasn't been released yet for EQ2.

[Funkmasterr]

Velious hasn't been released yet for EQ2.

That's right!

[Kaldaur]

Xanu's life has served a purpose. Every time I see that picture, I die of laughter. It's so much like the kid with his hand in the cookie jar, except the kid is an air force enlistee and the cookie jar is the leet strats of another guild.