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If you were George Bush what would you do?


I know if I was George W Fucking Bush, Id be raining Trition Missles on those mother fuckers by Noon Tommorow. Then Finding that Bin Laden M Fucker whos Hiding in Pakistan, level them mountains and drag his pile of shit through NYC.

O yea Raise that taxs for the rich and let the poor live for free....

Kweil wrote:O yea Raise that taxs for the rich and let the poor live for free....

How about raising the 'taxs' on the stupid and letting the intelligent live for free?

You're scaring me dude....

It's not very often I can find someone who I'm glad *ISN'T* GWB. Congratulations, you're less than a retarded spoiled mouthpiece. You go, you!

I would find an intern, and then grab a cigar.

My god, I'd never thought it possible. You've managed to outdo your avatar with your sig.

Holy Fucking shit I dont know which pair of Haha's Id Grab....

Damiarch wrote:My god, I'd never thought it possible. You've managed to outdo your avatar with your sig.

OMFG... I was staring and thinking the same thing, then I realized I was at work and continued reading the rest of the thread.

By a high Caliber gun and shoot myself.

I'd declare the day after the Super Bowl a national holiday. Nobody should have to work today. So tired...

I would hunt down the author of this thread and make sure he never had the chance to reproduce.

Oh yeah!
JACKASS!

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Retard.

Damn it, chalk one up to exhastedness...
I saw the 0
I did not see the 1 preceeding it. My bad.

1: I would announce what evidience we have that Sadam has the WOMDs to the US people.

2: I would give the UN 3 days to put up or shut up, after which, Sadam burns.

3: I would shut down wall street (yes, he can order this done) for the first week of opperation Bomb Iraq. This would prevent a major crash, and give investors time to see what mess we're getting into over there. If, after that week is over, the market begins to tumble again, it gets freezed for another 3 days.

4: I would demand federal legislation that requires any servers vunerable to the SQL type worm that slammed the world in the US to become fully compliant with all security features designed to prevent it instated within a month - at the latest.

5: I would begin a recall of all non essential personell from Any region in the arab area, including any and all american citizens. Any that stay over will have to accept the fact that if they get in deep shit, it would be required.

6: I would do everything I could to begin boosting american economy, including: Lowering taxes on all things buisness, getting rid of the taxes on stocks, increase again punishments for orginizations like Enron, offer tax breaks to orginizations that hire people with honest to all familes, dispose of the marrige tax, increase taxation on buisness or orginization that grosses over 1bil a year with the promise of tax relief down the line for them. (theoretically this is doable)

7: Taxes on all things tobacco would go up by a factor of 15. (A dream, I know)

8: Order legislation that would require any and all states with the death penalty in place to halt the execution of any person on death row where DNA evidence can be proved that this person did it; for those without DNA evidence, imprinsonment for life.

9: Make a humble request to impliment the death penalty on anyone convicted of a Hate slaying, child molesters, and rapists designed in such a way as to hide potential bribes to any state that wishes to pass such legistlation.

10: And finially, order an examination into the reasoning why the hell we haven't caught osama yet.


i'm an evil person. I know.

CLOSE THE MARKETS FOR THREE DAYS WOW YOU SHOULD BE AN ECONOMIST

You'd be amazed what grabbing someone by the balls and telling them to shape or and work it out can do. Give people time to relax while they see what's going on, and generally, the response won't be so bad.

That is, of course, we do the job right and don't end up with half the army dead of some whacked out chemical compound. *shrug*

Acies wrote:By a high Caliber gun and shoot myself.

My thoughts exactly.

Close the fucking markets for three days (maybe more) to bully investors? That's tantamount to seizing both corporate and individual property. That's the kind of shit that second-rate, third world dictatorships do. Even piss-ant European monarchies don't pull shit like that. Gimme a fucking break, you pinko asslicker.

You think Americans are hostile to the government over the war with Iraq? Just try messing w/ their money.

If you were George Bush what would you do?

Masturbate while watching Colin Powell bang daughters. Blow load all over Dick Cheney.

--Legalise Pot

--Tell Tony Blair to get back to his own fucking country and sort out the shit he's caused there.

Id be raining Trition Missles on those mother fuckers by Noon Tommorow

Who?
Canada?

I would get rid of the retarded Clinton-Era gun laws, especially the ones in CA. Desert Eagle .50 ain't on the CA list

Then blow a load all over Dick Cheney - lol Masteen

Close down the market? How would that boost consumer confidence? NM, you have no idea what you're talking about, no sense in explaining.

Assure that pro-choice remains upheld.
Push harder for alternative methods of energy. Ignore the moguls behind the oil lobby to that end.
Lawsuits deemed frivolous would require the plaintiff to pay for the defendant's legal expenses.

Aight, let me try that again.
Putting a hold on the market is the exact same thing they did on 9/11. This probably did OMGIAMRETARDEDCAUSEALOTISTWOWORDS more good than bad. Gave investors a chance to catch their breath, take a few minutes, watch and see wtf is going on, then reopened them after giving the average joe a chance to react in away that would NOT cause another great depression. YES, the market went down, but it CERTAINTLY could have been a hell of OMGIAMRETARDEDCAUSEALOTISTWOWORDS worse.

The market was closed down because the place was a disaster area, not for people to catch their breath. I wasn't allowed back into my office for a week and the streets were still dirty and the exchange was just one block east of me. You weren't allowed in the area even one week later unless you worked there because of health and security reasons.

Ok.

So if the market was actually habitable, what do you think would have happened?

Nothing that didn't happen when it was reopened

Edit. And if you close down the market for anything other than for a grave emergency, you would panic the populace. Basically, when they halt trading on any one stock, you can bet it'll be delisted in the near future.

It's not just america that invests in the market btw.

masteen wrote:Masturbate while watching Colin Powell bang daughters. Blow load all over Dick Cheney.

You sick little monkey

WOW MY FIRST THREAD LOL

OMG HI!
JACKASS!

If you were George Bush what would you do?

Invade Mexico.


I know if I was George W Fucking Bush, Id be raining Trition Missles

Would that happen before or after you got your name changed to add the 'Fucking'?
Would you also first learn how to spell missiles?


on those mother fuckers by Noon Tommorow.

I'll ignore the random capitals but I have to point out that motherfucker is one word, not two... unless you meant it in the context that 'those' people were having sexual intercourse with 'someones' mother.
If used in that context, most of us could be called mother fuckers and not be offended.



Then Finding that Bin Laden M Fucker whos Hiding in Pakistan

Did GW Fucking Bush and OBL Fucker get their names changed at the same time?

How do you know he's hiding in Pakistan? Are you Thomas Fucking Magnum, Private Eye Fucker?

Let me guess, when you, GWFB, are done bombing the 'ragheads' in Iraq are you gonna bomb all the 'pakis'?


level them mountains and drag his pile of shit through NYC.

Why don't you make him drive a cab and run a convenience store and work for minimum wage?


O yea Raise that taxs for the rich and let the poor live for free....

Communist?

If I was George Bush.....

Today I would halt troop amassings, tell everyone to reverse course and head home while half heads to north korea. UN Inspectors to continue in Iraq and the way it "complies" with resolution 1411, volunteering nothing, claiming there is nothing until you find something, and even then, claiming there is nothing else until you find something else....

Assassination teams would be after saddam shortly until his death.

Oh the fleet went to N Korea. Precision Bombing and Tactical Nukes.

Marraige Tax, Inheritance Tax all gone, Sales tax increased, modified almost-flat tax initiated. Changes to investments.

We the United States of a America respond extremely well to a goal. We lack strong positive goals. I would set a goal for the science/technology sector in terms of creating something, I would set a goal for the education sector as well.

I would be a very on-air president, possibly bi-weekly town meeting style, using as much technology as possible...

I would issue major incentives for people to innovate and do new things, and major incentives for businesses to work together and share resources.

Legal pot.

Oh the fleet went to N Korea. Precision Bombing and Tactical Nukes.

The regional proximity of DPRK to Japan, China and South Korea makes the use of any sort of nuclear warheads very, very risky. Since DPRK doesn't have the means to defend itself against an attack by the United States, they will most likely resort to bombing Japan and South Korea.

Anti US sentiment is fairly high in the aformentioned countries... a straight out US attack would not help bolster support.

If I were George W Bush, I'd shoot myself and do the world a big favor.

Estrosiath wrote:If I were George W Bush, I'd shoot myself and do the world a big favor.

I would do the same thing if I was Estrosiath

I agree with pulling ALL of our troops out and bringing them back home, keep an eye on NK.
When SH finally goes off the deep end and gets what he wants, sit back and let all of those that are saying we have no proof, we have no business in their business let them clean up the damn mess.

After all the world has told us its our fault and we have no business being there and we all know how correct the rest of the world is OH and how much smarter they are compaired to us. Right?

Holy crap, I'll be shitfaced at "Hello"

They should add a hard shot for everytime he mispronounces a word. Christ, I don't think drinks can be poured that fast. Well, unless Bush was there pouring them himself! "One for you. Two for me."

This thread was retard bait from the onset. Please help it fulfill its destiny Zoocow.

Don't worry Wulf, the retard meter just exploded, Cid entered the fray with his l33t flaming skills.

Well since you need to bring others into it. Ill start own own little debate. Fucknutt.