Best flame ever...
Posted: January 27, 2003, 2:00 pm
Regarding 'Slammer SQL' and all the Monday morning MS haters .
A spectacular flame.
A spectacular flame.
Gratz, man, I had to register just to fucking rip you apart.
Anyone else imagine those dudes from the commercials "Now you can get your diploma at home, with many exciting careers to choose from: Paralegal Assistant, Medical Transcription, TV/VCR Repair, l3#t hX0r"
Seriously, I got a big boner too when I was in the dorm room setting up my friends alpha (woah GIGABYTES of THROUPUT#!#!), but nothing like the cold hand of reality to bitchslap you when you realize there's a big bad world of people who are *fucking geekier than you can imagine* who are coordinating billion dollar networks.
That shit *REQUIRES* MS.
I understand that because you used a brute force "pr0gz" and reset your registration key via the built in customer service "reset your registration key" option in order to "total onw SP-2" of your XP home that you think Ms is fucking clueless and shitty, yehh "my mediaplayer rotating dragon skin doesn't work" and I suppose that's a fair assessment
if you can't fathom what adults do when they leave you at the nursery but holy christ please shut the fuck up.
Can't you realize that there is an old boys network of 50 year olds with silver hair that use IIS to rake in 2-commas $bling,bling,bling.bling? Trust me, for every Jethro Tull fan who had diarreah because his gift-basket distribution site he bought from eBay got hax3rz there are a dozen 4 generations of men with a hyphenated last name sipping Poggio all'Oro on a yacht laughing at you.
If you had the right friends in highschool/college (and spent less time playing Magic:The Gathering with your bi-wyccan girlfriend) you could have easily started a b2b/b2c enterprising comp. based solely on repurposing *NEARLY* off the shelf MS products with a healthy dose of smaller apache-ish solutions for the homesector side of things.
Please, next time you need to pool chemical shipments from 87 countries and send all of the CEOs and their wives a "You are cordially invited to wire my Zurich acct." note explain to your client the nuances of how your /cgi-bin/web_countr.pl is rulest...
...sigh... people talk such SHIT.