VeeshanVault

1st. The wife drags me to a country concert.
2nd. Shitty Subpar Bowl
3rd. Its snowing

4. Being notified you're getting Layed off

Lor wrote:4. Being notified you're getting Layed off

Ack sorry to hear that

Hehee no biggie, I wasn't blind sided by the announcement, AT&T is on a serious down-slide so I started planning for this day last november

Lor wrote:Hehee no biggie, I wasn't blind sided by the announcement, AT&T is on a serious down-slide so I started planning for this day last november

How much office equipment have you stashed at home?

Bahahahaa


I meant job-wise

Yea whatever...

...office thief.

Yea was a lot of AT&T layoffs happening before I left there in September.

5. Your In-Laws come to visit from Wednesday until Sunday, then leave late Sunday because of snow

6: Your toilet won't flush because there is frozen water in the pipes.

I read the topic and assumed you'd had another prostate exam.

Sunserae wrote:I read the topic and assumed you'd had another prostate exam.

That would of been a good weekend

haha

7. Knowing your going to face a week of insults due to the Bucs victory, especially after the fact you laughed them out for the OSU victory.

You drive real fast on your way home from dinner at your dad's go into a spin on a tight turn drive off the road about 30 feet down a snowy hill and hit a tree.

Amazingly enough all I have is a small dent about 1 inch long and 1/2 inch thick on my hood. I had countered the spin after the first rotation but over compensated a little...I was almost stopped when the front tires went off the road at 3 MPH at maybe a 30 degree angle to the road....but since there was absolutely no shoulder and the hill was all ice on top of mud...I just kept slidding. We hit the tree maybe at 5 MPH...right before the 5 ft cliff that would have surely flipped my car end over end.

I'll chaulk this up as my fault for driving like a jack ass and just say I'm lucky...

So then I went to a bar with my friends once the towing company winched me back up the hill so I could drive home....a girl I met last week was there, I like her, she seems to like me...was a guy near her so kinda blew her off a little. I go home with 4 friends...she ends up at my house an hour later. We just hang out, that guy trned out to be just a regular at the bar, she works there. I go to bed around 8am.

Next morning 11am I go skiing, still drunk...luckily I'm not the one driving. Great skiing because it snowed....I tried to do a jump but did a face plant and smashed my oakleys....small abrasion side of my forehead. And yes, that jump was perhaps the most pathetic attempt at a jump ever....I ski good, I don't do jumps...my friend was putting on his bindings and I said "hey I'm going to do this jump while you do that so I have time to get my ass out of the snow before we move...then I jumped up, pointed my head straight down, and planted it into a patch of ice. Last week I sprained my finger skiing, I just started again last week after a 7-10 year hiatus, I don't remember it being this rough....or maybe I'm just more stupid....or too old. I went back to black diamonds like 30 mins into my last trip....it's like riding a bike.

Get to my house at 5pm, 3 friends already here for superbowl (and my brother scrimpy)..they brought burgers, beer, chips..pretty soon it's up to 12 or so people, then after the game it turns into a party that ended around 5am...10 spend the night. One dude I didn't even know because some other party had a runaway ended up over here, and 3 people came to pick her up and take her back....and then they stayed here too...I feel bad for the other party because they already called several times pissed because I like stole the one chick...and then I stole 3 more people on accident...including that guy I didn't know.

I wake up this morning.....they did my dishes and everything except vacuuming....because the belt on my vacuum was broken (already fixed).

So I think it's about a wash....except for that smell of vomit from the hall bath...not sure what's up with that, to my knowledge noone puked, I can't see any traces...I smelled the sink drain..nada...mystery smell...time to break out the mop etc...

Oh yeah and somewhere in there I managed to slip in a project that made my company $5,000.

too much information

Akaran_D wrote:6: Your toilet won't flush because there is frozen water in the pipes.

And you just had the friggin worst case of explosive diaherra you could ever have in your life I mean the kind of diaherra that you feel its coming out side ways, the kind you think to yourself I just dont remember eating 25 pounds of found today.

Heh, my weekend:

Me and a couple friends get drunk saturday night and then decide to go in the hot tub. (hot tubs and booze don't mix) After blowing chunks over the side of the tub a few times, I decide it's time to get out. So I climb out of the tub and step down, only to slip on about close to an inch of ice covering the deck. I do a faceplant on to this ice wearing only my swimming trunks.

I somehow manage to stumble inside and pass out in my friend's cold basement. The next day I wake up with the worst hangover ever. I also find I have a couple large slashes on my right hand, a nice sized gash on my left knee, another dozen or so small cuts covering my chest, and a nice cut on the bottom of my left foot, which hurts with every step take, and a few bruises here and there.

Other than that, it wasn't too bad of a weekend.

8. Missing a $100 Final Score pot (total last digit number) by one. I had 8, a friend had 9

That's a lot of cuts considering it was ice...did you have a glass in your hand or something?

Saturday: Wedding Reception (would have sucked REAL bad but it was the merger of two very good friends) followed by stress and late night Denny's
Sunday: Day spent largely picking my brain for reasons to keep playing Everquest.

Ice in pipes? hahaha thats what you get for being an easssside chump! Notice how nice and sunny it was out side in SD at the super bowl? Dats right... once again we see how \X/esssside > eastcoast.

I hope your sewage system gets backed up brittney.
from the Eastside

I won 20 bucks this weekend because the last digit of the cumulative final score of the superbowl was a 9... I love when that happens

Pilsburry wrote:That's a lot of cuts considering it was ice...did you have a glass in your hand or something?

Hrmm, I don't remember having a glass in my hand, I'll have to concur with one of the guys/gals that was there. I believe it was the steps down from the hot tub that were glared over in smooth ice, the walkway after the steps were rather rough and jagged from being walked on a lot, so it was kinda like glass. I also fell pretty damn fast, my friend's younger brother saw it from inside and said it looked pretty gruesome. (sp?)

Damiarch wrote:...Other than that, it wasn't too bad of a weekend.

If you made it through that and still have your eyebrows I'd have to agree.

Pfft Eassssssssssssside > all

Am I the only one that skips every pilsburry post do to girth

Trek wrote:Am I the only one that skips every pilsburry post do to girth

You don't like reading his daily diary? I'm eagerly awaiting to find out what that smell of vomit actually was.

nfc why I read it...thought there might be something about a bad day in it somewhere that would top the frozen pipes, backed up toilet bad day before it.

Winnow wrote:

Trek wrote:Am I the only one that skips every pilsburry post do to girth

You don't like reading his daily diary? I'm eagerly awaiting to find out what that smell of vomit actually was.

nfc why I read it...thought there might be something about a bad day in it somewhere that would top the frozen pipes, backed up toilet bad day before it.

Am I the only one that skips every Winnow post due to stupidity?

Karae wrote:

Winnow wrote:

Trek wrote:Am I the only one that skips every pilsburry post do to girth

You don't like reading his daily diary? I'm eagerly awaiting to find out what that smell of vomit actually was.

nfc why I read it...thought there might be something about a bad day in it somewhere that would top the frozen pipes, backed up toilet bad day before it.

Am I the only one that skips every Winnow post due to stupidity?

I read yours for originality.