VeeshanVault

Heyas,

I sang the following to my daughter when she was 3, and she really enjoyed it (probably didn't understand it, at the time heh). Well, 10 years later, we have another child, a son.... and since some people think my daughter is a liiiiittle warped, I'm rethinking this whole 'learning' process.

So.... here it goes. Tune is the same as the original, Feel free to retch.

Little Bunny Foofoo hopping through the forest,
picking up the field mice and biting off their heads. (CHOMP)

And along comes the Liiiiiiiberal Judge! And he says:
Little Bunny Foofoo you're still a juvenile,
We'll keep you 'til you're grown, but then you're free to go.
(Spoken) And after two years, they let him go. The next day.......

Little Bunny Foofoo hopping through the forest,
Buys a stolen shotgun and shoots a fairy dead. (BANG)

And along comes the Liiiiiiiberal Judge! And he says:
Little Bunny Foofoo, Society did this to you,
I sentence you to six years, probation in two.
(Spoken) And after two years, they let him go. The next day.......

Little Bunny Foofoo tries to rob a drug store.
While running out the door he falls and breaks his neck. (SNAP)

And along comes the Liiiiiiiberal Judge! And he says: (a little slower)
Store Owner what a menace, you should have had those stairs fixed.
Pay ten million dollars to his poor family.
(Spoken) And the moral of the story is:

Take steps to prevent hare loss....

what the fu

Grats another pointless post by mr anon troll.

/pharm

Little bunny foofoo went walking through the forest and called this thread (GAY).

Its offical! You my friend are a homosexual! =D

I think it makes an excellent point.

and what point would that be?

The point , IQ > 12 to post on VV boards

Cotto wrote:and what point would that be?

If you don't get it, you don't get it.

Midnyte_Ragebringer wrote:

Cotto wrote:and what point would that be?

If you don't get it, you don't get it.

I feel left out

At least your daughter can point the finger of blame in an absolute direction.

I get the joke and it's point (liberalism is the joke) and I agree with that. But you really had to ask if this was appropriate for a child? Who gave you permission to have kids?

BAHAHAHAHAHA that is kind of funny. I don't know if I'd sing that to my new baby girl, at least not with the wife around.

I would sing this to my penis.

Little Penis Foofoo hopping through the hairy forest,
picking up the Poon tang and fucking them with your head. (CHOMP)

And along comes the Liiiiiiiberal Judge! And he says:
Little Penis Foofoo you're still a juvenile,
We'll keep you 'til you're grown, but then you're free to go.
(Spoken) And after two years, they let him go. The next day.......

Little penis Foofoo hopping through the hairy forest,
Buys a stolen condom and shoots a load through the rubber. (BANG)

And along comes the Liiiiiiiberal Judge! And he says:
Little penis Foofoo, the condom company did this to you,
I sentence them to six years, probation in two.
(Spoken) And after two years, they let them go. The next day.......

Little penis Foofoo tries to fuck a fat bitch.
While running out the door he falls and breaks his neck. (SNAP)

And along comes the Liiiiiiiberal Judge! And he says: (a little slower)
Fat bitch, what a menace, you should have had those stairs fixed.
Pay ten million dollars to the penis's poor family.
(Spoken) And the moral of the story is:

Don't fuck a fat bitch with a cheap condom in a hairy forest.

Mi naem sparty so

you're killin me

Soooo, You're saying you only get laid once every two years?
You may want to cut down on your EQ playing....

Skordopordonikos wrote:Soooo, You're saying you only get laid once every two years?
You may want to cut down on your EQ playing....

just shows how little you know about the board you are spamming.

fuckwit.

Please post more drivel Mr. Iwontpostmynamesoyouwillnothatemeingame.

Sabek wrote:Please post more drivel Mr. Iwontpostmynamesoyouwillnothatemeingame.

hehe

Skordopordonikos wrote:Soooo, You're saying you only get laid once every two years?
You may want to cut down on your EQ playing....

Congratufuckinglations, this is the first post you have kept below a 400 word count. And in addition one you didn't cut and paste.

You have added this person to your Ignore List. Click HERE to view this post.

Yay, grats first person on ignore!

I despise anon trolls

This song isn't just gay, it's ecstatic.

I love spartyisms....

I like Sparty's version much better..
And I believe that childs song.. was bopping them on the head not biting off their heads.
/shrugs I only know this because the kids I used to babysit (when I was younger)used to sing it all the time.

Life's Gonna Suck by Dennis Leary... classic children's song

why hasnt this been tarded yet

I think Xouqua should out him..

Pyronius Flamebringer wrote:I think Xouqua should out him..

Nothing to out.. shares the same IP as Fredonia Coldheart but they have distinctively different email addresses. I'm guessing husband/wife.

Oooops....I too hit the Searyx button on this tard Lalanae