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Found this on an Alakazam's thread about languages, kinda off topic for that thread, but found it entertaining. What's you favorite limerick or can you come up with an EQ limerick?


There once was a tabby Vah Shir
Who had chosen a shaman career.
With a club she'd accost,
And throw magical Frost,
And fill all of the monsters with fear.

what

A Limericks is an old irish song style that is to a poem or hyku, it has generally 5 lines and generally the 1st, 2nd, and 5th lines ryme and the 3rd and 4th ryme. They are sung a lot at Renaissance fairs by bards and merry folk. Also a lot of times in Limericks, they will throw a fast ball at you and the last word in the Limerick will NOT be what you're expecting (usually they imply a perverted word, but then don't say it). Another example Non-EQ, please excuse my spelling errors on this one, doing it from memory.

Oh and I found a limerick page with examples:
http://www.salgaul.com/Pub%20Frames/Lim ... 0Page.html

There once was a frenchman name Jacque
Who's love life ran around the clock
The women reveared him
and some of them feared him
Because he had a nineteen inch.... scarf! (what were you thinking?)

There once was a cleric from Felwithe
that folks went to Sebilis jail with
then a froglok gave chase
took a swipe at her face
now she has nothing left she can smell with

Ok, lame, but it was fun...

Yeah, you got the idea!

More more more!

There once was a wizard named Brit ( )
Whos gear was the absolute shit,
Saw a barbie walk along,
in her boots and a thong,
instant reply, "i'd hit it".

Heh, this is somewhat fun.

There once was a ranger from birth
that was a seriously perverted flirt
He'd swoon all the ladies
Especially the high elf pallys
Because he'd always show off his girth (of his sword of course )

hehehe, I dare you to counter that one Aranuil

The once was a elf called Aran,
who's best friend was his own hand,
Til he fount out,
without any doubt,
the ladies pleasure gland
Love you too bro

There once was a thread called Limerick
All the people thought they were slick
But they all sucked
and I don't give a fuck
So you all can suck my big fat dick

There once was a momo named Xyun,
Who ate cum like pudding on a spoon,
He was quite filled with rage,
in a pre-adolecent phase,
Don't worry, you'll grow up soon

Acies you're shooting for some most retarded sig award or something?

Hmm, your right gina.
Sig changed.

Because he had a nineteen inch.... scarf! (what were you thinking?)

I was thinking Jacque doesn't rhyme with clock..

I think your supposed to pronounce it je`ock

With a new toy. to test out her luck
Varia ventured deep down into guk
She used turn undead,
and when the horde fled
she said if they return it will suck.

*Hugs*
Varia

A foolish old SK named Gak
Died so oft' he put out his back
His cr's were oft,
Some at great cost
But when ressed he'd lead the attack.

*Hugs*
Varia

Furor, wand'ring planes full of dread
Turned to his cohorts and said
That mob over there
has phat lewts to spare
so fucktards, off with its head!

*Hugs*
Varia

Can't make it an EQ style but I have always liked this one.

There once was a man from Madras
Who's balls were made out of Brass,
When he rubbed them Together
They played stormy Weather
And lightning shot out of his ASS.

There once was a 65 Ranger,
who kept all his friends out of danger,
till they got level three,
had more defense than he,
now they treat the guy just like a stranger.