VeeshanVault

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/17d2dd6e53

It is worksafe. No swearing or nudity.

Although, it is full of a bunch of dumber than dirt porn stars which may offend smart people...

EDIT:
I think I found Midnyte' soul mate!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_kN_Z9L2 ... re=related

Work safe. Apparently there are a shotload of these on youtube. Wow.

Damn that girl is dumb .

Hesten wrote:Damn that girl is dumb .

And you expected what?... Not many people accepted into Harvard choose Porn instead. Of course Isabella Soprano seems pretty intelligent

Marb

I saw a little short documentary with Sasha Grey and she seems quite smart as well, which is surprising considering the things she does on camera .

Hehe, a few intelligent women do choose porn, but true, its probably not the majority
Take Asia Carrera for example, she is a member of Mensa.

Keverian FireCry wrote:I saw a little short documentary with Sasha Grey and she seems quite smart as well, which is surprising considering the things she does on camera .

Going the extra mile for VVers and research purposes, I checked out a few of her videos. Pussycats 2, scene 3 G/G, isn't bad.

Her dialog isn't much different than any other pr0n star. It's not very inspired but also not annoying. She gets an A for the non dialog parts.



Goes for the natural (besides the makeup in this particular picture), non "enhanced" look.





Fans of "The Crow" might like her.

Sharpies rock.

Sasha Grey is too skinny IMO and far from one of my favorite porn stars.

For truely smart porn stars, you can't go wrong with Nina Hartley! She may be in her late 40's, but she's extremely intelligent and a very strong woman. Hell, she's been doing porn for a good 25 years. She also takes it in the ass like a champ, which is a huge bonus. I've met her several times and she never fails to impress.

Fairweather Pure wrote:Sasha Grey is too skinny IMO and far from one of my favorite porn stars.

For truely smart porn stars, you can't go wrong with Nina Hartley! She may be in her late 40's, but she's extremely intelligent and a very strong woman. Hell, she's been doing porn for a good 25 years. She also takes it in the ass like a champ, which is a huge bonus. I've met her several times and she never fails to impress.

Lets just agree that people have different tastes. I can't stand Nina Hartley. I don't like the way she looks (fake to me) and the porn she's in is as cookie cutter, off the shelf, go through the motions stuff as you'll find.

If there's anything that kills a porno's value, it's lack of passion. Many porn stars don't like to kiss which bothers me as a viewer. (While I've only seen a scene or two of Sasha Grey's, she's obviously not worried about locking lips with her partner) I don't care if they're faking it but the majority out there aren't very good fakers while there are actually some that enjoy what they do. And for the most part, I wish both male and female porn actors would not utter and actual words as they inevitably sound way out of place and at worst, comical when they try to narrate what's going on:

"oh god I love you fucking my pussy. Your big cock feels so good in my hot little cunt, etc etc etc"

...shut the hell up!

Now, there's a place for dialog in pr0n (and cyber!), but when they start describing what you can obviously see is going on visually, it's fucking annoying. If the actress needs to tell me that the cock shoved up her ass feels good, then she's obviously not doing a good job acting like it feels good.

I don't mean to be critical of your taste in porn and ass preferences in women Fairweather. There is no right or wrong "choice" and especially when dealing with reality over pr0n, everyone should be much more forgiving.

for me and pr0n it's:

natural > enhanced
passionate > dialog
almost wall-to-wall with a quick setup, single non continuous scenes > lame waste-of-time story

Winnow's guide to pr)n

I posted her as an example of a smart pornstar, not an example of a great pornstar.

natural > enhanced

I agree.

passionate > dialog

I agree.

almost wall-to-wall with a quick setup, single non continuous scenes > lame waste-of-time story

I disagree.

For me there has to be something more than just sex for sex sake. Story lines can build up the passion that you are talking about. The old 70's-80's movies had some great movies and some of the best actors imho. Today it is all just, "Hi","hello","wanna fuck?","sure" cue the music.

However, I do happen to enjoy a few of todays offerings in this area such as
Bang Bus
Bang Boat
Captain Stabbin
MILF Hunter
Mike's Apartment
Big Naturals

Those may all be staged but they leave enough to make you wonder if she is just a good actor or is she for real.

After seeing your avatar I won't be able to get it up for weeks!

I do remember the old school porn with lengthy stories. They sucked because that was during the VHS days when it wasn't convenient to fast forward. Two forms of story driven porn which are worse than sitting through a religious sermon are "Romance" and "Abstract" porn. If I want to watch videos with a soft camera lens for the glow effect, I'll watch the original Star Trek series.


Go Bones!


Kinky fetish type stuff has a chance of holding my attention if there's going to be some sort of intro.