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Troy Aikman Defends Disemboweling Joe Buck...

Posted: January 24, 2008, 6:05 pm
by Canelek
Troy Aikman Defends Disemboweling Joe Buck, Huddling Inside Corpse For Warmth

From: the Onion
GREEN BAY, WI—His suit still smeared with the entrails and blood of his broadcasting partner, Fox color commentator Troy Aikman told reporters Monday that the sub-zero temperatures during Sunday's NFC title game necessitated gutting open play-by-by announcer Joe Buck, dumping his bowels onto the floor of the booth, and climbing inside the carcass late in the third quarter. "With the temperatures continuing to fall throughout the game, there was really little else I could do to avoid hypothermia," Aikman said, noting that his hands were so cold he was afraid of cutting his fingers off when making the incision from Buck's groin and drawing the knife up to the sternum during a TV timeout. "I hated to sacrifice Joe, but I was afraid for my life." Aikman said his colleague's sacrifice was noble in the extreme, but noted he'd thought Buck smelled bad on the outside.

SW reference ftw! I can actually see Aikman doing this....

Re: Troy Aikman Defends Disemboweling Joe Buck...

Posted: January 24, 2008, 6:08 pm
by Boogahz
I watched a video of a man disemboweling a camel in order to make a shelter from sandstorms and the cold at night...the smell had to be horrendous, and he was VERY careful not to puncture anything he did not need to.

Re: Troy Aikman Defends Disemboweling Joe Buck...

Posted: January 24, 2008, 6:16 pm
by Winnow
Saw this happen on Hoth once. Han had to gut a Taun Taun in order to keep Luke warm through the night.

Re: Troy Aikman Defends Disemboweling Joe Buck...

Posted: January 24, 2008, 6:50 pm
by Bubba Grizz
I did this once but I am not supposed to talk about it as the records are sealed.

Re: Troy Aikman Defends Disemboweling Joe Buck...

Posted: January 24, 2008, 7:11 pm
by Leonaerd
I can shit funnier Onion articles.

Re: Troy Aikman Defends Disemboweling Joe Buck...

Posted: January 24, 2008, 7:14 pm
by Drinsic Darkwood
I can shit.

Re: Troy Aikman Defends Disemboweling Joe Buck...

Posted: January 24, 2008, 8:00 pm
by Truant
shit can.

Re: Troy Aikman Defends Disemboweling Joe Buck...

Posted: January 24, 2008, 8:09 pm
by Spang
...which is made up of our shit that we made 'em eat.