Together, at last.
Posted: July 14, 2002, 2:52 am
Maria is a devoted religious
girl. She gets married and has
17 children. Then her husband
dies. She remarries two weeks
later and has 22 children by
her next husband. Then he dies.
A while later, she dies.
At the funeral, the priest
looks skyward and says, "At
least they're finally together."
A guy sitting in the front row
says, "Excuse me, father, but
you do mean her and her first
husband, or her and her second
husband?"
The priest says, "I mean her legs."
girl. She gets married and has
17 children. Then her husband
dies. She remarries two weeks
later and has 22 children by
her next husband. Then he dies.
A while later, she dies.
At the funeral, the priest
looks skyward and says, "At
least they're finally together."
A guy sitting in the front row
says, "Excuse me, father, but
you do mean her and her first
husband, or her and her second
husband?"
The priest says, "I mean her legs."
