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I checked the internet on this for info.

Recommendation: chop your shit up into little pieces each time you drop a load until you can confirm that you've pooped out the offending peanut shell. Send stool samples to Aranuil for further analysis.

well ok,..im wondering if anyone has done anything really dumb on accident while eating....like while watching tv you grab some salsa with your bare hands while reaching for some chips, or in the morning you pour orange juice on your cereal...stuff like that. any interesting stories? ive heard some really weird ones

Keverian FireCry wrote:well ok,..im wondering if anyone has done anything really dumb on accident while eating....like while watching tv you grab some salsa with your bare hands while reaching for some chips, or in the morning you pour orange juice on your cereal...stuff like that. any interesting stories? ive heard some really weird ones

There was that time with the dude in my passenger seat and the stick shift...but we don't speak of that incident anymore.

To start it off:
I have a friend who is allergic to cheese, he breaks out in rashes or hives if he eats any dairy products. Well he and i were partying with some friends, smoking the wacky tobacy, etc.

We had a couple bags of chips and some dips, one was salsa, and one was a cheesy black bean dip. Anyhow we are talking, watching movies etc and he wasnt thinking too clearly...after a bit i look over at him and he is chowing down on chips and dip...the problem is that i have the salsa...he is eating the very cheesy bean dip and after staring at him trying to figure out what is wrong with this picture, I yell at him.(we warned him that it had cheese in it before-hand and he knew it did, he was just not thinking clearly at that time)

So anyhow people start freaking out(laughing more than anything) and we had to take him to the clinic, all of us completely high and very paranoid of having people realize we are all baked.

made for a fun night i guess.

Ummm... Put the pipe down and step AWAY from the playground.

I swallowed a dime at a football game when I was a kid. My mother took me to the doctor and I remeber them discussing the problems that it could cause. It scared the shit out of me.

I poored tea onto my cereal one time. Cheerios + tea = really, really bad

Shaving cream on the toothbrush

I hate waking up at 5

Always wash your hands before using the restroom when preparing/eating things containing hot peppers.

I had something similiar to that happen to me one time.

One day, my daughter comes running up to me yelling "I have a BEE in my nose!!" I'm like what the hell?? So I tilted her head back and looked up her nose. Turns out it wasnt a Bee it was a Bead lol. So I said, well heck just blow your nose =p. Held my hand under her nose while she blew and blew, it didnt work. Well, I thinks to my self. How in the hell am I gonna get that bead out??
I had just changed my guitar strings a couple days before so I grabs that D string, gets me pliers,and made a lil hook on the end of it (just a little one). then I proceed to running that guitar string through the center of the bead, holding the hook to the side so I could feel it click when it got through. well I am sending more and more and MORE of the string up her nose. (starting to get worried here my plan might fail) I thinks to myself I must be through. So I tried pulling it out, NO, I wasnt. Turns out the bead was over an inch long talk about FREAKED I had like 2 1/2- 3 inches of that guitar string up her nose, before I felt it click on the other side, and pulled it out


She was VERY thankfull I got that doggone BEE out of her nose =)

for a reason I can't understand my daughter has to have a drink with everything she eats, even soup

well last night she poured a glass of milk into her soup, she claims it was an accident but I'm thinking that watching TV and eating don't mix well for her

needless to say murky dilluted chicken noodle soup went straight into dog's bowl

Maeselke,


Oddly enough, we had an almost identical incident back when my kids were around three years old.

Beads were a supervised thing back then, but I guess we left one lying around and my daughter ends up shoving it up her nose (this is the young child test of worthiness for any object. shove it into a bodily orifice and see what happens).

I didn't have a guitar string around, so I ended up with my daugther lying on her stomach for half an hour while I used pressure on her cheek (sinus cavity) to force that bugger of a bead to turn sidways and block off the hole so she could blow it out. Very trying situation.

My personal worst didn't involve eating, but a lit cigarette and far too much beer. Drop said cigarette, pick it up while laughing and joking around, insert LIT end of cigarette into mouth for next drag....

Winnow wrote:I checked the internet on this for info.

Recommendation: chop your shit up into little pieces each time you drop a load until you can confirm that you've pooped out the offending peanut shell. Send stool samples to Aranuil for further analysis.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Being that my brother is 6 and a half years older than me, when I was little he used to torture the shit out of me. One day he held me down and took a box of raisins and started shoving them up my nose. I swear to god, they must have gotten lodged in my sinuses or something, I was sneezing out raisins for a couple days after that.

He also used to ask me if I wanted some Sprite or 7-Up and then he'd go in the kitchen and get me a glass of Tonic Water or Club Soda.

Or there was the whole tricking me into thinking a cocktail onion was a grape.

Those are most of the food-related problems that I can remember, I'm sure that I'm repressing the memories of a few other incidents.

Instead of putting salt on my French fries, I grabbed a sugar packet. Was eating the fries and thought "What the fuck... they put sugar on my fries?" I went to add more salt but then realized the "salt" packet was actually sugar.

Once, very early in the morning, I was making coffee and feeding the dog at the same time in a half-awake haze. Started spooning the dogfood out of the can and realized I was putting it in the coffee filter instead of her bowl. Oops.

Then there was the Seattle Fan Faire.. I was so hung over/feeling like shit Saturday morning, I put salt on my entire breakfast without thinking... including my danish :/

I used to order ice tea anytime I went out and would put one sweet & low in it. Well when I made a conscious effort to cut caffeine, TWICE I put a packet of sweet & lo in my water. Kinda embarrassing to explain to the waitress why I needed another water...

Cut caffiene?? How do you maintain an appropriate level of undirected rage without caffiene???!!1!

When I was about 4 I saw a magician on TV pour juice through his assistants ear and it came out the other. So that night I was eating popcorn and watching the new Nightmare on Elm Street movie with my dad and I stuck a popcorn kernel in my ear..it didn't come out the other side. Had to go to the doctors and he got it out with a pen.

Once I was in the morning shower and forgot to rinse the soap out of my butt. It burned all day.

i stuck a dry pinto bean in my ear yesterday, ouch! it still might be there for all i know O_o.

-Alfan