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Recent searches list on Advanced Search page
Posted: November 19, 2007, 1:45 am
by Xatrei
As of this post, these are listed...
Recent searches
coatlicue 18 Nov 2007, 23:42
blumpkins 18 Nov 2007, 23:08
zztheassassin 18 Nov 2007, 23:03
specify 18 Nov 2007, 22:53
photobucket 18 Nov 2007, 22:40
Which of you sick bastages is searching for blumpkins?
Re: Recent searches list on Advanced Search page
Posted: November 19, 2007, 3:23 pm
by Somali
wtf is blumpkins?
Re: Recent searches list on Advanced Search page
Posted: November 19, 2007, 5:09 pm
by Dregor Thule
Blue pumpkins, perhaps?
Re: Recent searches list on Advanced Search page
Posted: November 19, 2007, 5:58 pm
by Sueven
it's a sexual act in which one party receives oral sex while taking a shit.
straightforward enough?
Re: Recent searches list on Advanced Search page
Posted: November 19, 2007, 6:03 pm
by Canelek
Hmmm. Actually sounds like a great way to relax.
Re: Recent searches list on Advanced Search page
Posted: November 19, 2007, 6:18 pm
by Sylvus
Let's not forget that a blumpkin is cousin to the "grumpy munchkin". Which is when one party performs oral sex whilst taking a shit.
Re: Recent searches list on Advanced Search page
Posted: November 19, 2007, 6:42 pm
by Canelek
Too much effort. I like the first option, especially after a long week.
Re: Recent searches list on Advanced Search page
Posted: November 19, 2007, 6:55 pm
by Winnow
Is it seasonal? Blumpkins could be the next temporary forum.
Re: Recent searches list on Advanced Search page
Posted: November 19, 2007, 9:23 pm
by Sueven
the grumpy munchkin sounds difficult. cunnilingus requires my devoted attention.
Re: Recent searches list on Advanced Search page
Posted: November 20, 2007, 1:32 am
by Dregor Thule
Sueven wrote:the grumpy munchkin sounds difficult. cunnilingus requires my devoted attention.
Just lace the pussy with a laxative! I don't really see the point of the grumpy munchkin tho.
Re: Recent searches list on Advanced Search page
Posted: November 20, 2007, 12:57 pm
by Sylvus
Sueven wrote:the grumpy munchkin sounds difficult. cunnilingus requires my devoted attention.
Well, I'd actually only heard of it as the girl performing fellatio while she was dropping a deuce. I just made it gender-neutral for the sake of equality.
Re: Recent searches list on Advanced Search page
Posted: November 20, 2007, 1:04 pm
by Sueven
I've never heard of a male-to-female blumpkin, either. But I guess it's possible.
edit to say: i've never heard of a real life female-to-male blumpkin, either. i've never heard of any real life blumpkin.
Re: Recent searches list on Advanced Search page
Posted: November 20, 2007, 2:15 pm
by Xatrei
Sueven wrote:I've never heard of a male-to-female blumpkin, either. But I guess it's possible.
edit to say: i've never heard of a real life female-to-male blumpkin, either. i've never heard of any real life blumpkin.
What about an Alabama Hot Pocket? **
** I have urban dictionary to thank for adding this one to my vocabulary
Re: Recent searches list on Advanced Search page
Posted: November 20, 2007, 3:24 pm
by Canelek
Alabama Hot Pocket!! I like that one primarily because I don't know what it is!
Re: Recent searches list on Advanced Search page
Posted: November 20, 2007, 4:20 pm
by Winnow
Probably need a poll for this one but speaking of the Urban Dictionary, I've always been at odds with the phrase, "laying pipe".
It can mean taking a dump, or screwing a girl. Somehow, this seemed to fit in with the blumpkin discussion.
So which do you associate "laying pipe" with? Dump or Screw?
When someone tells me they're going to go lay some pipe, I don't know whether to congratulate them or to light a match.
Re: Recent searches list on Advanced Search page
Posted: November 20, 2007, 4:25 pm
by Fash
I've never heard laying pipe used to describe taking a shit... now if you'll excuse me, I need to extrude some pvc.
Re: Recent searches list on Advanced Search page
Posted: November 20, 2007, 5:57 pm
by lmnt9
Laying pipe has always been sex. Never heard of it meaning anything else, other that the actualy act of installing physical pipeline.
Re: Recent searches list on Advanced Search page
Posted: November 20, 2007, 6:09 pm
by Sylvus
I believe we can all defer to one of America's greatest wordsmith's on the issue.
In the song 'I'm Only Out For One Thang', Ice Cube wrote:I knew this girl who looked just like you
Light brown and a fly hairdo
I wanted to do her, screw her
So I stepped to her on-key
Bitch had more ass than a donkey
I said you’re the type of girl that I can’t pass over
Give me one chance and I’ll bend your ass over
Just call me the plumber at the end of the night
Cause a nigga like me’ll lay plenty of pipe
She didn’t get offended it was splendid to me
Cause mister nice guy is what I pretended to be
I guess I just wine her and dine her
And by the end of the night I’ll be behind her
Waxing that ass like rain dance
On the bumper get the pussy then I dump her
Took her to the comfort inn
Tucked her in
Pulled out the third leg pumped it in
She said will you call me
Yeah I’ll call you a bitch or a ho after I ball you
Nah, I’m just playin but it’s still the same
Cause a nigga like Ice Cube is only out for one thang
There you have it. Definitive proof that "laying pipe" refers to sexual intercourse.
Re: Recent searches list on Advanced Search page
Posted: November 20, 2007, 6:16 pm
by Canelek
Well, Ice Cube may take tremendous pride in making the poop.
Re: Recent searches list on Advanced Search page
Posted: November 20, 2007, 6:22 pm
by Winnow
Bitch had more ass than a donkey
wtf?
It looks like in the case of poop vs screw, the ruling will be in favor of screw for the phrase, "laying pipe"
-Urban Judge Winnow
Re: Recent searches list on Advanced Search page
Posted: November 20, 2007, 7:52 pm
by Aabidano
Laying pipe == taking a dump.
Re: Recent searches list on Advanced Search page
Posted: November 20, 2007, 8:42 pm
by Canelek
Laying Cable--that is the pooping term.