VeeshanVault

This is as of Wednesday Afternoon and subject to change.
Sleazy Cheese
QB Matt Hasselbeck
WR Marvin Harrison
WR Donald Driver
WR Deion Branch
RB Larry Johnson
RB Clinton Portis
TE Vernon Davis
K Ryan Longwell
DEF Green Bay

Noobtastics
QB Brett Favre
WR Terrell Owens
WR Braylon Edwards
WR Donte' Stallworth
RB Steven Jackson
RB Fred Taylor
TE Todd Heap
K Robbie Gould
DEF Miami

Favre Has Got To Go!
QB Donovan McNabb
WR Reggie Wayne
WR Anquan Boldin
WR Hines Ward
RB Brian Westbrook
RB Willie Parker
TE Dallas Clark
K Neil Rackers
DEF New England

Luna Smudge
QB Carson Palmer
WR Reggie Brown
WR Santana Moss
WR Kevin Curtis
RB Shaun Alexander
RB Rudi Johnson
TE Antonio Gates
K David Akers
DEF Philadelphia

Wile Wombats
QB Matt Leinart
WR Marques Colston
WR T.J. Houshmandzadeh
WR Mark Clayton
RB Laurence Maroney
RB Maurice Jones-Drew
TE Chris Cooley
K Adam Vinatieri
DEF Baltimore

Flying Wombats
QB Peyton Manning
WR Chad Johnson
WR Joey Galloway
WR Devery Henderson
RB Edgerrin James
RB Jamal Lewis
TE Tony Gonzalez
K Jason Elam
DEF San Diego

Paddlers
QB Drew Brees
WR Larry Fitzgerald
WR Plaxico Burress
WR Laveranues Coles
RB Frank Gore
RB Brandon Jacobs
TE Benjamin Watson
K Josh Brown
DEF Denver

Midnyte Rage
QB J.P. Losman
WR Roy Williams
WR Lee Evans
WR Chris Chambers
RB Reggie Bush
RB Travis Henry
TE Jeremy Shockey
K Nate Kaeding
DEF Seattle

Atlantic Asspirates
QB Vince Young
WR Steve Smith
WR Javon Walker
WR Jerricho Cotchery
RB LaDainian Tomlinson
RB Thomas Jones
TE Jason Witten
K Jeff Wilkins
DEF Pittsburgh

Animale's Terrors
QB Tom Brady
WR Torry Holt
WR Andre Johnson
WR Calvin Johnson
RB Joseph Addai
RB Ronnie Brown
TE Alge Crumpler
K Stephen Gostkowski
DEF Dallas

Those are some uninspiring WR's I've got

VV NFC has much better team names than the AFC's!

My work horse Larry Johnson is not going to play much in week 1 so I have to start someone else. I just realized my team is full of injured mamby pambys. Blah.

I think it will be pretty surprising if Portis gets more than 10 carries as well. He hasn't played all preseason and barely started practicing this week. With Betts breathing down his neck, he won't see the field much. Jerkoff fucked me last year.

I knew I should have just gone ahead and put Moss back in my lineup instead of Stallworth.

First victim: Midnyte
Next in line: Whoever the asspirates are.

Arg, who would have figured that Cincinnati would allow the Browns to score 51 AND Favre would choose this week to play well? Missed out on soooo many points because of that.

Similar thing happened last year in Ohio. If I recall correctly, the losing quarterback threw for 500 yards in that game.

Okay, so what is up with the Yahoo projected stats. Specifically, Defense. I understand the issue I had with Cincinnati vs Cleveland, but they constantly rank the Miami Defense high. I had Miami originally, dropped them for the Bengals, and took them again when I saw that they were still ranked high. One would think that if the team was consistently under-performing based on the projected stats, they would drop in the rankings.

Yahoo stats suck balls and are generated by retards.

masteen wrote:Yahoo stats suck balls and are generated by retards.

Yeah, but one fucking point on defense? Insane!

I'd like to point out that Bubba got beat by Kevin Curtis this week. Ouch. I imagine it's fairly rare that anyone actually starts Kevin Curtis. Good thing my receivers are terrible and he's my best option!