VeeshanVault

Jeg bringer kongelig hilsener fra mælkjordtilliggende og bævere!

Vi håber alt er godt inden for dit trannede kongerige og ønsker dig og din loyale fag en mest udmærkede høst.

Vi giver også vores støtte i din krig imod de onde svenskere, og tilbyder vores militære støtter i nogen fremtid fører kampagne.

I'm frightened....


...and strangely aroused

Consider it payback for the sex toy thread then!

I was able to decipher about five words out of that. :/

It seems to be in danish, but it doesn't make much sense.

Online translators 4tl?

I brings royal the greeting from mælkjordtilliggende and trembles! Vi hope all is good in your trannede kongerige and hope yourself and your loyal subjects a best excellent fall. Vi treats too vores purchase to your warfare to they evil swedish , and offering vores military stays to anyone future guide campaign.

Or that is what the translator says

Dear cousin ,

Vi reply honorbuttons by Your letter of 31. august where They expressed several affectionate thoughts to Us and Vore constant undersoles.

The war against swedish pace ahead as planned , that cant walk long before they villainously the rascal bow amid by that danish strain and finder weaponwill.

Should They or Their husbond arrive at Vort kongerige are they beyond wellcaraway to that overnighting to a from vore palaces. Yours faithfully osv.