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What does your criminal record look like?

Posted: May 7, 2007, 3:27 pm
by Sylvus
No idea why this popped in my head. I think it was because I read about Paris Hilton being sentenced to jail time as well as Ron Artest.

Go nuts.

/edit: I got a Drunk and Disorderly or Disturbing the Peace or something like that in college. I was on a rooftop party and threw a bottle off of the roof and a bunch of cops came to investigate, and I was later called down to the station where they charged me with disturbing the peace. I ended up having to do 80 hours of community service. That wasn't fun!

Posted: May 7, 2007, 3:38 pm
by Jarori Bloodletter
Not proud of it , but I did 3 armed robberies when I was 18 did some jail then a stretch in prison..

Yes I learned my lesson.. Never agin I tell ya.

Posted: May 7, 2007, 3:49 pm
by Fash
Got close 8 years ago, but was let off easy and learned my lesson anyways.

Posted: May 7, 2007, 3:53 pm
by Lynks
Not even a speeding ticket here.

Posted: May 7, 2007, 4:03 pm
by Hesten
Hmm, can i call myself squeaky clean when i once got a fine for not having lights on my bicycle and got stopped and got a ticked for it?

Posted: May 7, 2007, 4:04 pm
by Sylvus
I'll allow it.

Funny what passes for crime over there! :p

Posted: May 7, 2007, 4:23 pm
by Dregor Thule
Sylvus wrote:I'll allow it.

Funny what passes for crime over there! :p
You'd probably find similar laws where you live, they just aren't enforced. I know it was the "law" to have a bike registration or whatever on your bike, but not like they enforced that shit. They just touted it when giving the bicycle safety courses in grade 1 :P

Posted: May 7, 2007, 4:40 pm
by Leonaerd
I went to jail overnight and had something on my record, but got it eliminated via a successful probation / drug test ordeal over a year. So I picked squeaky clean.

Posted: May 7, 2007, 5:08 pm
by Arborealus
I was ticketed for an expired inspection sticker in 199something...

Posted: May 7, 2007, 5:17 pm
by Animalor
Speeding ticket. Was doing 120 KM/H in an 80 Zone. Cop gave me a break and fined me for doing 95. The fine for the speed I was going was something like 500$.

Posted: May 7, 2007, 5:23 pm
by Gzette
DWI. Its expensive, stupid, dangerous, etc etc. Don't do it. 18 months probation, probably costed more than $5,000. At least no one got hurt.

I wasn't even drunk. I had four beers and got pulled over in the Whataburger drive through because there was a black guy in the car with me.

Cheers!

Posted: May 7, 2007, 6:06 pm
by Tegellan
Squeaky clean, almost got a conviction for vandalism when I was 15 because we knocled over a fence. But we repaired the fence and the cops let us off.

Posted: May 7, 2007, 6:13 pm
by Midnyte_Ragebringer
A bunch of speeding tickets and a DUI?Underage Drinkign that was made to disappear because of "friends of family" made it go bye-bye.

Posted: May 7, 2007, 6:54 pm
by Xatrei
A bunch of speeding tickets when I was a teen are all I've got on my record. When I was in the Army and stationed in Germany, I got detained by the Polizei for fighting at a big night club, and turned over to the MPs (some Turkish immigrants started a bunch of crap with a friend of mine, and it blew up to involve about 25 people or so). I ended up with a minor disciplinary action (summarized article 15) that involved doing a lot of leaf raking and window washing around post for a week, and it delayed my promotion to E4 by a month or two, but that's about it.

Posted: May 7, 2007, 6:54 pm
by miir
Speeding tickets don't go on a criminal record as far as I know.

Posted: May 7, 2007, 7:00 pm
by Nick
Clean here, how boring :?

Posted: May 7, 2007, 7:04 pm
by masteen
I shot a man in Brooklyn, just to watch him die.

Srsly, I got a DUI back in 2000, spend a night in county, then got arrested again a year later because the goddamn Pinnelas County Sheriff's database was out of date (they thought I had a suspended license). Another day in jail, but the charges were dropped at my pre-trial.

On a fun side note, I broke my left hand fighting in the holding cell. Knocked that motherfucker clean out, so I didn't have to toss any salads during my special night.

Posted: May 7, 2007, 8:13 pm
by Dregor Thule
masteen wrote:On a fun side note, I broke my left hand fighting in the holding cell. Knocked that motherfucker clean out, so I didn't have to toss any salads during my special night.
I hope I never have to deal with that!

Posted: May 7, 2007, 8:13 pm
by Al
No criminal record at all, though I have an outstanding parking ticket right now from about 15 days ago...

Posted: May 7, 2007, 10:50 pm
by Spang
I was at fault for a car accident a week after I got my license. About 4 years later I got a speeding ticket in Hawaii, 75 in a 55.

Posted: May 8, 2007, 1:26 am
by Fairweather Pure
A couple of speeding tickets. Other than that, I'm squeeky clean and plan on staying that way.

Posted: May 8, 2007, 2:14 am
by Canelek
Spang wrote:I was at fault for a car accident a week after I got my license. About 4 years later I got a speeding ticket in Hawaii, 75 in a 55.

Haha! Tourist Baiting. :) They are famous for that over there...

Posted: May 8, 2007, 12:00 pm
by Truant
I selected the ticket option. But mine was like Arb's. Not transfering my registration over quick enough when I was a youngster in FL.

Posted: May 8, 2007, 12:43 pm
by Drolgin Steingrinder
Squeaky clean, but only out of duuuumb luck. I did some pretty idiotic shit when I was in my late teens.

Posted: May 8, 2007, 1:09 pm
by Spang
Canelek wrote:Haha! Tourist Baiting. :) They are famous for that over there...
i was a resident!

Posted: May 8, 2007, 5:11 pm
by Xouqoa
My rap sheet is below:

Posted: May 8, 2007, 5:29 pm
by Truant
Xouqoa wrote:My rap sheet is below:
I do recall you telling me you got a speeding ticket coming off 12 into duncanville. :p

Granted, that was a long time ago.

Posted: May 8, 2007, 5:31 pm
by Boogahz
Truant wrote:I selected the ticket option. But mine was like Arb's. Not transfering my registration over quick enough when I was a youngster in FL.

What about destruction of private property? Did Xou keep his word and not press charges against you for jumping through his ceiling? :P

Posted: May 8, 2007, 5:55 pm
by Zamtuk
Talked my way out of what should have been a DUI on two separate occasions. Another time I was pulled over for a speeding ticket/seatbelt violation when a car comes out of nowhere and claims that there were shots fired 2 blocks down the road. Another warning.

Other than that, 2 speeding tickets and probably 3 seatbelt violations, allegedly.

Posted: May 8, 2007, 5:59 pm
by cid
Asodomy on a Pit-bull with a three poodle prior.

Posted: May 8, 2007, 8:22 pm
by Nick
We don't have one murderer between us?

With all this anger you would assume we would have a bit more than a couple of parking tickets and Masteen's stories of being bumraped in the pen one night :cry:

Posted: May 8, 2007, 8:46 pm
by Kwonryu DragonFist
Stole some hearts in my days.

Posted: May 9, 2007, 1:46 pm
by Siji
/glares at Aslanna..

Posted: May 9, 2007, 1:54 pm
by Xanupox
wow, as of the time of this post, 10% of the voters have been to jail!!!

WTF doesnt that seem... a bit high?

I guess my background as a police officer puts me on the far spectrum of criminal activities that would land me behind bars, but still.. WTF?

Even higher is the combined, 'hard criminals' totals over 20%.

Prison, Jail & Probation.

Posted: May 9, 2007, 5:41 pm
by masteen
I don't know if I would describe my 16 total hours in a county jail as "hard time." :oops:

The mandatory AA meetings were actually worse. Those people all drink too much!

Posted: May 9, 2007, 7:53 pm
by Winnow
Another of the poll options should have been:

"How many of you have done something that could have landed you in jail but weren't caught?"

That squeaky clean number seems a little high!

Posted: May 9, 2007, 11:59 pm
by Kwonryu DragonFist
Winnow wrote:Another of the poll options should have been:

"How many of you have done something that could have landed you in jail but weren't caught?"


That squeaky clean number seems a little high!
That's a better question! :twisted:

Then we would have high percentage here i believe.

Posted: May 10, 2007, 12:19 am
by Leonaerd
Nick wrote: With all this anger you would assume we would have a bit more than a couple of parking tickets and Masteen's stories of being bumraped in the pen one night :cry:
Taking out our anger via VV is theraputic and allows us to not kill people IRL. Simple.