VeeshanVault

Who the hell has that much sex? o_0

1700 Friendships? I'm a pretty gregarious guy, and I know a lot of people, but... that sounds kind of high.

Their requirements for "friendship" must be a little more lax than mine are.

Pretty feasable if you marry semi young while you are in your, "sexual peak" for men anyway. Women are just screwed...or not as the case may be since they peak into the point where the man is not quite as interested.

That's what younger men are for.

Sargeras wrote:Who the hell has that much sex? o_0

I had a lot of sex when I was in my late teens and 20s.
4239 times would probably be low if I were to make an estimate.

I wonder how far the average for beer consumed would drop if we eliminated sylvus....and how much the average cows consumed would drop if we eliminated Dregor!

Kilmoll the Sexy wrote:I wonder how far the average for beer consumed would drop if we eliminated sylvus....and how much the average cows consumed would drop if we eliminated Dregor!

I wonder how many pints of tears would drop if we eliminated you!



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Kilmoll the Sexy wrote:..and how much the average cows consumed would drop if we eliminated Dregor!

I wonder how much the average pigs consumed would drop if we eliminated Kilmoll.

HAHAHA ZING SEE WHAT IDID THERE I TOTALLY TURNED UR INSULT AROUND AND USED IT AGAINST YOU WIT HA DIFFERENT STATISTIC AHEAHEAHAEHAHAHHAHAHHA!!!1!

(no caps lock keys were harmed in the making of this post. SeE?)

Sylvus wrote:1700 Friendships? I'm a pretty gregarious guy, and I know a lot of people, but... that sounds kind of high.

Their requirements for "friendship" must be a little more lax than mine are.

You better hope you have 1700 friends, because 99 of them are going to die of lung cancer, and another 111 from the flu, 305 from heart disease, and 179 from strokes.
I suggest you get a nice black suit for all those funerals.

I highly doubt he will buy a suit for them. I am going to suggest that he just go shirtless and shave their name into his back hair for each funeral....kind of like what he does for Michigan home games.

My back is naturally hairless, thank you very much. Unlike Ohio residents, Michigan folk have evolved a number of times since we were hairy apes that lived in caves and had sex with our relatives.

Sylvus wrote:My back is naturally hairless, thank you very much. Unlike Ohio residents, Michigan folk have evolved a number of times since we were hairy apes that lived in caves and had sex with our relatives.

you now shave it with razors instead of rubbing against trees?

Boogahz wrote:

Sylvus wrote:My back is naturally hairless, thank you very much. Unlike Ohio residents, Michigan folk have evolved a number of times since we were hairy apes that lived in caves and had sex with our relatives.

you now shave it with razors instead of rubbing against trees?

Using a razor wouldn't be natural, silly.

Sylvus wrote:

Boogahz wrote:

Sylvus wrote:My back is naturally hairless, thank you very much. Unlike Ohio residents, Michigan folk have evolved a number of times since we were hairy apes that lived in caves and had sex with our relatives.

you now shave it with razors instead of rubbing against trees?

Using a razor wouldn't be natural, silly.

They singe it off in forest fires caused by lightning strike...never be downwind of a forest fire in Michigan!

You people puke twice a year??...

VariaVespasa wrote:You people puke twice a year??...

If they are measuring in nappies and pounds sterling (instead of USD), it's the UK's that must be puking twice a year.

I would have guessed more...

rhyae wrote:

VariaVespasa wrote:You people puke twice a year??...

If they are measuring in nappies and pounds sterling (instead of USD), it's the UK's that must be puking twice a year.

I would have guessed more...

Yeah cups of tea was also a dead giveaway...

I like to think it's universal for everyone. And with me damn near 30 years old, with my average tea consumption, it looks like I'm going to live to be... (let me grab my calculator)

Approximately 37,000 years old. Nice.

Good thing you didn't use the sex in your lifetime as a guage there Methuselah......pretty sure your calculator won't process that high of a number.

lol, I set myself up for that one. Good work.