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Valentine's Day Survival Kit

Posted: February 13, 2007, 9:17 pm
by redeemed

Posted: February 13, 2007, 10:11 pm
by kyoukan
How emo.

Posted: February 14, 2007, 3:52 am
by Winnow
I thought the guy that went on a killing spree in the Hallmark store in the Trolley Mall did a pretty good job of following this advice!
Firebomb all the Hallmark card shops you can find. The greeting card industry created this "holiday" and the most effective way of ridding ourselves of it is to destroy it at the source. Greeting card shops sell primarily paper goods, and will burn quite efficiently.