VeeshanVault

Answer to the best of your ability.

Nice poll. I picked the first one. I am truly proud of a nice gaseous sludgy one.

When I fart people crowd around just to bask in my glorious scent. Why would I want to hide from such beauty and fame?

I would never attempt to claim that women don't have stinky fumes but I can't ever recall ripping one at work.. I don't know if it's just coincidence or my diet or what but I had to pick the last option on the poll >;p

p.s. boys are smelly!!1!

I take pride and call others to share!

I tend to walk around while I still have a chance to spread the joy. Try to get to a high traffic area and enjoy the reactions of those who pass through the cloud.

I generally go into the bathroom if I have to at work. At home, if there are no chicks present, I have no problem dropping ass with my roommate present. In public, only if I absolutely must will I crop dust an area, and then I high-tail it out of there.

I put the art in fart! Every smell is a masterpeice!

Oh and when in bed with a significant other...I alway pull the covers over her head!

But do you then refer said act as a Dutch Oven or a Covered Wagon?

It speaks volumes about your demographic.

Add the following poll option "... DON'T SNEEZE!"

Farting while getting a hummer.. heaven. Just adds a little bass to the tune.

Just adds a little bass to the tune.

You just ruined the song I'm listening to forever.

I personally chose option numero uno haha. There's nothing better than letting a big one out after a night of INSANE amounts of booze and mexican food... only to fart the next morning and having the whole office smell like fuel/petrolium. I love it... the art of letting it out....silent but deadly.... and my coworkers face expressions about 1.5 mins later.... mad dookie faces ahhaha. And then them pointing at me and calling me a rotten ass mofo

redeemed wrote:I would never attempt to claim that women don't have stinky fumes but I can't ever recall ripping one at work.. I don't know if it's just coincidence or my diet or what but I had to pick the last option on the poll >;p

p.s. boys are smelly!!1!

redeemed's fart's smell soo good... if u threw them up in the air... they would turn to sunshine ...ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

rose pedals..and the like

Leonaerd wrote:

Just adds a little bass to the tune.

You just ruined the song I'm listening to forever.

Now all that's left is for you to hum Metallica's Damage Inc with fart noises.

"Fffft... Fffft.. Fffft.. FffffFFFffffFfFFFft. Fft! Flatulance Incorporated!"

Siji wrote:

Leonaerd wrote:

Just adds a little bass to the tune.

You just ruined the song I'm listening to forever.

Now all that's left is for you to hum Metallica's Damage Inc with fart noises.

"Fffft... Fffft.. Fffft.. FffffFFFffffFfFFFft. Fft! Flatulance Incorporated!"

Done.

When at work and there is descent traffic. I don't mind walking past a table and ripping ass (eating fried food from time to time is never good for my naturally rank farts.) It's great to sit behind the bar and glance around watching people try to blame each other while nearly gagging.

If I'm with friends, afties for instance. I'll generally go to a remote area and let it pass. If it's going to be bad which it generally is I'll warn people. I'm not ashamed but I'd rather not allow my friends to have to endure the iminent pain.

Best place to drop ass is shopping with the wife. She stops to look at something then I let one go and crop dust the enitire aisle, while she is left there to be blamed for it!!