VeeshanVault

Any rattlesnake can carelessly take a peek at a chess board, but it takes a real particle accelerator to make love to the single-handledly flatulent skyscraper.
A gratifying tripod dances with a squid behind a pickup truck, because the eagerly gentle canyon underhandedly cooks cheese grits for a hole puncher. The psychotic rattlesnake is barely gratifying.

I thought this thread was going to be about food.

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That reads like the nonsensical prose added to spam anymore.

Madlibs are 10x plusfunny when they're read aloud.

Ashur wrote:That reads like the nonsensical prose added to spam anymore.

You win, that's exactly what it was.

I take care of both of them, which ain't easy, 'cause when they met it was MURDER! Can't stay for long, just turn around and I'm gone again. Beats all you've ever saw, been in trouble with the law since the day they was born. I never spend much time in school but I taught ladies plenty. Mutley, you snickering, floppy eared hound. When the going gets tough, he's really rough, with a Hong Kong Phooey chop (Hi-Ya!). McKay and this is my best friend Bear. There's a voice that keeps on calling me. McKay and his best friend Bear. Places new and ladies, too, I'm B.J. Hong Kong Phooey, he's fan-riffic! In search of Earth, flying in to the night. Knight Rider, a shadowy flight into the dangerous world of a man who does not exist. If you have a problem and no one else can help,