VeeshanVault

http://www.lovegodsway.org/GayBands

They might make you gay and I would like to spare all of you, my fellow Veeshanites, the flames of an eternal suffering in hell.

(I did send the guy an email for fun, I can't wait to see if he responds. You should all do the same thing!)

Frank Sinatra

Wha?

Some of the comments are lol. This one really made me laugh:

Morrissey(?questionable?)

Elton John(really gay)

oh shit

haha check this shit out


http://www.donniedavies.com/Mission


http://www.donniedavies.com/Testimony





we should have a contest to see who can email him the most creative fake gay band name. double points if he puts it up on his site

I'd go with The Spanish Arse-Intruders

That site lists Cyndi Lauper as "safe"

Guess they never listened to the lyrics of "She Bop"!

The song was controversial owing to lyrics that subtly addressed masturbation. Part of the lyrics, "They say I better stop - or I'll go blind"' [1] is an allusion to a common (wrong) argument against masturbation. It was also on included on the Parents Music Resource Center's "Filthy Fifteen" list, due to its sexual lyrics. Other songs on the list included hits by Madonna, Prince, AC/DC, among others. This led to the creation of the parental advisory sticker.

Lauper said she wanted little kids to think it was about dancing, and to understand the real meaning as they got older. She never directly stated in the song what the meaning of the song was, so it could receive airplay. The plan worked.

from http://www.donniedavis.com/Mission

While I'm not advocating jailing all Homosexuals, I do think it would benefit them greatly.

Ummmmmm this guy has never heard them term "bitch" before?

And he thinks Oscar Wilde was reformed?

http://www.eveningservice.com/Video

O_o

Kaelina wrote:http://www.eveningservice.com/Video

O_o

*sings along* If you're a fag he hates you too...

catchy...This song repeatedly move me to tears!

Richard Cheese

Eminmen

Gay counterpart?

Clay Aiken

I'm going to have to agree.

cadalano wrote:we should have a contest to see who can email him the most creative fake gay band name. double points if he puts it up on his site

On a music forum I frequent, the members were threatening to submit each others' bands. It quickly escalated to Cold War proportions.

Ravi Shankar is on that list.


taTu is not!

You should submit all their bands. Include pics of Richard Simmons to guarantee listage.

Truant wrote:

cadalano wrote:we should have a contest to see who can email him the most creative fake gay band name. double points if he puts it up on his site

On a music forum I frequent, the members were threatening to submit each others' bands. It quickly escalated to Cold War proportions.

Hrmmmm I'm thinking I want to be on that list on principle...

My question is, if all of us list "Arborealus and the Veeshanites" as a gay band, would that look convincing? Or should just one of us do it? Maybe someone could send him a tinyurl version of the lemonparty site and claim it's the band's secret portal but we haven't worked out how to access the content.

Zaelath wrote:My question is, if all of us list "Arborealus and the Veeshanites" as a gay band, would that look convincing? Or should just one of us do it? Maybe someone could send him a tinyurl version of the lemonparty site and claim it's the band's secret portal but we haven't worked out how to access the content.

We need our own genre...Fagcore...blending satanic deathmetal and homoeroticism

Eagles of Death Metal

wtf no way EoDM rock faces

Fuck them for putting Rufus Wainwright on that list.
How the hell did Metallica and the Stones get put on that Gay Bands list? Didn't Mick Jagger create like 35 children, thus canceling out any gayness from his bandmembers?



Fuck them for putting Rufus Wainwright on that list.

P.S. That Donnie guy looks like a fat Joaquin Phoenix. With a pink shirt. And someone who has caught the gay.

Kaldaur wrote:Fuck them for putting Rufus Wainwright on that list.
How the hell did Metallica and the Stones get put on that Gay Bands list? Didn't Mick Jagger create like 35 children, thus canceling out any gayness from his bandmembers?



Fuck them for putting Rufus Wainwright on that list.

Rufus Wainwright is gay. Unless you're fucking them for some other reason.

The Stones are most likely on there for the old rock myth that Mick Jagger and David Bowie were caught in bed together by Bowie's then wife Angela. The story then goes on that Jagger wrote 'Angie' for her; however, that song was written by Richards for another gal. But don't tell anyone who believes this story, cause they'll say it's all a government coverup or something.

Jagger has always denied bisexuality. Bowie has denied bisexuality in all interviews except a very early one, during the androgynous era. He has since retracted that statement from that early interview.

Anyways, enough random rock trivia, I gots more homework to do.

Lalanae wrote:

Frank Sinatra

Wha?

There were several before Frank that caught my attention, but this is the one real standout from the list. Either the people who run this site have poor taste in music, or they know something I don't.

Teh God Hates Fags Song wrote: To enter heaven there's no back door

roofles

My point was that Wainwright's music is very spiritual, and that they don't seem to listen very well to the message of his music as opposed to just his orientation.

I didn't know that story about the Stones. After seeing David Bowie in Labyrinth, I'll believe anything I hear about him.

"Dance, Magic, Dance!" --David Bowie's Bulge.

Uh, was someone gay in The Doors?

I think the fake band name you send in should be "Manchowder".

Metallica is music for the gays?

I have a great idea. How about we ban dancing in a backwoods town, then high school kids have to cross county lines in order to dance. Some kid from the big city moves in and shows everyone that while dancing is gay, you can still be cool doing it.

Please add to gay list:

Erasure is only half gay.

miir wrote:Erasure is only half gay.

They round up?!

I don't see George Michael on that list and he's "really gay".

Did anyone see the Cribs episode when they went through Boy George's house?

Raistin wrote:Uh, was someone gay in The Doors?

Not to any public knowledge. I'm going to go on the assumption that he does not approve of the messages of some of the songs. Most notable in "The End" when Morrison improvised a bit of the lyrics based upon the Oedipus tale. The part about killing his father and fucking his mother.

I'm basing this assumption on the fact that they have another band listed and a reason given as "endorses suicide." So he's expanded his gay list to bands that promote other activities that go against the bible.

Xyphir wrote:Metallica is music for the gays?

See above. Metallica had some pretty violent lyrical content in the past.

kyoukan wrote:Ravi Shankar is on that list.


taTu is not!

Yeah, but girls makin' out shouldn't count cause its hot.

OK my final entry:

MC Asstoucher and the Pastel SpaceRapists

the indigo girls making out is not hot!

lol, maybe that's why they made the list!

kyoukan wrote:the indigo girls making out is not hot!

Yeah I don't think that would work for anyone much...