merry christmas from jack chick
Posted: December 25, 2002, 8:23 am
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Posted: December 25, 2002, 10:19 am
uh huh
Posted: December 25, 2002, 10:25 am
yup
Posted: December 25, 2002, 12:21 pm
*strolls into the room to stalk the stalker*
Serious bandwidth there Kyo, more quantity not quality?
What is your opinion on this cartoon Kyo? Any moron can post shit but without your reason behind it this is just a waste of time, like you.
Serious bandwidth there Kyo, more quantity not quality?
What is your opinion on this cartoon Kyo? Any moron can post shit but without your reason behind it this is just a waste of time, like you.
Posted: December 25, 2002, 1:28 pm
I liked it. It made me feel good.
Posted: December 25, 2002, 2:05 pm
^_^
Posted: December 25, 2002, 2:26 pm
Wow we should just drop millions of those in the muslim world...clearly that will solve all the issues...
Posted: December 25, 2002, 3:22 pm
Just looking at that gave me a headache.
Posted: December 25, 2002, 4:04 pm
Funny, on a day full of love I still can't help but hate the human race.
Posted: December 25, 2002, 4:04 pm
It was actually a little joke, but your whiny little impotent tirade just made it even funnier.Atokal wrote:*strolls into the room to stalk the stalker*
Serious bandwidth there Kyo, more quantity not quality?
What is your opinion on this cartoon Kyo? Any moron can post shit but without your reason behind it this is just a waste of time, like you.
Posted: December 25, 2002, 4:15 pm
You really would have to be a complete tard not to understand why it was posted Atokal...
Posted: December 25, 2002, 5:33 pm
Why was it posted then oh great and wise Teeny?
Please explain to this tard, I will meet you on the short bus for the words of enlightenment.
Please explain to this tard, I will meet you on the short bus for the words of enlightenment.
Posted: December 25, 2002, 6:52 pm
omg they are all broken pls
Posted: December 25, 2002, 7:03 pm
Posted: December 25, 2002, 7:10 pm
That site makes me angry
Posted: December 26, 2002, 3:33 am
the more I learn the more I think that religion is the greatest bullshit story ever told
Posted: December 26, 2002, 3:37 am
...as opposed to the guy who comes home to find his wife impregnated by the Holy Spirit? uuuuhhhh yeah Joseph, I ain't steppin out on you carpenter man...it was...uhhhh...god!
And some fool bought it and wrote it down. Burroughs was wrong. First thing to do, kill all the writers, THEN lawyers.
And some fool bought it and wrote it down. Burroughs was wrong. First thing to do, kill all the writers, THEN lawyers.
Posted: December 26, 2002, 4:26 am
she posted it because she is a devout christian and today we celebrate our Lord's birthday.
HOORAY FOR KYOUKAN!
HOORAY FOR KYOUKAN!
Posted: December 26, 2002, 4:51 am
REPENT HEATHEN 
Posted: December 26, 2002, 7:09 am
Posted: December 26, 2002, 9:04 am
aaaahhh space moose is being anally violated by a dog from hell
Posted: December 26, 2002, 11:01 am
Dogs from hell would've had a much better grip if he would've held onto Space Moose's antlers.
As for Jack Chick, I expect this intolerant, self-serving SOB to have pretty much the same fate as Space Moose in the afterlife.
As for Jack Chick, I expect this intolerant, self-serving SOB to have pretty much the same fate as Space Moose in the afterlife.
Posted: December 26, 2002, 8:29 pm
Trivia: Jack Chick was the person who influenced the character Ned Flanders on the Simpsons.
I can't find a picture of him right now, but they are identical right down to the overbite hiding moustache and green sweater.
I can't find a picture of him right now, but they are identical right down to the overbite hiding moustache and green sweater.
Posted: December 26, 2002, 11:04 pm
okay once and for fucking all,
Are we all going to hell or what?
I dont want no rhetorical shit, i dont want maybe's and "if you believe"'s.
If you are someone who does not try to oppress any beliefs upon people, and do not go around telling people how to live their lives, and generally being neutral (is there a god, maybe, who am i to know)
WOULD YOU GO TO HELL?
Are we all going to hell or what?
I dont want no rhetorical shit, i dont want maybe's and "if you believe"'s.
If you are someone who does not try to oppress any beliefs upon people, and do not go around telling people how to live their lives, and generally being neutral (is there a god, maybe, who am i to know)
WOULD YOU GO TO HELL?
Posted: December 27, 2002, 4:21 am
Cotto, No, here's the situation we're in:
Out of an estimated 200 billion galaxies in the universe... each capable of containing 200+ billion stars... each possibly having their own star system like our solar system having planets, each possibly having moons, etc. This puts us as one of about 8,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 planets, with 2 planets per star. Not even counting moons, which have the same possibility of sustaining life as a planet does... The only point of the numbers is for scale... it doesn't matter if its 1 billion or 1 gazillion, we're on the end with the 1. Another way of looking at scale if you're a Star Trek fan is to realize that the huge scale of star trek and space exploration was all inside the milky way galaxy. All of it.
Life exists in the right conditions. I would expect that most planets with an atmosphere have had life on them at some point. The longer a species exists the more advanced it's offspring will get, evolving only over great time and conjugation... We have established our civilization and it has the possiblity to survive endlessly without global thermo nuclear war... mr falken.
We are but an animal like any other, with no special god or diety or creator. We evolved, we have a wonderful language and wonderful technology to prosper and/or destroy ourselves with. But once you die, you're dead. The light goes out, and very simply, you are no more. Many species have gone extinct on this rock, We only know what we've dug up. This planet has been around for milllllions of years.
Happy New Year,
Fosco
Out of an estimated 200 billion galaxies in the universe... each capable of containing 200+ billion stars... each possibly having their own star system like our solar system having planets, each possibly having moons, etc. This puts us as one of about 8,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 planets, with 2 planets per star. Not even counting moons, which have the same possibility of sustaining life as a planet does... The only point of the numbers is for scale... it doesn't matter if its 1 billion or 1 gazillion, we're on the end with the 1. Another way of looking at scale if you're a Star Trek fan is to realize that the huge scale of star trek and space exploration was all inside the milky way galaxy. All of it.
Life exists in the right conditions. I would expect that most planets with an atmosphere have had life on them at some point. The longer a species exists the more advanced it's offspring will get, evolving only over great time and conjugation... We have established our civilization and it has the possiblity to survive endlessly without global thermo nuclear war... mr falken.
We are but an animal like any other, with no special god or diety or creator. We evolved, we have a wonderful language and wonderful technology to prosper and/or destroy ourselves with. But once you die, you're dead. The light goes out, and very simply, you are no more. Many species have gone extinct on this rock, We only know what we've dug up. This planet has been around for milllllions of years.
Happy New Year,
Fosco
Posted: December 27, 2002, 5:21 am
haha that was great
love the hypocracy and pagan roots of modern religions and the blind faith of the followers
love the hypocracy and pagan roots of modern religions and the blind faith of the followers
Posted: December 27, 2002, 7:57 am
Fuck you.
Posted: December 27, 2002, 10:51 am
HEY.Ebumar wrote:Fuck you.
HEY YOU.
GO BACK TO WORSHIPPING YOUR MOON GOD, YOU MOON GOD WORSHIPPING MOON GOD WORSHIPPER.
Posted: December 27, 2002, 5:15 pm
I mean now really... who throws a cupcake?
Posted: December 27, 2002, 5:22 pm
Enough with the squeeky shoes already!
Posted: December 27, 2002, 5:23 pm
all i can say is...
"wtf"
"wtf"
Posted: December 27, 2002, 5:26 pm
i would like to thank Jack Chick for solving 2 of my biggest problems
1. Radical Islamists who want to destroy me
2. Bible thumpers who won't shut their fucking trap.
Jack has shown us that all it takes to simmer down the radical islamists is to send some Bible thumpers to Mecca. Best case scenario, all the bible thumpers chill out the radical islamists. worst case all the radical islamist kill the bible thumpers. either way i win.
thank you Jack Chick.
1. Radical Islamists who want to destroy me
2. Bible thumpers who won't shut their fucking trap.
Jack has shown us that all it takes to simmer down the radical islamists is to send some Bible thumpers to Mecca. Best case scenario, all the bible thumpers chill out the radical islamists. worst case all the radical islamist kill the bible thumpers. either way i win.
thank you Jack Chick.
Posted: December 27, 2002, 5:44 pm
Religion is the crutch of those too afraid to smoke pot
Posted: December 27, 2002, 6:29 pm
i should have used that on one of my R.A.s one of the many times i was caught smoking dope in college.
i was caught so god-damned redhanded several times it was crazy and i never ended up getting in trouble beyond some bullshit hearing i had to go to.
i really thought we were gonna get in trouble when we thought our RA was going to die on our steps. What can i say, we had 3 pothead science majors in htat apartment, our gravity bong kicked ass
i was caught so god-damned redhanded several times it was crazy and i never ended up getting in trouble beyond some bullshit hearing i had to go to.
i really thought we were gonna get in trouble when we thought our RA was going to die on our steps. What can i say, we had 3 pothead science majors in htat apartment, our gravity bong kicked ass