VeeshanVault

On Saturday, a few particular sneaky bitches (aka my friends) laced my drink with some tissue stain from a chemistry lab. As a result, I've been pissing bright blue ever since. I need revenge.

My initial plan was to get into their apartments when they weren't home and piss on their kitchen floors. It'd be very simple and very effective. Sadly, my piss won't be blue anymore by the time I figure out a way to sneak into their kitchens without them knowing. So I need more ideas.

Both of them live in apartments which they share with one other person. I'm reasonably familiar with both of their roommates, familiar enough that they'd probably help me out. I don't necessarily need to escalate the prank, but I do need to at least match what they pulled, which was admittedly quite well done.

Any ideas or inspirations?

Quick, easy, and not too uch of an escalation....easy enough.


Step 1 : go to a hardware store and buy a large bag of zip ties.

Step 2 : grab a free newspaper on the way out.

Step 3 : gain entrance

Step 4 : use zip ties to close off the end of every sleeve of every shirt and every leg of all the pants they own.

Step 5 : take a sheet from the newspaper and stuff it into the toe of every shoe you can find. Be thorough.

If they ever mess with you again, leave a steaming coiler on their pillow.

If your buying zip ties make sure and buy the longer ones (about 16" long), then crawl under their vehicle and thread two of the ties into each other around the driveshaft, preferably near the muffler or other metal part. Cinch em up evenly and wait for them to drive.

Do not set them anywhere near wiring or fuel lines though, although they are harmless to the metal they could be disasterous with other parts.

Demags

shoot them each just once, laugh while you're doing it so they know it is a joke tho. oh and make sure it's in the leg so it doesn't look like attempted murder

Well if you like your original idea and the only problem is that it wont be blue anymore, then you COULD just get more of the stain and re-blue yourself special for the occasion. After all, I doubt they will actually know enough to realise you had to refresh the effect for your payback, in light of the pool of evidence...

Forget paper in the shoes, use cool whip or shaving cream.. or if you're feeling rather mean, use that marshmallow stuff that comes in a plastic cup type thing for cooking. That stuff is sticky as hell.

Forget pissing on the floor or something, put an open can of sardines in their A/C ducts.

If you're not concerned with touching their underwear, coat the insides of every pair they have with shampoo or liquid soap. It's not readily visible (especially when it dries) but I guarantee they'll notice it after a short while. (Let's just say I use ziplock bags for carrying shampoo to the gym these days)

Or, if you're just really bored.. wrap their entire car in duct tape. If you're afraid of damaging the paint, use that packing saran wrap type stuff. Doesn't stick to anything but itself and is pretty strong.

shoving a potato in the tail pipe ( car that is) works.

Save all of your finger and toenail clippings for a while, then sneak into their closet and put one or two into the pockets of each pair of their pants. After a couple of days of reaching into their pockets and finding clippings, they'll go crazy wondering what's going on.

Remember that revenge is a dish best served cold!

Seeing as how you said they both have roommates that probably had nothing to do with the prank on you, I would stay away from things that affect the living quarters of everyone. Go for personal. They "invaded" your body with their prank. Do the same to them!

Thanks all for the ideas.

I should point out that neither of them have cars, we all live in the city and subsist on public transportation. So car pranks are out.

I like the general zip tie idea, although I think I'd need to go beyond just closing off their arms and legs. Sylvus, your plan is brilliant-- that's my favorite so far.

And Boogahz-- I want to do that, but I need to come up with some way to do it in a non-permanently-damaging way that's at least as shocking as what they pulled on me. I'm having trouble coming up with something.

You could just use water and food colouring and match the colour your piss was and put a nice puddle on their pillow with a note telling them you saved it for them...

Or just paint random shit blue in their apartments if you can get the roommates co-operation.