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Friday Joke Thread
Posted: October 13, 2006, 11:39 am
by Sylvus
So I went to
http://www.knock-knock-joke.com/ to see if there was such a thing as a funny knock-knock joke. There isn't.
Use this thread to dazzle me with hilarity. I'll start.
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
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- No Idear
lololol
Posted: October 13, 2006, 11:49 am
by Sylvus
How do you catch a unique rabbit?
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- Unique up on it
How do you catch a tame rabbit?
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- Tame way, unique up it
What do fish say when they hit a concrete wall
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- Dam!
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
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- Anyone can roast beef...
Posted: October 13, 2006, 12:04 pm
by Winnow
If you can dial long distance (Arizona), try out the rejection hotline:
602-230-4210
Great number to give someone you don't want having your real #.
Posted: October 13, 2006, 12:25 pm
by cadalano
what did Bruce Lee order from Burger King?
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- WHOPAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!
and.. there IS at least one funny knock-knock joke:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bn1-M5Ze0p8
(i'm at work and cant verify that link- hope it works!)
Posted: October 13, 2006, 1:09 pm
by Mawafu
Why don't congressmen like bookmarks?
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- Because they like to bend the pages over
Posted: October 13, 2006, 1:27 pm
by Sheryl
those aren't knock-knock jokes! i feel so deceived.
Posted: October 13, 2006, 2:10 pm
by Truant
Winnow wrote:If you can dial long distance (Arizona), try out the rejection hotline:
602-230-4210
Great number to give someone you don't want having your real #.
There's one of those in most major cities.
Also, that knock-knock was hilarious Mr Cadalano
Posted: October 13, 2006, 2:25 pm
by Sylvus
They don't have to be knock-knock jokes, silly.
Posted: October 13, 2006, 3:01 pm
by Dregor Thule
Mawafu is winning!
Ack, I take that back, sorry Mawafu, but Cadalano is winning now!
Posted: October 13, 2006, 3:13 pm
by Zamtuk
what did one worm say to another worm?
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- nothing, worms cant talk you fucking dumbass
Posted: October 13, 2006, 3:56 pm
by redeemed
what do you call a woman with one leg?
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- Ilean
what do you call a japanese woman with one leg?
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- Irean
yeah I know
