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Poor losers.

Posted: July 10, 2002, 2:31 am
by Searyx
I am a scripter. I am a cheater. I am a hacker. I am using god mode. I am using a kick script. I am using a backstab script. I am using a damage modifier. I am a low ping bastard (lpb).

Now, that is just what I have been accused of so far TODAY. Jedi Knight 2 seems to bring out out the egotist in everyone.
Searyx wipes the floor with UberDude01

"You beat me? I mean, you beat ME!? No one can beat me! Must have been a fluke."

Searyx wipes the floor with UberDude01... again.

"CHEATER!"
I've played out that scenario I don't know how many times today. This seems to happen during every single map change. I have been kicked and banned from I don't know HOW many servers at this point for cheating/scripting/winning.

Why am I posting this? Just got banned from the IFS clan server for killing their #1 guy... twice.

First time was no big deal. He was pissed though, since it was one on one. If you're being swarmed, at least you have an excuse. Unfortunatly, it was just him and me.

Now this server has a couple rules: Don't attack people with their sabers down, and don't attack people who are typing (a sign appears over your head when you type). I have no problem with this, except for the fuckers who use "Sabers down" as an excuse to ambush.

After the first kill, I walk by the #1 guy, who has his saber down. I head over towards a guy with his saber up, when I hear behind me (I love SBLive! EAX) the #1 guy lighting up his saber and running at my back.

I turn and jump kick him. (does 20 damage, health only. does not deplete shields)

When he lands, he jumps. we meet in mid air, and his lands first.

Second time we meet in mid air, his lands first again (I WANT A LATENCY OF 3, TOO!)

Time for some tactics. I KNOW he's gonna jump a third time, so I use Searyx's patented "Jumping GOOOBER!" defense.

Instead of jumping to meet him in mid air, I back up. He jumps towards me as I backpeddle (you can't do a jump kick on the way down. Only on the way up). I turn around, hold back, and execute a backstab on his landing spot.

SPIN... SLASH! #1 guy's head rolls off to the side (no, REALLY. Dismemberment was turned on.)

I don't gloat. I just begin walking towards the stunned bastard who I was going after in the first place.

5 seconds later, I'm banned from the server.

Being good sucks :(

Posted: July 10, 2002, 6:07 am
by Togashi
wtf I thought you liked being called names?!(your still here after being called everything under the sun) quit whining it sounds like you had a great time. :P

Posted: July 10, 2002, 6:40 am
by Revs
You must be Yoda's best kept secret :wink:
KICK ASS!

Posted: July 10, 2002, 9:52 am
by dalur
WTF?

Posted: July 10, 2002, 9:54 am
by *~*stragi*~*
I blame that on Counter-Strike. It's ruined any online FPS game you can find.

Posted: July 10, 2002, 11:21 am
by Animalor
Wow Searyx, his ego must've been almost as big as yours

Posted: July 10, 2002, 11:24 am
by Aedryn
question is ....who really gives a shit?

Posted: July 10, 2002, 12:13 pm
by Bubba Grizz
This is an online game? I never heard of this. There is something out there besides EQ?

Posted: July 10, 2002, 12:46 pm
by Forthe
Fuck would you stop posting these BS fuckin threads. Nobody gives a fuck what you do on your own EQ server, now you are spamming us again with shit from another game. You are a true fucktard.

asscock

Posted: July 10, 2002, 1:00 pm
by Ninan
Searyx, go the fuck away!!!!

Posted: July 10, 2002, 1:13 pm
by Truant
/agree stragi

/farm

Posted: July 10, 2002, 1:14 pm
by Xaem
This reminds me of the time my 10th grade chemistry teacher bit the head off a squirell..

Man, that thing was bleeding all over the place, and its head was still screamin after she mangled it from the little body.

Posted: July 10, 2002, 2:04 pm
by Tegellan
Healior is ugly!

Posted: July 10, 2002, 2:24 pm
by dalur
You mean the squirrel was still alive when she bit it's head off?

That definitely tops Ozzy and his bird thing.

Posted: July 10, 2002, 2:53 pm
by Searyx
That's funny... The other board I posted this on was filled with people with the same problem.

I guess there aren't any skilled players here :lol:

Posted: July 10, 2002, 5:50 pm
by Cadienie
*hugs* Tegellan... umm u been Jackassed yet??

JACKASS

Posted: July 10, 2002, 6:34 pm
by Karae
'skill'

hahahahaha. Feeb.

Posted: July 10, 2002, 7:27 pm
by Trias
riiight

Posted: July 10, 2002, 11:27 pm
by Klumhru
what is jedi knight?

isn't this an eq board?

who is searyx?

does he play on veeshan?

confused :cry:

Posted: July 11, 2002, 12:34 am
by Aedryn
Teg = my port bitch k thanks....

BTW teg JACKASS

Posted: July 11, 2002, 3:24 am
by seiffil
healior is ugly, and i thought teggy was my port bitch, you have aedryn healior

Posted: July 11, 2002, 3:29 am
by Aedryn
JACKASS.....


Quiet ASSLING

Posted: July 11, 2002, 3:39 am
by Cadienie
LOL LOL

Posted: July 11, 2002, 3:59 am
by seiffil
bah, stupid dorfs

Posted: July 11, 2002, 6:35 am
by Revs
Lay off the dwarves :wink:

Posted: July 11, 2002, 6:48 am
by Aedryn
Dorfs > asslings

Posted: July 11, 2002, 7:06 am
by Dindolur
Yep, i agree

Posted: July 12, 2002, 3:41 am
by Nadonius
but they both work great for runtball. :D

Posted: July 12, 2002, 3:42 am
by Zvenn Eaglefist
yes but nothing can top the gnome punting greatest sport of all

Posted: July 12, 2002, 5:05 am
by Davel
Counter strike > all other games.

I mean come on, you can shoot a turd in a toilet and it explodes! Need I say more?

Posted: July 12, 2002, 6:06 am
by Revs
Sparty can paint that picture :wink:

Posted: July 12, 2002, 9:59 am
by Aarinu
I mean come on, you can shoot a turd in a toilet and it explodes! Need I say more?
LMAO! I might have to go pick up Counterstrike.

Posted: July 12, 2002, 1:35 pm
by Zvenn Eaglefist
ROFL

Posted: December 19, 2003, 5:47 am
by Crazie
Jesus you fucking suck Searyx...

Posted: December 19, 2003, 6:33 am
by Laliana
Crazie wrote:Jesus you fucking suck Searyx...
So, you ran out of crack? Can't think of any other reason why you would bump a Searyx thread.

Posted: December 19, 2003, 9:18 am
by Wonko Wenusberg
Crazie! you suck! I don't know who you are or why you are here, BUT you suck!

Posted: December 19, 2003, 11:32 am
by Siji
Crazie wrote:Posted: July 12, 2002, 11:35 am
:vv_ban:

Posted: December 19, 2003, 4:48 pm
by Kylere
LOL

Searyx and Skill in the same thread

LOL