Stupid fat whore (Destined for the retards forum!)

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Stupid fat whore (Destined for the retards forum!)

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I hate the stupid ass fat whore who works EVERY DAY at the local EB games store here.

The one who follows everyone around the store and tries to sell them the stupidest shit the entire time they're looking at things.

The one who looks like a guy

"Pat" from SNL anyone?
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You go into the EB Games store everyday? That sounds like a problem.
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If she was a hot, skinny stupid ass whore would it make a difference?

Does she not go away when you say "just looking?" If not, next time say, "I'm just looking but I can't even do that with your fat ass whore body hovering around blocking my view."

...not something I would do but it might work!
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Just say, "MOM leave me alone"! :twisted:
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She likes you and wants to jump your bone.
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No I don't go into EB games every day, but whenever I do she's there waiting for me.

I think she smells fear.

She never goes away, she keeps talking.

"Any trade ins?"
"no"
"Trade in and get suchandsuch deal"
"I dont have any"
"We do have a special on trade in deals right now too"
"I dont have a trade in"
"If you bring a trade in..." etc etc etc "Need help finding anything?"
"Just looking"
"We have new releases here.."
"Im ok Im just looking"
"For what console" etc etc etc

And winnow, yes it would make a huge difference if she was a hot skinny stupid ass whore. I'd be there daily.

Call me shallow, I call it honest :twisted:
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fucking punch her in the fucking cunt man.. stupid fat bitch
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Kyoukan = Midnyte. I knew it was because of the Y's.
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fucking punch her in the fucking cunt man.. stupid fat bitch
I know you're being horribly sarcastic and think I'm a dickwad but I still laughed at that :D
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kyoukan wrote:fucking punch her in the fucking cunt man.. stupid fat bitch
On a fat chick it's called a gunt.
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miir wrote:
kyoukan wrote:fucking punch her in the fucking cunt man.. stupid fat bitch
On a fat chick it's called a gunt.
also called a FUPA.
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Trias wrote:
miir wrote:
kyoukan wrote:fucking punch her in the fucking cunt man.. stupid fat bitch
On a fat chick it's called a gunt.
also called a FUPA.
eww fupa's...
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Front butts and back tits...ugh......
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Aslanna wrote:You go into the EB Games store everyday? That sounds like a problem.
Neziroth wrote:No I don't go into EB games every day, but whenever I do she's there waiting for me.
The first step is admitting you have a problem.. the second step is to stop going to EB.. WTF do you think the Interweb is for?
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