Bad jokes.
Posted: December 19, 2002, 5:58 pm
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
What is a Yankee?
The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.
Why does a man have a hole in his penis?
To get some air to his brain.
What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?
The position of the dirt bag.
What's the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky's mouth?
One US leader.
How can you tell when a man's had an orgasm?
From the snoring.
What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?
Doughnuts.
Why is air a lot like sex?
Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.
Why is Chelsea Clinton so homely?
Because Janet Reno is her real father.
What do you get when you put 50 lesbians and 50 politicians in a room together?
100 people who don't do dick.
What does parsley and pubic hair have in common?
You push it aside and keep on eating!
How did the tugboat get AIDs?
It was rear-ended by a ferry.
What does a 72-year-old snatch taste like?
Depends...
Define "Egghead:"
What Mrs. Dumpty gives to Humpty.
What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive?
Popeye almost killed him!
What's the definition of a teenager?
God's punishment for enjoying sex.
What two words will clear out a men's restroom?
"Nice Dick!"
What's the definition of indefinitely?
When your balls are slapping up against her ass, you're in...definitely!
Mom's have Mother's Day,
Father's have Father's Day.
What do single guys have?
Palm Sunday.
What do a coffin and a condom have in common?
They're both filled with stiffs, only one's coming and one's going.
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Hold on to your nuts, this is going to be a hell of a blowjob!
How is a woman like a condom?
Both spend more time in your wallet than on your pecker.
How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony?
It's not hard.
Juan on Juan.
What is a Yankee?
The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.
Why does a man have a hole in his penis?
To get some air to his brain.
What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?
The position of the dirt bag.
What's the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky's mouth?
One US leader.
How can you tell when a man's had an orgasm?
From the snoring.
What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?
Doughnuts.
Why is air a lot like sex?
Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.
Why is Chelsea Clinton so homely?
Because Janet Reno is her real father.
What do you get when you put 50 lesbians and 50 politicians in a room together?
100 people who don't do dick.
What does parsley and pubic hair have in common?
You push it aside and keep on eating!
How did the tugboat get AIDs?
It was rear-ended by a ferry.
What does a 72-year-old snatch taste like?
Depends...
Define "Egghead:"
What Mrs. Dumpty gives to Humpty.
What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive?
Popeye almost killed him!
What's the definition of a teenager?
God's punishment for enjoying sex.
What two words will clear out a men's restroom?
"Nice Dick!"
What's the definition of indefinitely?
When your balls are slapping up against her ass, you're in...definitely!
Mom's have Mother's Day,
Father's have Father's Day.
What do single guys have?
Palm Sunday.
What do a coffin and a condom have in common?
They're both filled with stiffs, only one's coming and one's going.
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Hold on to your nuts, this is going to be a hell of a blowjob!
How is a woman like a condom?
Both spend more time in your wallet than on your pecker.
How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony?
It's not hard.