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Rename a movie so that it has a more upfront title.
Posted: August 15, 2006, 3:56 pm
by Xouqoa
Example:
Old: Jurassic Park
New: Steven Spielberg Presents Very Realistic Dinosaurs Eating People
I saw the above example in an article about Snakes on a Plane and thought it might make a fun game.
Posted: August 15, 2006, 4:22 pm
by cadalano
Old: L.A. Confidential
New: Russel Crowe At His Surliest I
Old: Gladiator
New: Russel Crowe At His Surliest II
Old: Cinderella Man
New: Russel Crowe At His Surliest III
Posted: August 15, 2006, 4:23 pm
by Tinkin Tankem
Old: Fight Club
New: The voices tell me what to do
Posted: August 15, 2006, 4:52 pm
by Sargeras
Old: Havoc
New: Anne Hathaway topless, finally.
Posted: August 15, 2006, 5:25 pm
by Dregor Thule
Old: Battlefield Earth
New: Battlefield OH MY FUCKING GOD MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP
Posted: August 15, 2006, 5:36 pm
by Arborealus
OLD: Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith
NEW: Fuck it Let's Get it Over With
Posted: August 15, 2006, 6:35 pm
by Traz-KOE
Old: Ocean's Eleven
New: Men Robbing a Casino
Old: Domino
New: Hot Bounty Hunter Has a Bad Day
Old: V for Vendetta
New: England Goes Ultraconservative. Agent Elrond Objects
Old: Labyrinth
New: Stupid Girl in a Maze
Old: Star Trek III: The Search for Spock
New: Filler
Posted: August 15, 2006, 6:37 pm
by Traz-KOE
Hmm.
Old: The Fifth Element
New: Bruce Willis is a Motherfucking Action Hero
Posted: August 15, 2006, 6:43 pm
by masteen
Tinkin Tankem wrote:Old: Fight Club
New: The voices tell me what to do
Poor.
Old: Fight Club
New: I am Jack's Imaginary Friend
Posted: August 15, 2006, 6:55 pm
by Drinsic Darkwood
Old: Mulholland Drive
New: What the fuck?
Posted: August 15, 2006, 6:56 pm
by Neziroth
Old: Fight Club
New: I am Jack's Imaginary Friend
Genius. I can't think of anything clever but I still want to commend that one.
Posted: August 15, 2006, 7:03 pm
by Winnow
Old Title: Soylent Green
New Title: Soylent Green is People
New Title 2: Soylent Green is food Made from Humans
Posted: August 15, 2006, 8:03 pm
by *~*stragi*~*
Old: Mean Girls
New: Hot underage sluts
Posted: August 15, 2006, 8:23 pm
by kyoukan
masteen wrote:Tinkin Tankem wrote:Old: Fight Club
New: The voices tell me what to do
Poor.
Old: Fight Club
New: I am Jack's Imaginary Friend
Lame.
Old: Fight Club
New: Middle Class White Guys That Think They Have It So Bad
Posted: August 15, 2006, 8:57 pm
by Trek
old(still to come)Rocky 6!
New: Eh?????
Posted: August 15, 2006, 9:19 pm
by Xouqoa
Old: Rocky VI
New: No, Sly Stallone Still Can Not Act
Posted: August 15, 2006, 11:03 pm
by Kelfain
Old Title: Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace
New Title: Liam Neeson in Swordfighting Mentor
Old Title: Kingdom of Heaven
New Title: Liam Neeson in Swordfighting Mentor II
Old Title: Batman Begins
New Title: Liam Neeson in Swordfighting Mentor III
Posted: August 15, 2006, 11:21 pm
by XunilTlatoani
Old: The DaVinci Code
New: Jesus had sex and made babies!
Posted: August 16, 2006, 2:53 am
by Noysyrump
old; X2
new; Finally Wolverine kills something.
old; The Last Samurai
new; Teaching Scientology to a Backwards people.
Posted: August 16, 2006, 5:34 am
by Zaelath
Old: Gigli
New: Sexually Transmitted Disaster
Old: 5th Element.
New: Shiny! BOOM! Awww, sad. BOOM! Awww, cute.
Posted: August 16, 2006, 6:49 am
by Wonko Wenusberg
Battlefield Earth
: L Ron Hubbard's psychedelic hallucinations put into moving pictures staring #1 scientology freak!
Posted: August 16, 2006, 9:50 am
by Lynks
old: LoTR 3: Return of the King
new: SOme guy throws a ring down a volcano.
Posted: August 16, 2006, 10:58 am
by Sabek
Old:Titanic
New:Teh boat sinks.
Posted: August 16, 2006, 11:02 am
by Canelek
Old: Fast and Furious
New: Armband Tattoo-Preppy Mohawk Guy Boygasm
Posted: August 16, 2006, 4:21 pm
by MooZilla
Old: The Matrix Revolutions
New: There HAS to Be Something Other Than This to Watch...
Posted: August 16, 2006, 4:28 pm
by Animalor
OLD: Wing Commander, Street Fighter, Super Mario Brothers, Double Dragon, (hopefully not)Transformers.
New: Raping the Inner Child
Posted: August 17, 2006, 9:58 am
by Burke
Old: Slingblade
New: Brief Adventures of a Tater-Eatin Occasionally Homicidal Retard in Hicksburg, USA
Posted: August 17, 2006, 10:26 am
by Markulas
Old: The Passion of Christ
New: Foreshadow of Mel Gibson's DUI
Posted: August 17, 2006, 5:12 pm
by masteen
kyoukan wrote:masteen wrote:Tinkin Tankem wrote:Old: Fight Club
New: The voices tell me what to do
Poor.
Old: Fight Club
New: I am Jack's Imaginary Friend
Lame.
Old: Fight Club
New: Middle Class White Guys That Think They Have It So Bad
Don't be jealous of my ginormus genious!
Posted: August 17, 2006, 10:34 pm
by Zaelath
Animalor wrote:OLD: Wing Commander, Street Fighter, Super Mario Brothers, Double Dragon, (hopefully not)Transformers.
New: Raping the Inner Child
My roommate did a spit take at this one.
Posted: August 17, 2006, 11:10 pm
by Soreali
Old: Snakes on a plane
New: SOME MOTHAFUCKIN SNAKES...ON A MOTHAFUCKIN PLANE!
Posted: August 18, 2006, 4:22 pm
by Wiever
Old: Barbwire
New: Big boobs tries to fill theatre seats.
Posted: August 18, 2006, 4:43 pm
by Kylere
Clerks: Silly Underachievers Taking about Dicks and Pussies
Mall Rats: Really bad leading female, and iffy plot ruin sophmore try
Chasing Amy: Excellence in Film, Male Affectionate Lesbian Dismissed as Myth
Dogma: Religion Parodied, ShitDemon Offensive
Jersey Girl: Great Date Movie shot down by Bennifer BS
Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back: Fart, Shit, BJ jokes and Mark Hamill showing End of Career (for the 409th time)
Clerks 2: Revisit Old Jokes, Deux Ex machina Ending