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so i was reading some forums and a post about aaron schwarz (owner of tshirthell) popped up which reminded me of a hilarious email mr. schwarz sent to my work which made it's way to my inbox. i thought some of you might get a laugh out of mr DON'T YOU KNOW I AM AN IMPORTANT CEO OF INTERNET TSHIRTS OKAY MILLIONAIRE FUCKERS

as follows:

From: Aaron [mailto:editedtoprotectimportantinternetwebmasters]
Sent: Thursday, May 04, 2006 7:13 PM
To: edited
Subject: Re: Order #8032342


You guys are FUCKING PATHETIC. Why didn't you tell me this yesterday WHEN YOU FUCKING CALLED ME?

You waited an entire FUCKING DAY when I ordered this yesterday in order to have it shipped YESTERDAY so that I would have it today. You even called me and told me it was all set yesterday.

Your business policies FUCKING SUCK. Please forward this to the MORONIC FUCKING IDIOT who came up with these kind of policies. I run a multimillion dollar t-shirt company...the largest in the world. You PEOPLE ARE FUCKING MORONS. PLEASE FORWARD THIS TO YOUR MORONIC FUCKING OWNER and tell him to contact Aaron Schwarz (me), the owner of tshirthell.com so that I can call him a fucking moron to his face.

Thank you kindly!

Thank you kindly!

A CEO should be smarter than to throw F words and caps everywhere!

So Firm A didn't do their job properly and decides to attack the guy for getting pissed?

What the fuck, do you work at Comcast?

wtf "new and improved**"

heads will roll for this

look everyone, its Sylvus Classic®

Kylere wrote:So Firm A didn't do their job properly and decides to attack the guy for getting pissed?

What the fuck, do you work at Comcast?

not really, we don't ship to where he wanted it shipped so he threw a tantrum at the poor girl who picked up his email. how did we attack him? he sent the email to us.

I was expecting to see something hillarious in this thread.

Frankly, if he was meant to get it, more power to him for having the balls to call you on it like you deserve.

If he wasn't meant to get it, he's on a big old fat power trip.

Unloading like that on some poor CS schmuck who had nothing to do with the initial problem is just a pure no-class maneuver.

You patiently and carefully find out who fucked up THEN you tear THEM a new one.

While a real CEO would not even have been involved, I have to say, if you do your customer wrong and piss them off, then so be it. I have been on the downside and upside of the issue, and I am SICK of companies, and governments thinking that almost is the same as actually.

If I am not on time to work, I lose money, if I am negligent in my job I lose it, if I am 3 days late in doing part of my job I am nelgligent. My clients are my responsibility, be they end users at work, or someone I am helping on the side. When I fail them, I face the fact they may be mad. But I try to never promise what I cannot deliver. People are never bothered when I say time X and I show up early, but when I show up late, I have failed them, and I have failed myself. While I think the guy is a jerk I do not think he is WRONG, just inept at basic communication skills. If your company wishes to protect IT'S employees from this type of behavior, then they should send them a registered letter containing a note letting him know that his firms business is no longer welcome, and give him a discount of 20%, then write him off as a good loss. But they won't, so I appreciate your need to vent, but do not think that he was inexcusable. It sounds like your firm also failed.

I vote with my dollars and my feet, I expect companies to live up to what they promise and I am frequently forced to be a dick just to get them to provide the basic services/products they offer this is unacceptable.

Give you an example, Newegg.com is the most amazing place to buy comp stuff online. You might be able to find one item someplace cheaper sometimes, but if you just use Newegg ( at least for the last 5 years) then you have been saving money all along. Their customer support is INFUCKINGCREDIBLE. Website is well designed and searchable and they are great at presenting GOOD photos of products along with tech specs, user reviews, manufacturer website links etc.

AND THEN

There is everybody else.

The difference is companies thinking it is an affront when a customer is pissed enough with their service/product to actually be angry, and those who just resolve it, or do not screw it up to start with. But I apprecaite your anger too, I vent mine here too, so I am not getting on your venting, I just think that most firms expect forgiveness instead of anger, and IMHO they are wrong.

NewEgg once sent me the wrong item. And I had to pay to ship it back. Fuckers!

Aslanna, they will reimburse you for return shipping if you ask them to! Up to a certain amount, depending on the item.

you should send them a profanity riddled email and randomly interject that you are important on the internet followed by more profanity aslanna

Kylere wrote:While a real CEO would not even have been involved, I have to say, if you do your customer wrong and piss them off, then so be it. I have been on the downside and upside of the issue, and I am SICK of companies, and governments thinking that almost is the same as actually.

If I am not on time to work, I lose money, if I am negligent in my job I lose it, if I am 3 days late in doing part of my job I am nelgligent. My clients are my responsibility, be they end users at work, or someone I am helping on the side. When I fail them, I face the fact they may be mad. But I try to never promise what I cannot deliver. People are never bothered when I say time X and I show up early, but when I show up late, I have failed them, and I have failed myself. While I think the guy is a jerk I do not think he is WRONG, just inept at basic communication skills. If your company wishes to protect IT'S employees from this type of behavior, then they should send them a registered letter containing a note letting him know that his firms business is no longer welcome, and give him a discount of 20%, then write him off as a good loss. But they won't, so I appreciate your need to vent, but do not think that he was inexcusable. It sounds like your firm also failed.

I vote with my dollars and my feet, I expect companies to live up to what they promise and I am frequently forced to be a dick just to get them to provide the basic services/products they offer this is unacceptable.

Give you an example, Newegg.com is the most amazing place to buy comp stuff online. You might be able to find one item someplace cheaper sometimes, but if you just use Newegg ( at least for the last 5 years) then you have been saving money all along. Their customer support is INFUCKINGCREDIBLE. Website is well designed and searchable and they are great at presenting GOOD photos of products along with tech specs, user reviews, manufacturer website links etc.

AND THEN

There is everybody else.

The difference is companies thinking it is an affront when a customer is pissed enough with their service/product to actually be angry, and those who just resolve it, or do not screw it up to start with. But I apprecaite your anger too, I vent mine here too, so I am not getting on your venting, I just think that most firms expect forgiveness instead of anger, and IMHO they are wrong.

what the fuck are you taking about? i'm not venting, he didn't send it to me. it's a funny fucking email from the ceo of tshirthell.com blowing up on someone and randomly interjecting his I AM AN IMPORTANT INTERNET TSHIRT MOGUL crap into an email which has absolutely zero to do with anything.

CALM DOWN GUYS

Kylere wrote: If your company wishes to protect IT'S employees from this type of behavior, then they should send them a registered letter containing a note letting him know that his firms business is no longer welcome, and give him a discount of 20%, then write him off as a good loss. But they won't, so I appreciate your need to vent, but do not think that he was inexcusable.

Why do you think the email made it to my inbox? I killed it. You are reading a lot of stupid shit into this. It didn't effect me anymore than laughing for a few minutes at a douchebag internet guy.

hay

Nick wrote:Frankly, if he was meant to get it, more power to him for having the balls to call you on it like you deserve.

If he wasn't meant to get it, he's on a big old fat power trip.

he wanted it shipped to some weird ups mailbox and we don't do that to prevent cc fraud.

new and improved** sylvus wrote:so i was reading some forums and a post about aaron schwarz (owner of tshirthell) popped up which reminded me of a hilarious email mr. schwarz sent to my work which made it's way to my inbox. i thought some of you might get a laugh out of mr DON'T YOU KNOW I AM AN IMPORTANT CEO OF INTERNET TSHIRTS OKAY MILLIONAIRE FUCKERS

as follows:

From: Aaron [mailto:editedtoprotectimportantinternetwebmasters]
Sent: Thursday, May 04, 2006 7:13 PM
To: edited
Subject: Re: Order #8032342


You guys are FUCKING PATHETIC. Why didn't you tell me this yesterday WHEN YOU FUCKING CALLED ME?

You waited an entire FUCKING DAY when I ordered this yesterday in order to have it shipped YESTERDAY so that I would have it today. You even called me and told me it was all set yesterday.

Your business policies FUCKING SUCK. Please forward this to the MORONIC FUCKING IDIOT who came up with these kind of policies. I run a multimillion dollar t-shirt company...the largest in the world. You PEOPLE ARE FUCKING MORONS. PLEASE FORWARD THIS TO YOUR MORONIC FUCKING OWNER and tell him to contact Aaron Schwarz (me), the owner of tshirthell.com so that I can call him a fucking moron to his face.

Thank you kindly!

comedy portions bolded for the dense

I deal with people deluded by their self importance on a daily basis.
Perhaps that's why I fail to see the hillarity.

QUICK! PLAY ME OFF, JOHNNY!

the funny part to me is just because he randomly threw the i own a website on the internet shit in there and it was totally unnessisary.

anyway this thread is for funny work emails not getting angry and debating company policies or whatever.

New sylvus definitely NOT improved.

Thread does not deliver, F----

miir wrote:I deal with people deluded by their self importance on a daily basis.
Perhaps that's why I fail to see the hillarity.

Dont be to hard on yourself

One dollar says this guy plays WoW.

Tinkin Tankem wrote:One dollar says this guy plays WoW.

That's a pretty brave bet there, partner, wagering that someone who makes their business on the internet may play the most obscenely successful MMO ever created. You daredevil you!

I was referring to his choice of words.

Tinkin Tankem wrote:I was referring to his choice of words.

Oh, I know what you were referring to. It's just idiotic. Stupid people are a part of all aspects of life. EQ had more than its fair share of morons.