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Own your own black helicopter!
Posted: March 23, 2006, 1:29 pm
by Boogahz
And a Longbow Apache at that!
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2006/03/23 ... elicopter/
Here's one for all you flyboy conspiracy theorists - the chance to own your very own AH64A/D Longbow Apache chopper - in any colour you like as long as it's black:
Yes indeed, if you've got the readies then this beauty is yours for a minimum bid of £10m. Here's the bangs you get for your bucks:
You are bidding for a Pre-owned Mission Damaged AH64A/D Longbow Apache Helicopter in Civil Configuration Single Pilot I.F.R.with NVG's FLIR equipped and Media Broadcasting Facilities.For sale due to failure to procure A.O.C.insurance. Can arrange type rating in African Congo for commercial pilots only. Supplied in camo colours to appear discreet when parked on a civil helipad. Manufactured by MDH now Boeing and fully supported with spares. Available at a BUY NOW price of 49,000,000.00 Pounds Sterling. No Bankers Drafts. Only Accept PayPal, Krugerrands or Nobles as payment.
African Congo? This is pure Dogs of War stuff and no mistake. Buyers should be aware that this particular black helicopter comes with around £40k's worth of damage to the horizontal stabiliser, does not have central locking, is not available in beige and no, doesn't come supplied with a full compliment of missiles. ®
Posted: March 23, 2006, 1:49 pm
by Hoarmurath
Would be funnier if it was actually black, which it isn't. But entertaining nonetheless, much like the F-18 that was for sale on eBay some time back.
Posted: March 23, 2006, 5:20 pm
by Truant
Buy the helicopter, use it to forcibly take your money back from the wanker who sold it to you.
Win Win!
Posted: March 23, 2006, 5:25 pm
by Clatis
That'd be so sweet
Friend calls, "dude, what are you doin? lets go to the movies."
you reply, "ok, I'll come pick you up."
Friends house 5min later they hear 'chop chop chop chop chop'
Friend runs out, "What the fuck???"
you "yeah dude isn't it sweet."
you go and park in movie theatre.
no one gives you a ticket cuz they notice you have rockets and machine guns on the mo'foka
Posted: March 23, 2006, 5:26 pm
by Clatis
well nm it doesn't have rockets. lame, not worth the 49mil or whatever anymore
Posted: March 24, 2006, 2:52 pm
by Bubba Grizz
Become your own Airwolf!
Posted: March 24, 2006, 4:17 pm
by cadalano
Clatis wrote:That'd be so sweet
Friend calls, "dude, what are you doin? lets go to the movies."
you reply, "ok, I'll come pick you up."
Friends house 5min later they hear 'chop chop chop chop chop'
Friend runs out, "What the fuck???"
you "yeah dude isn't it sweet."
you go and park in movie theatre.
no one gives you a ticket cuz they notice you have rockets and machine guns on the mo'foka
LOL
dude, hella bitchin story. high five alright?
Posted: March 24, 2006, 5:05 pm
by miir
cadalano wrote:Clatis wrote:That'd be so sweet
Friend calls, "dude, what are you doin? lets go to the movies."
you reply, "ok, I'll come pick you up."
Friends house 5min later they hear 'chop chop chop chop chop'
Friend runs out, "What the fuck???"
you "yeah dude isn't it sweet."
you go and park in movie theatre.
no one gives you a ticket cuz they notice you have rockets and machine guns on the mo'foka
LOL
dude, hella bitchin story. high five alright?
HI5!
Posted: March 24, 2006, 6:47 pm
by cadalano
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAY!!
lol!!
This is fun
Posted: March 24, 2006, 9:12 pm
by miir
So i go 'HI5' and then cadalano like posts this picture of a high 5 and dude, it was so own!!