VeeshanVault

Posted: **December 10, 2002, 4:18 pm**

speaking about Mr. Dubya's IQ I thought about taking an IQ test

lo and behold Yahoo is advertizing today some site with free IQ test

http://www.emode.com/tests/uiq/

care to take it and share the results with your friends at VV?

mine's 131, not sure if I should rejoyce or cry, better than 91 though lol
I'm also a "visual mathematician"

Posted: **December 10, 2002, 4:32 pm**

I was visual mathmetician too, and scored a 133... but I suck at math, wtf.

Posted: **December 10, 2002, 4:37 pm**

Posted: **December 10, 2002, 4:41 pm**

test is bullshit.

#1. cause IQ tests are bullshit
#2. cause it is designed to sell a product
#3. cause i only scored 136

Posted: **December 10, 2002, 4:44 pm**

Yeah, it's bullshit! I only got a 140 and I'm pretty damn certain that I'm the smartest man in the world. Apparently I'm a visual philosopher. But on the bright side, the results page has pictures and emails for hawt chicks that I can cyb0r with later, so at least the test was worth it!

Posted: **December 10, 2002, 4:46 pm**

well, 122...had expected better, but can't complain, I suppose..

Word Warrior...hmmm... interesting

Posted: **December 10, 2002, 4:48 pm**

Posted: **December 10, 2002, 4:48 pm**

All I got was a measly 133.

Damn it. I wonder if there was a timer. Perhaps I shouldn't have been busy streaming pr0n and refreshing shit on other message boards while taking that test.

Posted: **December 10, 2002, 4:49 pm**

161 Baby!!!

Wait.. I wasn't suppose to take it twice and add the two scores together?

Posted: **December 10, 2002, 4:55 pm**

133 Visuall mathmatician..............

At IQtest.com got 163...

Posted: **December 10, 2002, 4:55 pm**

Congratulations, Aruman!
Your IQ score is 129

This number is the result of a formula based on how many questions you answered correctly on Emode's Ultimate IQ Test.

During the test, you answered four different types of questions — mathematical, visual-spatial, linguistic and logical. To determine your ability in these areas, we compared your answers to those given by the 6.5 million people who have taken Emode's Ultimate IQ Test.

The even better news is that Emode has taken intelligence assessment a step further than the rest, offering you insight no other IQ test can give. We have developed a reliable statistical algorithm that analyzes patterns in your responses to determine the unique way that your brain functions, revealing your Intellectual Type.

Our analyses indicate that your Intellectual Type is: Precision Processor. This means that among other things, you have superior skill in mathematics.

My opinion: Who knows how accurate these are... but it is right about one thing... I do like mathematics.

Posted: **December 10, 2002, 4:55 pm**

135 - Visionary Philosopher

Not sure about the accuracy of the score, it's lower than what I've received on other IQ tests (usually 145-150), but perhaps I'm not as smart as I used to be.

I'd say the personality type is very accurate, though.

Posted: **December 10, 2002, 4:57 pm**

Saw this about a week ago. Scored 131 Visual Mathematician. Obviously a flawed test, since the only word that can accompany Mathematician in regards to me is Piss-fucking-poor.

Posted: **December 10, 2002, 5:00 pm**

I think Visual Mathematician means you did well on the shapes. ;o

Posted: **December 10, 2002, 5:01 pm**

I know Vor

you don't have to buy anything though, it's sad that anything free isn;t really that free, greedy people are always trying to push you some product, but that's the times we live in.

As for IQ tests being stupid, I don't know. Seems like the most simple and fastest way to see how someone's brain works.

Posted: **December 10, 2002, 5:05 pm**

135 .../shrug, facts curator

I was tested at 7, and skipped the whole how do these objects compare, whats the correct setup of said objects and still passed.....always curious to see a new test and how it grades.

Posted: **December 10, 2002, 5:08 pm**

Your IQ score is 133

This number is the result of a formula based on how many questions you answered correctly on Emode's Ultimate IQ test.

The even better news is that at Emode, we've taken your IQ test one step further. During the test, you answered four different types of questions — mathematical, visual-spatial, linguistic and logical. We were able to analyze how you did on each set of those questions, which allows us to shed light on the way your brain uniquely functions.

At the same time, we compared your answers with others who have taken the test, and according to the sorts of questions you got correct, we can tell your Intellectual Type is a Visionary Philosopher.

Seems that EQ attracts a lot of people of like minds.

Posted: **December 10, 2002, 5:09 pm**

Word Warrior? Like, Duh! No Way, Yo! 127 is like the amount of money I have in my pocket in various coins.

I like the way they kiss your ass and then allow you to pay them to do it some more.

Posted: **December 10, 2002, 5:39 pm**

Bah, 127, Inventive Inquisitor

Posted: **December 10, 2002, 5:40 pm**

Scored 172 on some Euro IQ test. ...guessing it would have been 120 on Afro IQ test.

Screw that though : ) How'd you do on the Wonderlic? : )

http://www.angelfire.com/fl3/existence/wonderlic.html

Compare yourself to football player scores on that site. It's gotta be good if it's on an Angelfire site!

Winnow Wonderlic

Posted: **December 10, 2002, 5:41 pm**

131 Precision processor

Posted: **December 10, 2002, 5:43 pm**

Your IQ score is 135

Our analyses indicate that your Intellectual Type is: Precision Processor. This means that among other things, you have superior skill in mathematics.

Posted: **December 10, 2002, 5:46 pm**

140

If you put a valid email address and answered any personal questions truthfully, you failed the test of common sense

Posted: **December 10, 2002, 6:17 pm**

Your IQ score is 135

At the same time, we compared your answers with others who have taken the test, and according to the sorts of questions you got correct, we can tell your Intellectual Type is a Visionary Philosopher.

The first thing we can tell you about that is you're equally good at mathematical and verbal tasks, and learn best through experience. But that's just scratching the surface.

I know I got the if John likes 400 but not 300 and 100 but not 99 and 2500 but not 2400 (or something like that) question WRONG. I had no fucking clue lol. Either a brain failure on missing something obvious or math just isn't my strong point

- *edit* - Got the answer thanks

Phew, yeah feeling less than brilliant

Posted: **December 10, 2002, 6:20 pm**

Congratulations, Kyle!
Your IQ score is 156

This number is the result of a formula based on how many questions you answered correctly on Emode's Ultimate IQ test.

The even better news is that at Emode, we've taken your IQ test one step further. During the test, you answered four different types of questions — mathematical, visual-spatial, linguistic and logical. We were able to analyze how you did on each set of those questions, which allows us to shed light on the way your brain uniquely functions.

At the same time, we compared your answers with others who have taken the test, and according to the sorts of questions you got correct, we can tell your Intellectual Type is a Word Warrior.

The first thing we can tell you about that is you are equipped with a verbal arsenal that enables you to understand complex issues and communicate on a particularly high level. But that's just scratching the surface.

Posted: **December 10, 2002, 6:23 pm**

39

=\

Visual Retard - let the IQ cock wagging begin!

Posted: **December 10, 2002, 6:38 pm**

If you're really into this iq stuffs =D take the test for exceptional intelligence.... here http://www.highiqsociety.org/flash/nonm ... qtests.htm

It's supposed to test up and past "universal genius levels" or 180+ *shrug*.

-alfan

They have some other tests as well that are a little shorter.

Posted: **December 10, 2002, 6:41 pm**

142...

Test has to be bullshit.

Even though I've got the biggest ego out of every person I know, even I know im not that smart.

Posted: **December 10, 2002, 6:43 pm**

132 /shrug...

Posted: **December 10, 2002, 7:19 pm**

Fairweather Pure wrote:140

If you put a valid email address and answered any personal questions truthfully, you failed the test of common sense

yes I failed that one, I gave them my spam-goes-here e-mail though

Posted: **December 10, 2002, 7:25 pm**

Alfan wrote:If you're really into this iq stuffs =D take the test for exceptional intelligence.... here http://www.highiqsociety.org/flash/nonm ... qtests.htm

It's supposed to test up and past "universal genius levels" or 180+ *shrug*.

-alfan

They have some other tests as well that are a little shorter.

the 5 minute test only tests English vocabulary.

Posted: **December 10, 2002, 8:01 pm**

I got The Visionary Philosopher crap, 140 IQ from the emode one. Really don't think that is very accurate, I'm guessing random almost

I didn't have any problem with any questions.

Then I took the International High IQ one that was posted, let me tell you its a far better and harder test. I got a 142 on that one. Which places me as 'Highly Gifted', top 5% blah blah I can join their club! (lol)

Being color blind didn't help me =p

Edit - Took the 'Ultimate IQ Test' on their page btw.

Posted: **December 10, 2002, 8:51 pm**

As you get older IQ tests stop working, they were meant to measure how you think without too much influence, many who take it now have gone through school and are influence about what they know, instead of what they can do.

Posted: **December 10, 2002, 8:54 pm**

I took the Ultimate IQ test on the International High IQ Society page link too... got a 129.

In my defense, I was multi-tasking it while doing other stuff at work

Posted: **December 10, 2002, 9:25 pm**

170, Visionary Philosopher

This test is bullshit. There's no way I could have consumed the amount of alcohol I did throughout college and still emerge with an IQ higher than George W. Bush's.

As an aside, I took the test again -- not looking at the questions, and answering randomly. The result was a 90. So I guess George (purported IQ: 91) is vindicated, after all.

Posted: **December 10, 2002, 10:16 pm**

Your IQ score is 138

Visionary Philosopher

The first thing we can tell you about that is you're equally good at mathematical and verbal tasks, and learn best through experience. But that's just scratching the surface.

I dunno, seems about what I expected, and fairly accurate in the vague description of my strengths. I havn't taken any other IQ tests though.

I think a lot of people who play EQ will have strengths in visual intelligence since people strong in that area tend to gravitate towards visual things ( video games, movies, ect..)

Posted: **December 10, 2002, 10:35 pm**

d00d, wtf yo! me is a l33t math guy, not no dam wurd warrior!!
(On a side note, I am going to have to go have a serious talk with my mother - she told me it was higher two decades ago...

)

Congratulations, Jlove!
Your IQ score is 149

This number is the result of a formula based on how many questions you answered correctly on Emode's Ultimate IQ test.

The even better news is that at Emode, we've taken your IQ test one step further. During the test, you answered four different types of questions — mathematical, visual-spatial, linguistic and logical. We were able to analyze how you did on each set of those questions, which allows us to shed light on the way your brain uniquely functions.

At the same time, we compared your answers with others who have taken the test, and according to the sorts of questions you got correct, we can tell your Intellectual Type is a Word Warrior.

The first thing we can tell you about that is you are equipped with a verbal arsenal that enables you to understand complex issues and communicate on a particularly high level. But that's just scratching the surface.

Posted: **December 10, 2002, 10:55 pm**

I didnt even read the test and here my score:

Congratulations, Kashmiir!
Your IQ score is 82

Intellectual Type is a Word Warrior.

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hehe.... IQ of 82 = Word Warrior? What the fuck... Isnt a score of less then 90 considered "Moron"?

Posted: **December 10, 2002, 11:06 pm**

Diae Soulmender wrote:hehe.... IQ of 82 = Word Warrior? What the fuck... Isnt a score of less then 90 considered "Moron"?

if Dubya Bush has an IQ of 91.... then you should change it to be
Less than 91 = Moron
And the page says that 95% of the population is between 70 and 130...

Posted: **December 11, 2002, 5:02 am**

Errrm 141

Our analyses indicate that your Intellectual Type is: Precision Processor. This means that among other things, you have superior skill in mathematics

Survey says score not a good approximation about 1SD off Stanford Binet

And I am abyssmal at mathematics k thanks..

Posted: **December 11, 2002, 5:07 am**

Rivera Bladestrike wrote:
Diae Soulmender wrote:hehe.... IQ of 82 = Word Warrior? What the fuck... Isnt a score of less then 90 considered "Moron"?
if Dubya Bush has an IQ of 91.... then you should change it to be
Less than 91 = Moron
And the page says that 95% of the population is between 70 and 130...

Actually a moron falls greater than 2 standard deviations below the mean IQ (though the term is undefined now) current terminology about 10 years ago was Mildly, Moderately, or Profoundly Mentally defficient

Mean IQ = 100 by definition, Standard Deviation = variable based on the actual test Wechslers use(d) 15, Stanford Binets use(d) 16, this test has a Standard deviation of 15, 95% of a normal distribution falls with 2 standard deviations of the mean...

82 just makes you...Special...

Posted: **December 11, 2002, 5:21 am**

They would not accept my fake email address

Posted: **December 11, 2002, 8:16 am**

161 here - It's foolhearty to beleive that the number you get is even remotely accurate - ITS 40 QUESTIONS!

Posted: **December 11, 2002, 9:55 am**

Arbo, 82 makes you.... special... or president...

Posted: **December 11, 2002, 11:39 am**

G dubya is president of the most influential country on the planet and we are sitting at a computer playing a computer game, flmaing each other, and participating in daily cock swinging and bitch fests....and HE is the moron. Quite the irony eh?

Make fun of him all you can while you realize that not one person on this board has the mental capacity or charisma to succeed in running for an office higher than chief fluffer for the mayor of whatever shithole city they are in.

The highest "IQ" posted so far belongs to a person who is not even really sure what sex he/she/it is. Fact is, the man knows a whole shit ton more than any of us ever will, but has the hardest job on the planet. He has half a country hoping he will fail so they can say "I Told you so" and half the world hating him before he even steps into the job.

Posted: **December 11, 2002, 12:21 pm**

Your IQ score is 133

Maxxer, you are a Precision Processor.

wtf only 133...

Next time I'll take a swedish test :p
At least I'll understand the words then.

Posted: **December 11, 2002, 12:25 pm**

Kilmoll wrote:Make fun of him all you can while you realize that not one person on this board has the mental capacity or charisma to succeed in running for an office higher than chief fluffer for the mayor of whatever shithole city they are in.

Ah yes, politicians are paragons of intellect! Uh, no. Successfully running for office takes assloads of money and connections. With just those 2 items, you could put a fucking monkey in office.

The highest "IQ" posted so far belongs to a person who is not even really sure what sex he/she/it is. Fact is, the man knows a whole shit ton more than any of us ever will....blah blah blah

Knows more than any of us ever will? Holy fucking shit. I'm trying to decide whether or not I should be impressed with how absolutely thorough the US armed forces are at brainwashing its personel or whether or not I should die laughing that someone so clueless can exist.

Perhaps you missed this article from another thread.

Posted: **December 11, 2002, 1:34 pm**

Word Warrior
138

Posted: **December 11, 2002, 2:44 pm**

my explorer window crashed when it tried to show my IQ, guess the number was too high : (

Posted: **December 11, 2002, 6:52 pm**

Kilmoll the Sexy wrote:G dubya is president of the most influential country on the planet and we are sitting at a computer playing a computer game, flmaing each other, and participating in daily cock swinging and bitch fests....and HE is the moron. Quite the irony eh?

Make fun of him all you can while you realize that not one person on this board has the mental capacity or charisma to succeed in running for an office higher than chief fluffer for the mayor of whatever shithole city they are in.

The highest "IQ" posted so far belongs to a person who is not even really sure what sex he/she/it is. Fact is, the man knows a whole shit ton more than any of us ever will, but has the hardest job on the planet. He has half a country hoping he will fail so they can say "I Told you so" and half the world hating him before he even steps into the job.

If my daddy were George H.W. Bush, I'd be president right now. It's that simple. Dubya is an idiot, knows nothing, and is president solely because of political connections and dollar signs. He was lucky enough to be born into a political family, and wealthy enough to do whatever the fuck he pleased his entire life.

Say what you will about the rigorousness of the office of the presidency. I don't deny that it's a difficult one. But he's more than coddled by his advisory staff -- who are, for all intents and purposes, the real "presidents" of this country.

George W. Bush can kiss my ass. He'll get no respect out of me, whether he fails or...fails less spectacularly than expected. Either way, he's still an idiot who can't even string a coherent sentence together unless someone else is writing it for him. (Even then he has a hard time)

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