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Favorite Funkmasterr quote
Posted: January 30, 2006, 12:39 pm
by miir
These 2 are classics:
I went over to the guy, who hadn't pulled away yet, opened his car door, pulled him out, spit in his face, and screamed at him for about 5 minutes.
Spitting on said pussy was to instigate him to hit me, then putting me in the right to "defend myself".

Posted: January 30, 2006, 12:41 pm
by noel
Good times.
Posted: January 30, 2006, 1:19 pm
by Aslanna
Until today I have not been disgusted by something someone posted on these forums, but I guess all good things come to an end.
Grats me!
Posted: January 30, 2006, 4:52 pm
by Leonaerd
Noel's avatar's my favorite quote. =P
Posted: January 30, 2006, 5:45 pm
by Drinsic Darkwood
It's a quote?
Posted: January 31, 2006, 1:25 pm
by Hoarmurath
What happens when "keeping it real" goes wrong...
Posted: January 31, 2006, 8:45 pm
by Funkmasterr
Pretty weak effort guys, I know you can do better then this.
Posted: January 31, 2006, 8:50 pm
by Mr Bacon
His current avatar. Talk about a half ass job.
Posted: January 31, 2006, 9:03 pm
by noel
Pretty weak effort guys, I know you can do better then this.
Posted: January 31, 2006, 9:10 pm
by Zaelath
Funkmasterr wrote:Don't be callin' my ho a bitch, that be disrespectful, yo!
Funkmasterr wrote:That dude totally got a ticket for hitting his brakes while I was tailgating! Had to pay my hospital bills and everything! Next week, I'm going to win a civil case when I get fatally shot by someone that didn't appreciate me spitting in their face. Har! Har!
Posted: January 31, 2006, 9:29 pm
by Xyphir
But go ahead and make it into another post about me and get a few of the other fucking faggots on this site to come out of the woodworks too, its all that keeps you pathetic computer nerds alive, and I wouldnt want to deprive you of your livlihood.
Posted: January 31, 2006, 9:59 pm
by Gamei
But go ahead and make it into another post about me and get a few of the other fucking faggots on this site to come out of the woodworks too, its all that keeps you pathetic computer nerds alive, and I wouldnt want to deprive you of your livlihood.
Posted: January 31, 2006, 10:17 pm
by Nick
Grow the fuck up you absolute and complete moron. THIS JUST IN - STUPID CANADIANS TURN TAIL AND RUN, ALMOST RIVALING THE FRENCH IN THE COWARD DEPARTMENT WHEN AN AMERICAN PROBLEM THREATENS TO BECOME A CANADIAN PROBLEM.
Seriously, go fuck yourself. I can only hope that the drunken crazy religious fanatics will eventually wipe you all the fuck out.
Oh and by the way.. THIS WAS ONE FUCKING DUNE HOPPER WITH A GUN. How many spineless fucking canadians were there in the area this occured? 8?10? more ? are you telling me that even with a gun they couldnt control the target ? Thats pretty fucking sad
Foaming at the mouth is the new cool hip thing for those middle class gangsta s from middle America to get Dowwwwwwwwwn to. Dawg.
Posted: January 31, 2006, 11:24 pm
by Canelek
Each of those quotes make me shiver in my boots. Brrrrr so manly-like!

Posted: January 31, 2006, 11:47 pm
by Kylere
Stick a Brokeback shit dick in your mouth.
Err no that was Midnyte, but damn they sound similiar.
Posted: February 1, 2006, 10:33 am
by Funkmasterr
Much better folks, much better.