Merry Christmas
Posted: December 25, 2005, 1:33 pm
21 Things you can only get away with saying at Christmas
* I prefer breasts to legs
* Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist
* Smother the butter all over the breasts!
* If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst!
* I've never seen a better spread!
* I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
* Are you ready for seconds yet?
* It's a little dry; do you still want to eat it?
* Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
* Don't play with your meat.
* Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.
* Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
* I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time!
* You still have a little bit on your chin.
* How long will it take after you put it in?
* You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
* Just pull the end and wait for the bang.
* That's the biggest bird I've ever had!
* I'm so full. I've been gobbling nuts all morning.
* Wow, I didn't think I could handle all that and still want more!
* I do like a good stuffing.
* I prefer breasts to legs
* Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist
* Smother the butter all over the breasts!
* If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst!
* I've never seen a better spread!
* I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
* Are you ready for seconds yet?
* It's a little dry; do you still want to eat it?
* Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
* Don't play with your meat.
* Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.
* Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
* I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time!
* You still have a little bit on your chin.
* How long will it take after you put it in?
* You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
* Just pull the end and wait for the bang.
* That's the biggest bird I've ever had!
* I'm so full. I've been gobbling nuts all morning.
* Wow, I didn't think I could handle all that and still want more!
* I do like a good stuffing.