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My wife is cooler than your significant other
Posted: December 23, 2005, 8:52 pm
by Kylere
I just received an early Christmas gift. I got the Anakin Force FX Lightsaber woot.
Okay I must admit to geekiness but damn
http://www.toynk.com/catalog/anakin_for ... 035755.htm to anyone other than a Star Wars hater, these things are mucho sweet. I give them my glowing heh recommendation.
Posted: December 23, 2005, 9:02 pm
by Trek
Ya, I guess my wife is uncool
Posted: December 23, 2005, 9:19 pm
by Drolgin Steingrinder
sorry, my SO is a member of the Committee of All That Is Cool In The World. Besides, Anakin is a wuss!
The lightsaber is cool though...
Posted: December 23, 2005, 10:30 pm
by Moonwynd
My wife got me the same one. But it scares my 19 month old daughter....that, and it looks kind of cheesy to actually have on display in my house...so it sits in my closet
She also got me this a few weeks ago for one of my birthday gifts. Kind of a gag gift...but I have mentioned how funny it would be to have one and pull it out at the most inappropriate time...
My wife may not be cool...but she is smart and hot
Posted: December 23, 2005, 10:42 pm
by Kylere
Heh cute wallet, as Dane Cook would say It is a BAMF, if you will.
Posted: December 23, 2005, 11:01 pm
by Winnow
Bring it on!
Cool gifts in this thread.
Posted: December 24, 2005, 3:15 am
by Legenae
My husband has the Anakin one, and we bought the Mace one (aka the purple pimp stick) for one of our friends, and the other friend got the red one (Vader's).
Posted: December 24, 2005, 3:36 am
by miir
LOL yuo star warz nerdz!
Posted: December 24, 2005, 10:16 am
by Coatlicue [KoE]
I'm a totally cool wife!!
me and my in-laws all chipped in and got my hubby this telescope for Christmas:
Plus, i got him his own star through Starregistry.com. Yes, I know it's novelty - but it's COOL!
Posted: December 24, 2005, 11:53 am
by Moonwynd
Very cool!!! Reflector > Refractor....great choice!
Posted: December 24, 2005, 12:32 pm
by Kylere
Coatlicue [KoE] wrote:I'm a totally cool wife!!
me and my in-laws all chipped in and got my hubby this telescope for Christmas:
Plus, i got him his own star through Starregistry.com. Yes, I know it's novelty - but it's COOL!
Yeas Coatie, you are a cool wife!
Posted: December 25, 2005, 3:29 pm
by Noysyrump
My significant other is YOUR wife.
Posted: December 25, 2005, 6:08 pm
by Ebumar
My signifigant other is YOUR mother.
Posted: December 25, 2005, 8:59 pm
by Kylere
Noysyrump, my wife may have married down, but she would not go that low.
Posted: December 28, 2005, 4:23 pm
by Voronwë
NERDS!!!!
Posted: December 28, 2005, 4:30 pm
by Wulfran
Coatie buys Xuners a telescope so he can peak at other nekkid wimmenz? That IS cool: just tell Xuners-teh-Peeping-Gnome to be careful: there are some people he doesn't wanna see nekkid...
Posted: December 28, 2005, 6:02 pm
by Chidoro
what the fuck do you do with that thing? swing it around and scare the neighbor's cat or perhaps create your own little star wars video fighting off imaginary whateverthefucks
Posted: December 28, 2005, 8:15 pm
by Moonwynd
Chidoro wrote:what the fuck do you do with that thing? swing it around and scare the neighbor's cat or perhaps create your own little star wars video fighting off imaginary whateverthefucks
I like to hold mine and pretend it is my penis. Then I walk up to my wife while she is in bed and turn it on while saying, "Anne, I am your father" in my Darth Vader voice.
Posted: December 28, 2005, 11:59 pm
by Kylere
Chidoro wrote:what the fuck do you do with that thing? swing it around and scare the neighbor's cat or perhaps create your own little star wars video fighting off imaginary whateverthefucks
I could approach this from three angles, one is that it is a replica and cool to Star Wars fan, which I was if I can ignore Ewoks and the Prequels, it is cool to a tech geek because the EL system was simple yet the first really decent lightsaber replica put together, or I could ignore all that and point out that I collect swords, and to be honest it will be a neat toy to add to real blades or that I have study sword fighting styles from SCA level up to actual fencing and I am an admitted geek ( but in case you haven't heard, Geeks get all the Girls) or just say to hell with it, it makes as much sense as any figurine, wall hanging, toy, knicknack etc that was given this Christmas.
The real truth is that anyone who would ask such a thing in real life, would ask so with a level of common courtesy and while being polite. They, I would give the real answer to, to you I will say that I like things like this, like some of the so called men on this board like prowrestling, except this is much less homoerotic.
Posted: December 29, 2005, 9:11 am
by Chidoro
Kylere wrote:The real truth is that anyone who would ask such a thing in real life, would ask so with a level of common courtesy and while being polite.
Tell the truth, you're just going to swing it around like a five year old w/ an overactive imagination
Posted: December 29, 2005, 11:34 am
by Canelek
The bad guys use the red-painted broomsticks.
En garde, good guys!
Posted: December 29, 2005, 9:47 pm
by Kylere
Chidoro wrote:Kylere wrote:The real truth is that anyone who would ask such a thing in real life, would ask so with a level of common courtesy and while being polite.
Tell the truth, you're just going to swing it around like a five year old w/ an overactive imagination
Only for the first 2 hours, since then I limit myself to 15 minutes every 12 hours of swinging it around like a five year old w/ an overactive imagination.
Posted: December 30, 2005, 12:41 am
by Chidoro
Kylere wrote:Chidoro wrote:Kylere wrote:The real truth is that anyone who would ask such a thing in real life, would ask so with a level of common courtesy and while being polite.
Tell the truth, you're just going to swing it around like a five year old w/ an overactive imagination
Only for the first 2 hours, since then I limit myself to 15 minutes every 12 hours of swinging it around like a five year old w/ an overactive imagination.
Mazel Tov! We have progress!