VeeshanVault

i'd like to see some of your favorite or useful sayings. one of my favorites is:

the rich stay rich by acting poor
the poor stay poor by acting rich

and one from the mother in law,

with kids, your problems are as big as they are
(little kids=little problems, bigger kids=bigger problems)

the sky is blue everywhere

i carry you on my back and you complain that my head stinks

STFU

Women: Stand 'em on their heads, and they all look like sisters.

"Blame Canada"

When push comes to shove, kick ass.

Life IS pain. Anyone who tells you otherwise is trying to sell you somthing.

And the most important:

DUCK!!!

STFU is my favorite saying as well.

Give a man a fish, feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, feed him for a lifetime.



Bad things dont happen to you because of bad luck, bad things happen to you because you're a dumbass.

Sometimes I dream of a world without war, where everyone is happy and content. Then, I dream of us attacking and enslaving that world because they'd never expect it.

my grandma used this one often

translated from Polish it would be something like this:
You'll fit in better with big ass than big mouth

(predzej sie zmiescisz z wielka dupa niz z wielka geba)

My two all time favorites, which I use whenever I can:

There's no such thing as a stupid question, just stupid people.

There's no I in Team... but there's a U in Fuck Off.

Akaran_D wrote: Life IS pain. Anyone who tells you otherwise is trying to sell you somthing.

Hey, you stole my sig! J/K, that came from Princess Bride of course, which is a great source of classic quotes.

There's no I in Team, but it IS filled with T&A

Voronwë wrote:STFU

Ha!

"Goin to bed early to save candles is not frugal if the results are twins"

"The fastest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it back in your pocket"

"Noone can make you feel inferior without your permission"

"Karma is a bitch"

"Ball 'till you fall mothafucka, that's all" - the Don Mega

a person could meditate on that underlying metaphysic for half his life and not even put a dent in it

"Lets run it up the crucifix and see who genuflects"

"Go Piss up a Rope"

"And so it goes"

"RTFM"

Beer before liquor, never sicker.

Liquor before beer, never fear.

*edit* I forgot one!!

Almost only counts in horseshoes.

Favorite quotes eh?

I hate stupid people
-Penlog

Never judge a book by its cover, tear it off and see whats inside.
-Anon
and of course my signature is by far my favorite

"I feel sorry for people who dont drink. When they wake up in the morning, thats as good as theyre going to feel all day."

The graveyards are filled with indispensable men

All my goods for a moment of time

I'm a liar, believe me.

Sleep? There is plenty of time for that when you are dead.

I have no superiors and precious few equals. - Born Loser

love is a sweet tyranny, that the lover endureth his torments willingly

the land of the dogs, where even if someone loves you enough to take you in, they still castrate you

;o

What can not be cured, must be endured

If it doesn't kill you, it will only make you stronger

No matter what the tools of World War 3..World War 4 will be fought with sticks and stones - A. Einstein

KilornCloudwalker wrote:If it doesn't kill you, it will only make you stronger

Always hated that one. We used to have a clueless person at work who overused it. Rather than making you stronger most situations he used it about just made people bitter.

And always remember. If you can't laugh at yourself, make fun of others.

Haunting Casketgarden
aka
don

JACKASS!

Favorite sayings:
If you wish to be out in front, then act as if you were behind. - Lao Tzu

The only easy day was yesterday. - BUD/S Training base Coronado, CA.

No one can make you feel inferior without your permission. - Eleanor Roosevelt.

STFU Bonedchimp. - Aranuil

"God only gives you as much as you can handle" while cramming the rest down your throat and bending you over and shoving somemore up your ass. yeah that sounds about right

"Happy Ending!"

Welcome Casket you JACKASS!

Sirensa wrote: *edit* I forgot one!!

Almost only counts in horseshoes.

Yep horseshoes and Hand Grenades!


Lets see...

When you have children I hope they are just like you. - The Mothers Curse

Don't eat the yellow snow.
and ummmm
Don't play leap frog with a unicorn

Payback! Is a med-evac!


(Used in the Viet Nam war - what you told your platoon leader just before you fragged his ass.)

"Do you really want me to answer that?"

Used in instances when someone tells you "what do you take me for an idiot?"

Puppiepaw wrote:

Sirensa wrote: *edit* I forgot one!!

Almost only counts in horseshoes.

Yep horseshoes and Hand Grenades!

Close only counts in horseshoes, hand grenades, first dates and nuclear explosions

Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just stand there.

my favorite saying is

"it's go time"

my favorite saying is, "tangueray and tonic please"

Wanna get high?

Aranuil wrote:STFU Bonedchimp. - Aranuil

Incidentally, one of my favorite quotes is also from this Aranuil fellow:

Aranuil wrote:Hi to everyone on the board, nice to see you guys are still having fun in EQ. I'll probably pop in here now and again. Highly unlikely that I'll flame anyone anymore.

*cough*

omg hi!

*ducks*

Sunserae wrote:

Aranuil wrote:STFU Bonedchimp. - Aranuil

Incidentally, one of my favorite quotes is also from this Aranuil fellow:

Aranuil wrote:Hi to everyone on the board, nice to see you guys are still having fun in EQ. I'll probably pop in here now and again. Highly unlikely that I'll flame anyone anymore.

*cough*

omg hi!

*ducks*

That's just cause you can't get enough of mah sex0r picture.

It's not my child.

A quote from my First Sgt. back when I was in the Army:

"I was born at night, but I wasn't born last night"

(Helps if you say it in a thick Georgia accent like he had)

You can lead a ho to water, but you cant make her think.

Can you make her swallow though, Britt?

"A friend is somebody that will come bail you out of jail, but a true friend would be sitting next to you saying 'that was fucking awesome' "

1) Know thy enemy.

2) How can you have truely won, if the loser doesn't know they have lost

A friend will help you move, but a true friend will help you move bodies.

If you want to get out of a big highschool or college project, urinate blood.

When called by a panther, don't anther.

Why buy the cow, when you can get the sex for free.

The wise man can look at a grain of sand and envision a universe, while the stupid man will just lay down in some seaweed, then roll around in it and stand up and say "Hey, I'm vine man".

I always carry 2 sacks of something everywhere I go, that way, if someone says "Hey, can you give me a hand?" I can say "Sorry, got these sacks".

When you fly, always take a bomb with you, because what are the odds that there will be TWO bombs on the same plane?

I bought some powdered water, but I don't know what to add.

My Karma backed over my Dogma.

If God is really inside each of us like some people say, I hope he likes tacos, cuz that's what he's getting!

She's a maaaniac, a maaanic....etc...and she's dancing like shes never danced before...

I drink to make other people interesting.

"Good. Fast. Cheap. Pick two."

Hrm, well how about

1) The rich get richer, the poor get babies
2) Everyone wants to go to heaven, yet no one wants to die.
3) When there's a will, I want to be in it.
4) Sex is like a bridge game: If you don't have a good partner, you better
have a good hand.
5) Everyone has a right to be stupid. Some just abuse the privilege.
6) To err is human; to forgive, $5.
7) Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn
from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent
disinclination to do so.
In weightlifting, I don't think sudden, uncontrolled urination should
automatically disqualify you.
9) Stepfather: "You know, I think you are an in-the-closet-gay man, but you do not look or act like one."
Me: "Well, thats because I am a newer model of gay, a stealth fag "
10) Asshole: "You're a fag, aren't ya?"
Me: "Why, you cruising for a piece of ass?"