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The damn packages are vacuum sealed. You can't shake the powder down so you always spill some of the shit when opening them. Fuck you Nestle! I hope this gets patched soon.

PATCH MESSAGE
*Nestle Carnation Hot Cocoa Mix single serving packages now have air pockets for less messy cocoa powder removal*

Hotdogs = 10
Bun = 8


Patch prs!

never buy a two story home, crap collects upstairs and putting up christmas lights really sucks.

Political Correctness needs to be nerfed.

i think the RvR of playing EQ 24/7 needs to be scaled more appropriately with professional compensation. as in i want to be salaried to play EQ

The penalty for dying in RL is way too harsh!

Swedes.

Swedes need to be fucking patched.

No, wait. Swedes need to be fucking deleted.

Corners.

I think instead of corners, everything should be round.

Priests in RL are only counselors, they need to have their rez spells fixed.

Pizza can be delivered, but beer cannot. PATCH

Envelopes need to be patched so that they do not require spit to seal. There is very little that grosses me out more than when someone hands me a freshly slimed envelope. As if I want to touch their tongue juice.

Along those same lines.. people who lick their fingers before picking up a piece of paper or a sack to hand to you (especially when it is a grocery sack) need to be removed from the game.

Oh and chocolate / cheese / fried foods need to be patched so that their calories are removed.

Thanks!

Speaking of envelopes, you hear about that chick that licked an envelope, cut her tongue on it and a few weeks later went to the doc because it had become infected? Doc found a roach growing in the cut. They lay eggs on that sticky stuff you lick when their in the factories. Mmm-mm good.

Krimson Klaw wrote:Speaking of envelopes, you hear about that chick that licked an envelope, cut her tongue on it and a few weeks later went to the doc because it had become infected? Doc found a roach growing in the cut. They lay eggs on that sticky stuff you lick when their in the factories. Mmm-mm good.

Yay for lunchtime discussions.

yeah but what do we do when they patch the universe?

meaning, we can't be online and all..

re: Cocoa Package

Why not just rip it open a touch and let the seal break??

Envelopes have been patched already. There are several vendors selling envelopes with a pull off discardable adhesive seal that works like stickers etc.

Aranuil wrote:Envelopes have been patched already. There are several vendors selling envelopes with a pull off discardable adhesive seal that works like stickers etc.

While this may be true.. it has yet to stop people from using the licking kind. I don't like associating with the spit of strangers. You never know where their mouths have been.

thats why u have those little water sponge thingies that u run over the letters part and it makes them damp and able to seal w/o licking it

Dregor Thule wrote:re: Cocoa Package

Why not just rip it open a touch and let the seal break??

There is not enough free space in the package. Opening it a touch does nothing but spill a little powder.

I suppose if you have the time to delicately make a surgical incision in the package you wouldn't spill any cocoa but I'm on the ten second cocoa plan. I go into the break room, grab a large styro cup and put a few icecubes in it, take two cocoa packages and rip them open as fast as possible pouring them into the cup and then use the hot water from the industrial coffee maker to fill the cup. I want to be in and out of there in as little time as possible otherwise I have to make small talk with people that bother me : ) Sooooo, to save the maid some clean up time, I'd like a cocoa package that doesn't blow up on me when I open it rapidly.

Think of Legally Blond's Bend and Snap...I want to Grab, Rip and Pour speedy like. A little air pocket in the package is all I'm asking for. That way you can give it a quick shake holding the top and then rip away.

Winnow wrote:

Dregor Thule wrote:re: Cocoa Package

Why not just rip it open a touch and let the seal break??

There is not enough free space in the package. Opening it a touch does nothing but spill a little powder.

I suppose if you have the time to delicately make a surgical incision in the package you wouldn't spill any cocoa but I'm on the ten second cocoa plan. I go into the break room, grab a large styro cup and put a few icecubes in it, take two cocoa packages and rip them open as fast as possible pouring them into the cup and then use the hot water from the industrial coffee maker to fill the cup. I want to be in and out of there in as little time as possible otherwise I have to make small talk with people that bother me : ) Sooooo, to save the maid some clean up time, I'd like a cocoa package that doesn't blow up on me when I open it rapidly.

Think of Legally Blond's Bend and Snap...I want to Grab, Rip and Pour speedy like. A little air pocket in the package is all I'm asking for. That way you can give it a quick shake holding the top and then rip away.

I just field tested this, and it appears that Swiss Miss suffers from the same catastrophic failure.

Have you considered using hot cocoa with mini marshmallows? I have found the marshmallows allow more room in the packet and a bit more air for some reason...easy to shake down. Also, this provides yummy sweetness after the marshmallows melt...also good in coffee for some strange reason

10 foot water pipes
6 foot insulation

Envelope glue found to be roach free, but still tastes like crap!

http://www.snopes.com/horrors/food/tacobell.htm

Spankes wrote:Have you considered using hot cocoa with mini marshmallows? I have found the marshmallows allow more room in the packet and a bit more air for some reason...easy to shake down. Also, this provides yummy sweetness after the marshmallows melt...also good in coffee for some strange reason

Thanks! I finally bought the marshmallow Nestle packages and they are a joy to open. A light shake of the package is all that's needed to free up roughly five percent of the length of the package on top for spill free tearing. At home, I put whipped cream from a can on top off my Hot Chocolate and thought the marshmallows would interfere. That turned out not to be the case.

Winnow...2002 called...it wants this thread back...

Midnyte_Ragebringer wrote:Political Correctness needs to be nerfed.

holy shit, I agree with Mid!

edit: doping in sport needs to be nerfed.

Pizza can be delivered, but beer cannot. PATCH

Patched at my school at least. We have multiple beer delivery services which are very convenient.

-Alfan Fat

Exams at 9 am on the 3rd of January need to be fucking patched!

I also want a coke I can drink and not be tired!.

Food intake is broken. Instead of eating when hungry, all the food in the sack gets consumed at once. Patch that please.

spit hater wrote:Envelopes need to be patched so that they do not require spit to seal. There is very little that grosses me out more than when someone hands me a freshly slimed envelope. As if I want to touch their tongue juice.

Along those same lines.. people who lick their fingers before picking up a piece of paper or a sack to hand to you (especially when it is a grocery sack) need to be removed from the game.

You clearly don't smoke many blunts.

Drolgin Steingrinder wrote:Swedes.

Swedes need to be fucking patched.

No, wait. Swedes need to be fucking deleted.

You and Pat Robertson believe the same thing, he said that the tsunami was swedens fault! Well because of their stance on gay people, not because sweden is evil.

Kylere wrote:Priests in RL are only counselors, they need to have their rez spells fixed.

Pizza can be delivered, but beer cannot. PATCH

Dunno about the US, but here in Canada you can call a taxi and have them go pick up stuff for you and deliver it to your home, including all forms of alchohol. Just costs normal cab fare from when the cabbie gets out of his car to pick up the first item till they arrive at your door, or 11 bucks, whichever is higher. Plus the cost of whatever you ordered of course.

If you're drunk and cant drive you can even get taxis to drive your car home for you if you like. Costs you triple the usual fare, but you can do it.

*Hugs*
Varia

KilornCloudwalker wrote:Hotdogs = 10
Bun = 8


Patch prs!

What fkn hot dogs do you buy? The ones I buy come in packs of 8!

VariaVespasa wrote: If you're drunk and cant drive you can even get taxis to drive your car home for you if you like. Costs you triple the usual fare, but you can do it.

We have something called Operation Red Nose where they do it for almost nothing (by volunteers).

Lynks wrote:

VariaVespasa wrote: If you're drunk and cant drive you can even get taxis to drive your car home for you if you like. Costs you triple the usual fare, but you can do it.

We have something called Operation Red Nose where they do it for almost nothing (by volunteers).

I just envisioned those two parking attendant guys from Ferris Bueller's Day Off off driving my car home.

You can order Pizza and Beer here and get them both delivered.

Oh yeah they need to Nerf old and stupid drivers.

Traffic: its lags me to no end.

Patch!

This whole recent development of having to work for a living is starting to get old. Why can't they just patch it so we can just get funds some other way?

Denadeb wrote:You can order Pizza and Beer here and get them both delivered.

Oh yeah they need to Nerf old and stupid drivers.

I'd be happy to have my taxes fund free cabcharge cards for seniors over say 75, just to get them off the road.

Kylere wrote:Pizza can be delivered, but beer cannot. PATCH

Actually here in Ontario there's a place called Dial-a-Bottle that actually does deliver.

im upstairs. the kitchen is downstairs. see the problem? PATCH!

There is a hole in the elbow of my shirt.


PATCH NOW


Also please either fix the weak ankles of those who drive under the speed limit in the fast lane, or just remove them from the game.

the quest for sex is broken

none of the npc's will talk to me

Wearing pants at work should be optional. Patch please.

MooZilla wrote:im upstairs. the kitchen is downstairs. see the problem? PATCH!

hehe there's a solution that's posted up there, buy 1 story houses

also regarding licking envelopes, ever noticed what happened to stamps? 3-4 years ago those self adhesive stamps became popular, do they even have regular old fashioned stamps now? even those fancy cloud or Disney collection stamps are self adhesive now.
they need to just nix the licking kind of envelopes and replace them all on the shelves with self sticking ones


oh yeah weekly WoW patches need to be frigging patched I hate Tuesdays

noel wrote:

Winnow wrote:

Dregor Thule wrote:re: Cocoa Package

Why not just rip it open a touch and let the seal break??

There is not enough free space in the package. Opening it a touch does nothing but spill a little powder.

I suppose if you have the time to delicately make a surgical incision in the package you wouldn't spill any cocoa but I'm on the ten second cocoa plan. I go into the break room, grab a large styro cup and put a few icecubes in it, take two cocoa packages and rip them open as fast as possible pouring them into the cup and then use the hot water from the industrial coffee maker to fill the cup. I want to be in and out of there in as little time as possible otherwise I have to make small talk with people that bother me : ) Sooooo, to save the maid some clean up time, I'd like a cocoa package that doesn't blow up on me when I open it rapidly.

Think of Legally Blond's Bend and Snap...I want to Grab, Rip and Pour speedy like. A little air pocket in the package is all I'm asking for. That way you can give it a quick shake holding the top and then rip away.

I just field tested this, and it appears that Swiss Miss suffers from the same catastrophic failure.

Were you using the marshmallow Swiss Miss? I've had 100% success rate with spill free opening of Swiss Miss Marshmallow Hot Cocoa packages in this box I picked up a week ago. It's been about a year so the word may have gotten back to the package designers about the poor design. This package alteration won't be forgotten when the time comes to buy more cocoa!

The things Winnow will bump for just one more post.

Ennia wrote:

MooZilla wrote:im upstairs. the kitchen is downstairs. see the problem? PATCH!

hehe there's a solution that's posted up there, buy 1 story houses

also regarding licking envelopes, ever noticed what happened to stamps? 3-4 years ago those self adhesive stamps became popular, do they even have regular old fashioned stamps now? even those fancy cloud or Disney collection stamps are self adhesive now.
they need to just nix the licking kind of envelopes and replace them all on the shelves with self sticking ones


oh yeah weekly WoW patches need to be frigging patched I hate Tuesdays

I have bought a few different kinds of the self adhesive envelopes, and have not had good experiences with them, I almost always have to end up taping them cause the adhesive doesnt hold together well at all. If they refined the technology it would be a great idea though !

Winnow's post lag requires a patch...


Hot Dogs Patched.
Envelopes Patched.
Cocoa Patched.

Its amazing what can happen in 3 years.

Drolgin Steingrinder wrote:Swedes.

Swedes need to be fucking patched.

No, wait. Swedes need to be fucking deleted.

Agree, so this means we can delete you Drolgin?

Thess wrote:

Drolgin Steingrinder wrote:Swedes.

Swedes need to be fucking patched.

No, wait. Swedes need to be fucking deleted.

You and Pat Robertson believe the same thing, he said that the tsunami was swedens fault! Well because of their stance on gay people, not because sweden is evil.

My cause is far more righteous and far less xenophobic and homophobic than Rev. Pat's. He hates swedes because of the lawsuit against Åke Green (a lawsuit that was based on his hateful rantings about gays). I want swedes deleted because of something important: hotdogs.

Yes. Hotdogs. And shrimp salad.