Page 1 of 1

All together now!

Posted: December 3, 2002, 2:44 pm
by vn_Tanc
This made me laugh which means it should send 95% of the regulars here into life-threatening apoplexy. Fingers crossed!

(Sung to the tune of "If You're Happy And You Know It Clap Your Hands")

If we cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq.
If the markets hurt your Mama, bomb Iraq.
If the terrorists are Saudi
And the bank takes back your Audi
And the TV shows are bawdy,
Bomb Iraq.

If the corporate scandals growin', bomb Iraq.
And your ties to them are showin', bomb Iraq.
If the smoking gun ain't smokin'
We don't care, and we're not jokin'.
That Saddam will soon be croakin',
Bomb Iraq.

Even if we have no allies, bomb Iraq.
From the sand dunes to the valleys, bomb Iraq.
So to hell with the inspections;
Let's look tough for the elections,
Close your mind and take directions,
Bomb Iraq.

While the globe is slowly warming, bomb Iraq.
Yay! the clouds of war are storming, bomb Iraq.
If the ozone hole is growing,
Some things we prefer not knowing.
(Though our ignorance is showing),
Bomb Iraq.

So here's one for dear old daddy, bomb Iraq,
From his favorite little laddy, bomb Iraq.
Saying no would look like treason.
It's the Hussein hunting season.
Even if we have no reason,
Bomb Iraq.

/chuckle :)

Posted: December 3, 2002, 3:28 pm
by Fairweather Pure
:lol:

Posted: December 3, 2002, 3:33 pm
by Nick
Hahahahahahhahahahahhahhahahahaha!

Posted: December 3, 2002, 5:06 pm
by Sionistic
made me smile....thats about it

Posted: December 3, 2002, 5:31 pm
by Karae
Who's more hated, CoE or Iraq? Saddam or Leyor?

Posted: December 3, 2002, 6:46 pm
by Vaemas
Karae wrote:Who's more hated, CoE or Iraq? Saddam or Leyor?
I suggest a poll sir!

Posted: December 3, 2002, 6:49 pm
by Animalor
waitaminute....

I thought Leyor WAS Saddam

Posted: December 3, 2002, 6:51 pm
by Voronwë
so that must mean saddam loves teh...

Posted: December 3, 2002, 6:55 pm
by Midnyte_Ragebringer
I guess it's funny.

Too bad so many people have forgotten what happened on 9/11 though. So many media people asking the question, "Why didn't the government do anything to prevent this?" blah blah blah

Now someone is trying to do something and all everyone can do is make jokes.

Well see how funny it is the next time something tragic happens. Oh the patriotism well swell for a whole 2 months. People will boldly fly their car flags in defiance of those evil do'ers.

So pathetic.

Posted: December 3, 2002, 7:14 pm
by noel
I received that 'song' in an email... and deleted it.

Posted: December 3, 2002, 7:31 pm
by Fesuni Chopsui
Bah...i found it humorous :lol:

Posted: December 3, 2002, 7:35 pm
by Melrin_Specclaster
I don't find any of it funny, except for that Osami Bin Laden liquor store shooting game, now THAT was funny shiznit.

Posted: December 3, 2002, 7:38 pm
by Akaran_D
rofl

Posted: December 3, 2002, 8:43 pm
by kyoukan
Midnyte_Ragebringer wrote:I guess it's funny.

Too bad so many people have forgotten what happened on 9/11 though.
What the fuck did iraq do on 911 you dumb ass

Posted: December 3, 2002, 9:04 pm
by Adex_Xeda
I thought the Neville Chamberlain movement was dead.

Some people never learn.

Posted: December 4, 2002, 1:21 am
by Sionistic
kyoukan type-R wrote:
Midnyte_Ragebringer wrote:I guess it's funny.

Too bad so many people have forgotten what happened on 9/11 though.
What the fuck did iraq do on 911 you dumb ass
Well Saddam DID say we deserved it. It could mean he had some involvement, but i doubt it. Bush has such a hard on for Iraq because his daddy is telling him to.

Re: All together now!

Posted: December 4, 2002, 2:06 am
by Zamtuk
Was going to make a response, but then re-read this.
vn_Tanc wrote:This made me laugh which means it should send 95% of the regulars here into life-threatening apoplexy. Fingers crossed!
Fucker.

Posted: December 4, 2002, 3:30 am
by Midnyte_Ragebringer
kyoukan type-R wrote:
Midnyte_Ragebringer wrote:I guess it's funny.

Too bad so many people have forgotten what happened on 9/11 though.
What the fuck did iraq do on 911 you dumb ass
It's called preventative maintance. Please use your head before making dumb statements and then calling names.

Obviously you feel calling me a dumbass somehow makes you look smarter. When actually it makes you look narrow minded and very forgetful of all the retoric following the 911 attacks. But, then again these jokes are geared for people just like you.

The democratic party sure wishes you were an american citizen so they could have your vote.

Posted: December 4, 2002, 4:20 am
by kyoukan
Oh I see. "Preventative maintance" one and a half years after the fact. Okay.

Fuck head.

Do you even know what "retoric" means?

Posted: December 4, 2002, 4:38 am
by Vetiria
Sionistic wrote:Bush has such a hard on for Iraq because his daddy is telling him to.
Yes, because Bush's father is the only person telling him to go after Iraq. Right....

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/politics/2290730.stm

Posted: December 4, 2002, 4:42 am
by ZZtheAssassin
Well the word "retoric" doesn't have a meaning from my understanding.

I believe your thinking of "rhetoric."

Posted: December 4, 2002, 4:56 am
by Keverian FireCry
Im going to start posting random links about iraq! Of course i expect plenty of you to disregard them cause its 'liberal trash' or something. But for those of you who arent ignorant tards, this is some factual and very interesting information. It starts out fairly simple(little text, lots of pictures).

http://www.iraqchat.com/irqmoney.htm

http://www.progressive.org/0801issue/nagy0901.html

Ahh and the mini nuclear war with iraq you may not have known about:

http://southmovement.alphalink.com.au/a ... pleted.htm
http://www.rense.com/general17/south.htm
This one is also about the uranium crap, its got images that are very disturbing, just a warning
http://www.ummah.com/inewsletter/massac ... ities1.htm



Ok this is huge but you can atleast read some of it:

http://www.deoxy.org/wc/warcrim2.htm

Posted: December 4, 2002, 5:42 am
by kyoukan

Posted: December 4, 2002, 7:26 am
by vn_Tanc
*cackle*

Glad to see I managed to reel in the usual suspects at least ;)

Posted: December 4, 2002, 10:56 am
by Mak
Keverian FireCry wrote:Ok this is huge but you can atleast read some of it:
http://www.deoxy.org/wc/warcrim2.htm
This "International War Crimes Tribunal" is not the 'official' Tribunal headquartered at The Hague. This was a hand-picked group of extremely partial anti-war advocates that met in New York for the express purpose of finding the US guilty. The 'complaint' you referenced was written by Ramsey Clark, who has written a similar complaint regarding virtually every US military action since the Korean war and has had his tongue down the pants of every US hating despot and dictator he could find for the last 30 years.

Posted: December 4, 2002, 11:24 am
by Chidoro
Midnyte_Ragebringer wrote:I guess it's funny.

Too bad so many people have forgotten what happened on 9/11 though. So many media people asking the question, "Why didn't the government do anything to prevent this?" blah blah blah

Now someone is trying to do something and all everyone can do is make jokes.

Well see how funny it is the next time something tragic happens. Oh the patriotism well swell for a whole 2 months. People will boldly fly their car flags in defiance of those evil do'ers.

So pathetic.
Depends on how far you were from it. By me, it's still quite patriotic

Posted: December 4, 2002, 11:32 am
by Aabidano
vn_Tanc wrote:*cackle*

Glad to see I managed to reel in the usual suspects at least ;)
You have improved at trolling! (100)

Posted: December 4, 2002, 12:19 pm
by Fallanthas
/yawn

Posted: December 4, 2002, 1:04 pm
by Midnyte_Ragebringer
That's great Chidoro.

I'm not speaking of locally though. I'm talking nationally. The whole vibe is back to the idealistic, no harm no foul, maybe if we close our eyes they will go away, non-sense.

Posted: December 4, 2002, 1:10 pm
by Voronwë
vn_Tanc wrote:*cackle*

Glad to see I managed to reel in the usual suspects at least ;)
Give me the keys, you motherfucking, cocksucking pile of shit, or I'll rip off your...

Posted: December 4, 2002, 1:24 pm
by Chidoro
That's because it wasn't real to a lot of people.

Posted: December 4, 2002, 1:29 pm
by Fairweather Pure
That's because it wasn't real to a lot of people.
"Real" as in: it didn't effect them?

Posted: December 6, 2002, 7:40 pm
by Munt
Being patriotic is a pile of balls.

Posted: December 7, 2002, 3:16 am
by masteen
Dubyah is gonna put all y'all in teh Axis of Evil, then kick your commie butts!