VeeshanVault

Official Recruiting Document

Must be ready to scam consistantly. The amount of items you recieve depend on the amount of scams you complete. We are a no nonsense guild when we steal.
If you are controversial or into drama, please join us.

Must have a desire to be a giant fucking tool! We are a raid guild, but there will always be the slow days, if you need something to do feel free to contact one of our officers as they are more than willing to supply l33t strats for running cons.

 The steps/requirements for joining the Ancient Imperium are as follows:  
 
1. Start by grouping with members or friends in the guild. so we get to know you better, from there ask your friend in the guild to get you invited on some scams.  
 
2. You should be aged 13 to 15 or close.  Occasional exceptions are made, depending on how reviled you are, the higher the level of controversy the better. Also stupidity is key here, because The nature of scams at high levels requires the ability to play dumb. If you have any questions, feel free to message an officer listed on the Members section of this web page.


The Ancient Imperium Team

Your opinion is worthless.

Hypothesis: Trolling for fucktards requires simple bait.
Experiment: Take Recruiting document from AI boards and modify slightly. Post where fucktards from AI lurk.

Thesis: Trolling for fucktards works.

His opinion may be worthless, but your guild is filled with all the fucking rejects of the server who KS, Ninja, etc. Any leader who would condone ripping off plat cause his Shaman is too valuable is a worthless piece of shit too.

hehe i was in AI for like 2 days then they invited dirgimpin at that moment i knew it was a suck guild to be in i mean dirunken well anyway im glad i deguilded quick heh

Krewlade,
Didn't i see you late night in PoJ hafter one of the VI spilled some beer on the Veeshan Server and then triped over the cord?

Let me be the first to welcome you Jackass!

haha everyone does understand that at least 4 people offered to repay the plat but were refused..... Some people like to bitch and cry like pansys so much that they will turn down repayment to keep doing it.

and any fucktard who says they would have cancled the trade insted of taiking the PP is a god damned lier.

/wave Krewlade
I don't really know if I am authorized to jackass you...since I was never officially jackassed.

Welcome...JACKASS!

TrollBaite wrote:haha everyone does understand that at least 4 people offered to repay the plat but were refused..... Some people like to bitch and cry like pansys so much that they will turn down repayment to keep doing it.

and any fucktard who says they would have cancled the trade insted of taiking the PP is a god damned lier.

IP matches?? pretty sure this guy is AI, seems to be just as retarded as the rest of them.

Actually most of us on this board would have happily given the money back to the rightful person, rather than buying the "PHATZ0r L3WTz0RZ" in the Bazaar. Your guild is a pathetic disgrace to Veeshan, and obviously you TrollBaite are a complete fucking peice of shit too.

and any fucktard who says they would have cancled the trade insted of taiking the PP is a god damned lier.

nope, you are a fucktard to actually not believe people would cancel that trade. I've done it and someone else earlier said they've done it too.

It happens, only scammers and thieves would click trade in that situation and laugh about it.

I would accept the trade... stand there bow... say "thanks for platz!" pretend I lost it then give it to them after about 15-30 seconds... because you have to teach people to be more careful and also because I am an asshole.

I would hit accept and taunt them mercilessly as I passed it back, but thats because I am not one of the soulless motherfucking cocksucking little bastards in Ancient Impotence.

Betting dollars to donuts that TrollBaite the mongoliod is actually SuckerDave

I would give it back to him one plat at a time.

Kylere wrote:I would hit accept and taunt them mercilessly as I passed it back, but thats because I am not one of the soulless motherfucking cocksucking little bastards in Ancient Impotence.

Betting dollars to donuts that TrollBaite the mongoliod is actually SuckerDave

Supperdave can't form complete sentences. It's so bad you can barely understand anything he says.

Well this pile of congealed goo can't even spell "liar"... I mean how fucking stupid can you get?

Wulfran wrote:Well this pile of congealed goo can't even spell "liar"... I mean how fucking stupid can you get?

Interestingly enough, I was haras-- err talking to Supperdave the other night when all this started, and I could swear I remember him misspelling the word 'liar' in exactly the same fashion.

Ennia wrote:nope, you are a fucktard to actually not believe people would cancel that trade. I've done it and someone else earlier said they've done it too.

I've hit cancel a couple times in this situation.

I also hit accept once when I know the person who wasn't paying attention. Had all kinds of fun with that for the next 5 minutes or so

I've done the cancel thing before was only like 10k... my new plan however is to take the plat convert it to copper then give it back and hope they forget and zone/gate.

Cartalas wrote:I would give it back to him one plat at a time.

Now that's fucking awesome. ROFL

I dont know what the fuck vet is talking about being such a good person. i heard from many players in RoW that he got kei when he was 59 and this was right when it came out, and they had other higher levels who needed. He doesnt even fucking raid barley helps not sure about now but thats the old things. he might of been one of the few the make the guild but why talk shit when you arent perfect yourself? I know half the people out there saying stuff like yea i would hit cancell are fucking BSing. Not saying all would but most of you would.

Veeshancleric wrote:I dont know what the fuck vet is talking about being such a good person. i heard from many players in RoW that he got kei when he was 59 and this was right when it came out, and they had other higher levels who needed. He doesnt even fucking raid barley helps not sure about now but thats the old things. he might of been one of the few the make the guild but why talk shit when you arent perfect yourself? I know half the people out there saying stuff like yea i would hit cancell are fucking BSing. Not saying all would but most of you would.

Post with your in-game name. Learn to spell. Learn to punctuate. Learn to form complete thoughts.

or...

SHUT THE FUCK UP.

Can I have a translation of Veeshancleric's post, please?

I think I felt part of my sanity going into the 4th dimension there, and I'd like to be able to comprehend it.

I'm sure most of us have already hit cancel before. This happened to me a few times in nfp bank.

What's sad is the assjacks that see you unloading to a vendor gimp and then running back and forth in front of you hoping for this to happen.

I've double checked the name ever since someone handed me a BP and a bunch of PP then hit trade in the FP bank.

Aranuil, vetiria knows who it is, thats all that matters.

What is with all the anon dipshits? Read Aran's most recent post in this thread, he pretty much summed it up for yall.

Anon = AI posters with no balls to go along with their lack of ethics.

Remember folks, people who will cheat cannot believe that everyone else wouldn't do the same.


Sad fucks.

Veeshancleric wrote:I dont know what the fuck vet is talking about being such a good person. i heard from many players in RoW that he got kei when he was 59 and this was right when it came out, and they had other higher levels who needed.

Yes, you are correct. I got KEI when I was 59. The only other enchanter in the guild at the time was 60, but also was very unreliable. He would go inactive for a month at a time quite frequently. The other enchanter was Winoxz, now an officer of Ancient Imperium.... KEI had not just come out, it was more like 6-8 months into Luclin.

Veeshancleric wrote:He doesnt even fucking raid barley helps not sure about now but thats the old things. he might of been one of the few the make the guild but why talk shit when you arent perfect yourself? I know half the people out there saying stuff like yea i would hit cancell are fucking BSing. Not saying all would but most of you would.

I "doesnt even fucking raid barley helps?" Really. So that's why I was one of the most reliable and active members of RoW? So that's why I was made an officer, because I "doesnt even fucking raid barley helps?" Get a clue.

PhyscoBloodspiller wrote:Aranuil, vetiria knows who it is, thats all that matters.

Actually, no I don't know who it is. But, if I had to take a guess, I would say it's Rabtiz. He was banned for exploiting a bug in bazaar that duplicated items and cash while zoning. Before he was banned he had something like 6 million platinum, 3 SoD's, and 3 Helms of Rallos Zek. He began playing Mellinia after he was banned, a lvl 56 or so cleric. That's just if I had to take a guess. Saiphos was the one that banned him btw. He probably remembers this exploit.

Want to clue me in to who Veeshancleric is so I can properly respond to them?

PhyscoBloodspiller wrote:Aranuil, vetiria knows who it is, thats all that matters.

NO.

That's not all that matters you fucking prat.

Reread my post, and don't ever presume to tell me what matters.

Did you mean to spell psycho?