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Pick your favorite Suns Dancer!
Posted: October 15, 2005, 9:58 pm
by Winnow
Abby:
Amy Jo
Brooke
Danielle
Emily
Gina
Janice
Kayla
Melissa
Ryan
Serene
Stefanie
Taryn
Uyen
Vanessa
If you're a Sir Mixalot type, Vanessa is you're only choice. Otherwise, it's an open field!
Posted: October 15, 2005, 10:35 pm
by StupidMcDupid
I picked Kayla.She's freakin hot
Posted: October 16, 2005, 7:35 pm
by Kilmoll the Sexy
If I had to bet, I would put my money that says Bubba is the other person to have picked Gina.
Posted: October 17, 2005, 12:08 am
by masteen
Asian dancers FTW!
Posted: October 17, 2005, 1:22 am
by Winnow
Poor Abby, Melissa and Vanesa! First , middle and last in order. Does their positioning have anything to do with the voting? I think Vanessa would look better if she took that mop off her head.
BTW, Taryn is the cousin of Mike Bibby and Eddie House (Suns player). I think she had some connections to get in!
I voted for Uyen because she looked the sluttiest in the group picture. It's hard to define "favorite" without a reference...haven't seen them actually dance!
Posted: October 17, 2005, 3:00 am
by Boogahz
Kilmoll the Sexy wrote:If I had to bet, I would put my money that says Bubba is the other person to have picked Gina.
hmm, not sure who the "other" person was, but I was one of the two votes. Does that mean you have to pay up to someone virtually?
Posted: October 17, 2005, 4:44 am
by Mr Bacon
Am I the only one who thinks a few of them have really messed up faces?
Posted: October 17, 2005, 5:11 am
by Winnow
They aren't models! They're dancers! They all have their own special qualities.
Build your dancer with the available parts:
Topic review window
Hair: Janice
Face: Brooke and Stephanie morphed together
Hooters: Stephanie
Arms: Uyen (had to give her a part since I picked her)
Mid Section: Emily
Legs: Stephanie
After going through that process, I think Stephanie has the best bod. She was in the running for everything and could have taken arms too!
Posted: October 17, 2005, 6:48 am
by Aneron
It was a toss up between Gina and Serene, I ended up voting for Gina though
Posted: October 17, 2005, 9:07 am
by Canelek
I feel sorry for all of them since they live in such a shitty state.
Posted: October 17, 2005, 9:38 am
by Bubba Grizz
Kilmoll the Sexy wrote:If I had to bet, I would put my money that says Bubba is the other person to have picked Gina.
Sorry bud but I was checking middrifts this time and she didn't show any though she would be a close second. I chose Taryn for the overall combo of hair, height, chest, and middrift. HOWEVER, I can picture each and everyone one of these women to be complete bitches. Just evil.
Posted: October 17, 2005, 12:15 pm
by Mr Bacon
Serene looks like she's 14 or 15. Ew.
Posted: October 17, 2005, 12:29 pm
by Winnow
Rellix wrote:Serene looks like she's 14 or 15. Ew.
Serene is 25. The young'ins are Taryn (18) and Kayla (19)
Here's their profiles:
http://www.nba.com/suns/dance/dancers_index.html
Posted: October 17, 2005, 12:51 pm
by Chidoro
Jeez, quite the collection of butterfaces
Posted: October 17, 2005, 1:17 pm
by Mr Bacon
Posted: October 19, 2005, 8:53 pm
by Adelrune Argenti
Go Go Amy Jo.
Rawr!
Posted: October 20, 2005, 10:17 am
by Menelaos
They're all sort of unpleasant in the face except for maybe Amy Jo, who just looks very average-pretty. Some of the are just downright ugly IMO...
Posted: October 20, 2005, 1:12 pm
by Winnow
Menelaos wrote:They're all sort of unpleasant in the face except for maybe Amy Jo, who just looks very average-pretty. Some of the are just downright ugly IMO...
It's not a beauty contest! You must visualize in your mind how you think each of these women would dance!
It's too bad Serene (current leader) doesn't have a better set or I could integrate this thread into my Serenity movie promotion by modifying the Firefly theme song:
There's no place I can be
since I found Serene's-titties!
/bows
I've applied to be one of Wierd Al's song writers.
Posted: October 20, 2005, 3:43 pm
by nobody
Skin: Emily
Posted: October 20, 2005, 4:55 pm
by miir
Uyen's head looks really fucked up, like it was photoshopped on to someone elses body....
Their exaggerated smiles and extreme eyeliner look retarded.
The only ones who look semi-normal are Amy Jo, Melissa and Serene
Posted: October 20, 2005, 5:13 pm
by Winnow
miir wrote:Uyen's head looks really fucked up, like it was photoshopped on to someone elses body....
Their exaggerated smiles and extreme eyeliner look retarded.
The only ones who look semi-normal are Amy Jo, Melissa and Serene
Harsh!
Is normal good? Is the goal in life to be normal looking? ...to be just another cog in the machinery? These are dancers! You'd most likely be observing them from 50 yards away if you were at a game. Big heads and caked on makeup (eyeliner) are probably the only way you'd be able to make out facial features from that distance without binoculars.
Posted: October 20, 2005, 5:18 pm
by miir
Normal as in... "Is it normal for a woman to wear more makeup than a clown"
Posted: October 20, 2005, 8:25 pm
by Kelshara
Uh it is pretty standard routine to wear a lot of makeup for entertainers, wether it is dancers or people on stage.
These don't wear an extreme amount either. Hell walk down the street or to your local high school and THEN you'll see a lot of makeup.