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Dances With Wolves
Mermaids
The Postman
Waterworld
The Accidental Tourist

8 Legged Freaks
Austin Powers 2
Shrek
Reign of Fire
Bourne Identity

Dick Tracy
Any Adam Sandler movie
Dumb and Dumber
Highlander 2
Harry Potter and the Whatever_the_first_book_is_called

1. 2001
2. Kazaam
3. Glitter
4. Eddie
5. Eyes Wide Shut

1. Battlefield Earth
2. Battlefield Earth
3. Leprakhan (or however you spell it)
4. Critters
5. Any movie with Kevin Costner besides Robin Hood

KilornCloudwalker wrote:Dumb and Dumber

You sir, need to be shot

bourne identity was fucking pimp. are you on drugs?

Tremors
BottleRocket
Batman 4? (the one with mr freeze)
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
Bevis and Butthead do america (ducks)

Cabin Boy
Evil Dead
Mars Attacks
Any Movie Featuring Shaq
Nothing But Trouble

Durew wrote:

KilornCloudwalker wrote:Dumb and Dumber

You sir, need to be shot

The Farelli's movies are usually either loved or absolutely hated for their rather uhhh, "alternative" sense of humor.

I thought Dumb and Dumber, Something About Mary, and especially Me, Myself and Irene were just flat out sick funny.

The Man in the Iron Mask
Unbreakable (A lot of people loved this movie. I did not. It certainly wasn't one of the worst movies ever made, but it was misadvertised up the bung hole. Because of that, I came away pissed off after seeing it and have never been able to forgive it since)
Waterworld
Battlefield Earth
Crocodile Hunter thing

Honorable mention: The Boondock Saints (OK, not that bad, but I think it's severely overrated)

i've never seen much talk about the boondock saints. i dont' think it's overrated. it's a damn good movie. an action movie with good action, no sappy love story, and a simple buy good plot? what more can you ask for? this should be on the top 5 best movies of all time list.

1.) MetalStorm: The destruction of Jared-Syn
2.) MEGAFORCE
3.) Yor: The Hunter from the Future
4.) Death Race 2000
5.) Krull

what the hell is wrong with you people? death race 2000? Yor? YOR? THOSE ARE CLASSICS.

Leonard Part 6
Ishtar
Street fighter
Nothing But Trouble
Spice World

I defy anyone to find a person who loves any of those pieces of shit and all had well known actors in them.

Gah, Megaforce!

I see Unbreakable and Boondock Saints in this list, kinda shocking to see these, maybe not the all time greatest but far far from the bottom. I guess gone in 60 seconds and fast and the furious would be on the top five list.


1. what ever that Emmineminememnein movie was that I didnt see that just came out and is gone.

2. That last highlander
3. Megaforce (A big fuck you to Skogen for reminding me of this movie)
4. Unreleased Fantastic Four flick
5. Punisher, hmm any movie with Lundgren(sp?) prolly.

Overboard w (Adam Sandler)
Any movie w (olsen twins) cept in 2002 (they starting to look ripe)~
Starwars Episode 2
Volcano w (Tom Hanks)
Batman and Robin (1997) w Arnold Schwarzenegger as Mr. Freeze

Spice world
Waterworld
Indiana Jones and Raiders of the Lost Ark
Battlefield Earth
Any of the Friday the 13th movies, I truly dislike pure horror movies.

I can't believe anyone would say no to tremors! I liked that movie, and the sequel too, may just have been the explosions tho.

In no particular order:

Reign of Fire
To Wong Foo (that piece of shit from Snipes, Swayze, and Leguizamo)
Any movie from any pop artists
Any movie by Van Damme
Any movie from Eddie Murphy (except for NPI and II)

Tremors was great, you hooligan!!!
*Hugs*
Varia

1. The Fish that Saved Pittsburgh (proof yet again that athletes should not be in movies, although the afro's rocked!)
2. Battelfield Earth
3. Godzilla (the 1990's version of course)
4. McHale's Navy (The one staring Rosanne's pig)
5. The Bare Wench Project (taughted to be a sweet tit-flick...was lame, if not limp)


Jice: Leonard Part 6 was sweetness. That whole movie was my college thesis on why vegitarians are *evil*. Can't argue on the rest though

One that hasn't been mentioned yet and deserves to be recognized as shitty:

Caddyshack II

Waterworld
Ishtar
Star Wars Episode 1
Fight Club
Spy Games

Dungeons & Dragons
The Talented Mr Ripley
Godzilla (the recent hollywood fuckup version)
Batman 3+
Being John Malkovich

Brotherhood 3
Mars
Clueless
Ballistic: Excs vs Sever
Adam Sandler's 8 crazy nights

You people can really pick some rotten ones!

5. Battlefield Earth
4. Leonard Part 6 (thanks to Jice for the reminder)
3. The Avengers
2. Ishtar (I hate you Kilmoll)

And the worst movie was an Indiana Jones rip-off that actually made it to movie theaters in 1986, and stayed there for a couple weeks. I was a kid when I saw it, and so had no choice in the matter. I have never forgiven my parents for this, and they feel I'm justified in that stance.

1. Jake Speed

1. Brotherhood of the Suck
2. Brotherhood of the Suck
3. Brotherhood of the Suck
4. Crash
5. AP: Goldmember

I am pretty tolerant of movies and watch some weird shit. I liked a lot of the lists people said above. Some movies are weird but still enjoyable to watch for special effects and action scenes or just plain bad acting.

My worst 4(can't think of 5):
Mr. Deeds was bad, really painfully bad.
Battlefield Earth was horrid. An insult to a great book.
Steel Magnolias. Actually went to the play to impress a woman even though I hated the movie. I got up and left halfway through.
The crappy Armegeddon-type movie with Elijah Wood. 2 hours of crap waiting for the good 15 minutes of destruction at the end.

If you haven't seen a movie then stfu and don't say bad things about it. 8 Mile wasn't a wonderful movie but it wasn't half bad either. At least wait and see the movie before you judge it.

Deward

OMG! I totally agree with Kyo. Some of those movies are classics that should be safe from consideration.

1: Natural Born Killers
2: Kull
3: Any Jim Carey movie (tho he did a great job as the Riddler)
4: Snake Eyes (Cage just sucked in this.)
5: Highlander 2 (just pretend it was never made.)

I must admit that I like a lot of the movies on this thread for whatever reason. Especially Battlefield Earth!

I can't believe no one has mentioned:

Plan 9 from Outer Space

Truly the most horrible movie ever made. There are a lot of other sucky movies around, especially anything contaminated by Tom Cruise or Adam Sandler. But Plan 9 takes the cake by a huge margin, especially since it was supposed to be serious.

Highlander 2

Pretty much any Highlander movie after the first one.. Especially the last one (End Game - 4?). Could have done better special effects on a VIC 20.

Gah, 90% of the movies listed so far are my favorites.

Rivera Bladestrike wrote: Evil Dead

The fuck you say?!?! You should be ashamed of yourself. No really, you should.

Fast and the Furious (can't believe that hasn't been listed)
Thirteen Ghosts
Battlefield Earth
Resident Evil
15 Minutes

There are movies I hate even more, but I cant think of them.

/agree Zamtuk...cult classics like Evil Dead should be given' a reprieve from this topic...on with the shitty movies...

how about any movie from the MST3K showings?
I mean, if you didn't get to watch them with the Mystery Science Theatre cast, then they would really, really be shitty.

I can't believe no one has mentioned the worst movie ever made that you can't help but watch twice just to make SURE it really was as bad as it is...

Attack of the Killer Tomatoes

I think I gave up watching movies for a year after watching this one.

Don't even fuck with killer tomato's,


You better be drunk with a broom stick up your ass.

hehe, I can still sing most of the theme song.

how the hell u hate fight club kilmol?
hmm prolly a lot more movies that should be in this list and much worse movies i havnt seen
1.grease-watched 15 mins of it and based on that can be declared the worst movie ever made
2. blair witch project-come the fuck on
3.dead poets society-just sucked, too damn dramatic depressing and boring
4.prolly any teen movies
5."

Loads of bad movies but I'll go with recent ones and mostly bigger budget ones.

1. Artificial Intelligence (I don't care if the concept was good, the movie sucked and could have been 100X's better)
2. Star Wars: Episode I (I weep for original Star Wars fans)
3. Signs (sucked! I downloaded this movie. If I would have gone to the theaters and paid I may have strangled someone on my way out)
4. Dude, Where's My Car. (Total crap. Another movie I watched while playing EQ. I can assure you no one died in EQ while this movie was on)
5. Dungeons and Dragons (this movie would have been more interesting if they filmed a group of nerds playing pen and paper D&D around a table with NFL cheerleaders dressed in cave girl outfits cheering them on in the background)

1. Freddie Got Fingered
2. Waterworld
3. Gleaming the Cube
4. Wing Commander
5. Days of Thunder

Bah, Reign of Fire does not belong on that list !!

Hey Plup, nice sig. Clock work orange. GREAT MOVIE!

i cant believe noone has seen Jack Frost, the one thats supposed to be scary

Yeah Kcale i saw it. I thought it was cool. Keep in mind when I got it, I wasn't looking for oscar caliber performances, and was probably drunk.

anything with kevin costner
godfather 3
starwars ep.2

ack! on a different computer
i have 5 in my workspace
bonechip, veeshan

Kcale wrote:i cant believe noone has seen Jack Frost, the one thats supposed to be scary

I saw it. Didn't think it was scary. Odd though.

My kids liked it.

i saw it ...i thought it was more funny then scary ....i thought the best part was the shower scene with the carrot ...

Yup.

Jack Frost was funny as hell! Same with Uncle Sam, from the same company... funny shite

Any movie that made its way to the Lifetime Network
Any movie that jumped on the South Central bandwagon
Any movie where some beatnik tries to explain to me any symbolic part of a flick (yeah, ok, thanks for the 411 you hump)
Any subtitled movie
Monty Python