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Tarik: Look at me. I'm fat, black, can't dance, and I have two gay fathers. People have been messing with me my whole life. I learned a long time ago there's no sense getting all riled up every time a bunch of idiots give you a hard time. In the end, the universe tends to unfold as it should. Plus I have a really large penis. That keeps me happy.

Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle

(Maria is fucking hot)

Quote: So, is it just pool water that turns you into a sniveling girl, or all water?

Stewie Griffon: The Untold Story.

Quote: I want to know how the fuck the word "fuck" gets in the New York fucking Times.

That's from "Crazy People", although I can't remember who said it. Good movie though.

Ahh so here is one my many favorite quotes from one my my favorite movies...

QUOTE: "Well I ain't afraid of all them fuckin' skulls and altars and shit. I used to think if I died in an evil place then my soul wouldn't be able to make it to heaven. But now, fuck. I mean, I don't care where it goes as long it ain't here."

Apoclypse now.

"You keep using this word. I do not think it means what you think it means."

The Princess Bride

"As far back as I can remember I always wanted to be a gangster."

Goodfellas

"FUCK! ASS!"

Boondock Saints!

"I just threw up a little in my mouth."

Dodgeball

"You know what the bible says about fucking your sister? Don't!"

Say it Isn't So

Mine:

"Why don't you go back to your home on Whore Island!"

Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy



"This is what you get when you fuck around with yakuzas!"

Kill Bill

"I think i just filled the cup"

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

"That was my Virgin Alarm, it's programmed to go off before you do!"

Spaceballs.

"You've just found the marble in the oatmeal! You're a lucky lucky lucky little boy, 'cause you know why? You get to drink from the FIRE HOSE!"

UHF.

"Hell, I can get you a toe by three o'clock this afternoon... with nail polish."

The Big Lebowski

"You aint no daisy at all"

"tombstone"

"Shit, Fuck, SHITFUCK"

Blind Fury


"Let's go get sushi and not pay!"

Repo Man.

"What the hell are you? You're a fuckin' secretary. Fuck you. That's my message to ya: fuck you and you can kiss my ass and if you don't like it baby I'm going across the street to Jerry Graff, period, fuck you."

Glengarry Glen Ross

"It's tough out there.. You got drugs, crime, gorillas"

Pootie Tang

"Our apartment was so small, that mother made me play in the oven. Late at night I would listen to the voices of the American masters, Tony Tennille, Debby Boone, Anne Murray who was actually a Canadian working in the American idiom. And then there were the crypto-homo rockers: Lou Reed, Iggy Pop, David Bowie who was actually an idiom working in America and Canada. These artists, they left as deep an impression on me as that oven rack did on my face. To be a young American in muskrat love, soft as an easy chair not even the chair, I am I said, have I never been mellow? And the colored girls sing... doo do doo do doo do doo... but never with the melody. How could I do it better than Tony or Lou... HEY BOY, TAKE A WALK ON THE WILD SIDE!" (ok it's not from memory but )

Hedwig and the Angry Inch

Assumption is the mother of all fuckups

Under Siege

It's important to have a job that makes a difference, boys. That's why I manually masturbate caged animals for artificial insemination.

Clerks

Edwina: You mean you busted out of jail.
Evelle: No ma'am, We released ourselves on our own recognizance.
Gale: What Evelle here is trying to say is that we felt the institution no longer had anything to offer

Raising Arizona

"My brother and I said drowning in beer would be like heaven, but my brother ain't here and I got two soakers--this isn't heaven, this sucks!"

Strange Brew

"What an INCREDIBLE smell you've discovered!"

masteen wrote:Strange Brew

"What an INCREDIBLE smell you've discovered!"

Star Wars EP4 Harrison Ford


"I have come here today to chew bubblegum and kick ass....and I am all out of bubblegum"

They Live


"Yak loin! Good to keep yang up!"

The Golden Child

"I'm hungry. Let's get a taco."

Resevoir Dogs.

"I put too much cream cheese on Buddy's bagel and he threw it at me. But I learned a very valuable lesson... never put too much cream cheese on Buddy's bagel."

Swimming with Sharks

"Yeah, best run of the morning, man. Hey, were you on shrooms or what?"

Hot Dog the Movie

Look, man, if there's one thing I know, it's how to drive while I'm stoned. You know your perception is completely fucked so you just let your hands work the controls as if you were straight.

Heavy Metal (mmmm, good Nyborg man!)



"Say, uhhh, any you boys smithies?"

O Brother Where art thou


"If the milk turns out to be sour, I ain't the kinda pussy to drink it."

Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels

"It's sad that governments are chiefed by the double tongues. There is iron in your words of death for all Comanche to see, and so there is iron in your words of life. No signed paper can hold the iron. It must come from men. The words of Ten Bears carries the same iron of life and death. It is good that warriors such as we meet in the struggle of life... or death. It shall be life."

Outlaw Josey Wales

"No son, never. The blood stays on the blade. One day you'll understand."

kyoukan wrote:Outlaw Josey Wales

"No son, never. The blood stays on the blade. One day you'll understand."

Gangs of New York


"This is definitely where I parked my car"

Eurotrip

"I don't understand why women do it. I don't see how they can get any pleasure from it. It's gross and unnatural. It's not supposed to go up there. Frankly, I don't even understand why men want that kind of thing either."
"So you're opposed to women being involved in modern space exploration?"
"Absolutely! Frankly, I'd rather take it up the butt"

Deuce Bigalow

"Look at me. Look at me, okay? Technically, I shouldn't be getting laid, but I do. And do you know why, Dave? Because when I'm hanging out with a woman, that's all I'm doing is hanging out, talking, listening. I'm not sitting there thinking about how to get in bed with her. And this completely confuses them because they're saying "Wait a minute. I'm so much better looking than this guy. Isn't he attracted to me?" The basic principle: We pursue that which retreats from us."

The Tao of Steve

"I'm the Anti-Christ. You got me in a vendetta kind of mood. You tell the angels in heaven you never seen evil so singularly personified as you did in the face of the man who killed you."

True Romance.

"You see, we have parents that love us. You don't because you're just a little orphan."

Shanghai Knights

"Play Misty for me"

Play Misty for Me

"Who? Who? What are you, a fucking owl? "

Heat

"I like to watch"

shit..opps

Being There

Excuse me, miss? There seems to be a mistake. I believe I ordered the *large* cappuccino.

(This was in response to Mawafu's 'I like to watch' quote, not gnomies' non sequiteur)

So I married an axe murderer.


"You look fine"
"I didnt ask..."

Batman


"Is this a goddamn?"

Beavis and Butthead.

Why are you wearing that stupid human suit?

Donnie Darko.



"You gotta keep your powder dry and your pecker hard, and the world will turn"