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ROFL What's this guy doing with a webpage
Posted: September 14, 2005, 1:41 pm
by Adex_Xeda
This made me laugh for some reason.
Here's a clean webpage and a topic that just doesn't seem often discussed on the web.
http://www.deltablues.net/cracklin.html
Posted: September 14, 2005, 2:04 pm
by Bubba Grizz
Mmmm cracklins. what exactly is that again?
Posted: September 14, 2005, 2:18 pm
by Sumdaor
About as nasty as pigsfeet, no one talks about it adex because its disgusting!
Posted: September 14, 2005, 3:04 pm
by Noysyrump
mmmmmmmm bacon
Posted: September 14, 2005, 3:15 pm
by masteen
OMG CRACKLINS!!!
I dated this girl in college, her family owned a farm just outside of Gainesville. One weekend (I guess after they slaughtered some hogs) they had a big ass cookout, and they made a whole mess of these. They're like pork rinds, only better.
After the cookout, we had sex in the barn. Love them country girls

Posted: September 14, 2005, 3:20 pm
by StupidMcDupid
Damn Masteen you hit the jackpot there

Posted: September 14, 2005, 3:29 pm
by Bubba Grizz
masteen wrote:OMG CRACKLINS!!!
I dated this girl in college, her family owned a farm just outside of Gainesville. One weekend (I guess after they slaughtered some hogs) they had a big ass cookout, and they made a whole mess of these. They're like pork rinds, only better.
After the cookout, we had sex in the barn. Love them country girls

So the hoggin paid off all the way around?
Posted: September 14, 2005, 4:03 pm
by Marbus
They are real "pork rinds." The Pork Rinds you buy in the store are suppose to taste like these... some are closer than others and some are actually closer to this but with a lot of processing.
I remember growing up one of my best friends moms worked at a packing plant. She was originally from LA and knew all about cookin' some cracklins and use bring big boxes of extra skin home to make'em up every month or so... mmmm mmmm good. We didn't need any popcorn or chips at his house, we had fried pigskin with nice hardy layer of fat on it. Grab a bowl full of those and a Coca-Cola and we were ready for some football!
Man... reading that makes me want a big ole mess of 'em right now!
Marb
PS - Cank, I bet you've had some Cracklin' haven't ya?
Posted: September 14, 2005, 4:55 pm
by Adex_Xeda
Did you guys bother reading the whole article?
The guy has a rather charming prose.
Posted: September 14, 2005, 5:06 pm
by Chidoro
Why eat pork when there's perfectly good pig by-products a-waistin
I can hear the conversation now:
'Hey, let's fry the pig fat in that liquid fat over there'
'could work'
it's times like this that make me hate the fact that insurance is a pool of people
Posted: September 14, 2005, 5:07 pm
by Bubba Grizz
I read some but then I got a hankerin for some bacon.
Posted: September 14, 2005, 5:23 pm
by miir
Adex_Xeda wrote:Did you guys bother reading the whole article?
The guy has a rather charming prose.
The whole site is rife with southern charm.
Posted: September 14, 2005, 6:00 pm
by Chidoro
Hey, I'm prosing right now!
Posted: September 14, 2005, 6:21 pm
by Sumdaor
This story was full of southern charm
http://www.deltablues.net/tent.html
The thought crossed my mind that voyeurism isn't a nice activity. But the devil won.
Posted: September 14, 2005, 6:42 pm
by Hesten
That webpage basically scream redneck. But hell, at least hes not living in a trailer, could be worse

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Apart from that, my arteries cried out just reading about that "food"

Posted: September 14, 2005, 6:49 pm
by masteen
It's bad for your heart, but good for the soul.

Posted: September 14, 2005, 6:56 pm
by Aabidano
Pork rinds are great, cracklins are another matter unless they're fresh. The ones they sell in the stores are totally nasty.
Imagine bagged, deep fried bacon fat that's sat on a shelf for 3-4 months.
Posted: September 14, 2005, 11:09 pm
by Chidoro
I imagine it's just as nasty as the fresh off the bone/meat/anythingbutfat
Bag it, don't bag it, think about it being bagged, I imagine it would be awful
Posted: September 14, 2005, 11:20 pm
by Aabidano
Think of fried salt pork with the skin on, or very thick bacon. It's pretty good stuff hot and fresh. About 2 hours later the skin turns to leather as the grease soaks into it, the fatty part is a lot like a firm sponge soaked in rancid bacon grease.
Almost the whole Alabama side of my family in my grampa's generation died of heart disease. They ate everything but the squeal.
Posted: September 14, 2005, 11:39 pm
by Sirensa
I always wondered what a "juke joint" was.... and now I kinda know.. kinda...
Cute site though

Posted: September 14, 2005, 11:50 pm
by Boogahz
Now it's time to head outside and cook the cracklins. Believe me–you don't want to cook cracklins on your kitchen stove.
It'll heat up your kitchen something awful.
It makes a terrible mess.
Your house will smell like cracklins for months.
You might burn down your house
word
Posted: September 15, 2005, 12:04 am
by Canelek
Cracklin's are a natural aphrodisiac. Masteen got some hot slippery bacon loving.