VeeshanVault

Howdy vault. Im going to do a little experimnet. Im gonna to post something that I dont think is funny. Then I will return in 6 hours, drunk, and try once again to NOT be funny.

Clock, whats with a clock? Its not like a C that is locked. hahahah. Today, I was riding a bike and I ran into an old lady. Since walk and talk are almost the same word, can we just twalk? lalalala.

see ya in 6 hours'ish
I love you guys


My name is SPaRTY (its french)

Been taking your wife's medication with some booze again?

Sparty, go back to being teh funny

Heloo bitches and ho's
Tonight some fat bitch kept hitting on me at the bar. I told that bitch that shes not fat, she just plays one in real life. I could have titty fucked her shoulder blades. Ide rather fuck a dead cow....again. Before I got rid of the fat chick, I sliped a date rape pill in her drink. I figured some black fella would jump all over that chance. (My best friends black, so Im aloud to make fun of them). After getting rid of the pleasently plump lady, I hit the dance floor. Being a goofy white boy surrounded by mexican and black dancers that could be doubling for MJ, that didnt last long. Speaking of Michael Jackson, how the fuck does this guy have kids? The guy fondles kids and monkeys, paints himself white, looses his nose, looks like a fucking alien, and still manages to have kids. Fuck that bitch. Im still trying to meet someone who's not deaf (blind stripper would be nice), and this alien Michael Jackson is fucking women and having kids. Im can be bad to. I can put my feet behind my head and lick the tip of my penis. Bet that bitch cant do that. Sorry for no paragraphs, if you dont like it, you can suck my left nut costello. After the dance floor
scene, me and my friends decided to hit this dirty bar in the bad part of town. The beauty of this place is that every dirty old bag in town goes there, so your almost gurranteed to get laid. Even if your bald. My luck, my deaf wife was there. She was pretty pissed that i was there. I signed to her that we were lost and came in to ask for directions. Then she signed back that shes not hearing that and quickly snapped her finger at me. Well no fucking duh shes not hearing that, shes deaf. fucking retard. So, we left the dirty bar and headed to the beach side. 12 yr old runnaways are > then old dirty bags anyways. On the beachside we ran into my cousin Tonya. Man, If I didnt have morals, Ide fuck the shit out of her. We also ran into My uncle joe. Some may remember uncle joe. That son of a bitch has no arms. I wish I had no arms, then I could get food stamps. While on the beachside, I saw some old lady that needed help crossing the street, so I threw a rock at her and then raped her. Nah, Im just kidding, i didnt really throw a rock at her. wow, im so drunk, i just set here looking at the screen for like 3 minutes without doing anything. Fuck you bitches that are here in the place.
love,
Sparty

so much for sparty

Hold me.

/em holds Aslanna while eyeing sparty, deciding weather or not to laugh

Second post was teh funney!

lol...i swear you get more and more fucked up Sparty

Sparty, you need to write a book, ide buy it

Drunk Sparty > sober Sparty

12 yr. old runaways > ALL