VeeshanVault

"Hi, yeah, I'd like 7-4-1 straight and box
8-2-4 straight and box
0-1-2 straight and box
3-4-5 straight and box
straight and box
straight and box
straight and box
straight and box
straight and box
straight and box

"how much is that"?
"$23"
"OK. Give me 4-4-3-1 straight and box
9-8-7-6 straight and box
straight and box
straight and box
straight and box
straight and box
2-3-4-5 on the wheel (hohh no, what the fuck is the wheel?)
on the wheel
on the wheel
on the wheel
on the wheel "
"Did I say 7-4-1"?
"yes"
"ok, give me 7-4-1 straight and box
I know nothing about money, straight and box
I'm a lifetime clod, straight and box
mama needs a new carton of smokes, straight and box
I only want 60 cents on the dollar, straight and box"

you do not make sense.

mia wrote:you do not make sense.

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE JACKASS!

While I will not jackass my girlfriend.. I will concur that this makes no sense and is therefore retarded.

Is she a spitter too? Or does she prefer to be less confrontational and swallow?

Wow aslanna. Thank you for taking posts on a message board to a level of complete and utter disrespect. You do not know her from a hole in the wall and have no right to say something like that, regardless of whether you were joking or not.

Until today I have not been disgusted by something someone posted on these forums, but I guess all good things come to an end.

Edit: Upon further thought, I just wanted to thank you further. It took me several months of her reading these boards to get her to post, because she was afraid she wouldn't be able to say anything without someone attacking her.

I told her that most of the time, that wouldn't be true. So there goes all my work. Not that you care. Thanks a lot, I appreciate it.

Funkmasterr wrote: Until today I have not been disgusted by something someone posted on these forums, but I guess all good things come to an end.

That may because your girlfriend hasn't posted until today. Things are closer to home when someone you know is involved. Mia will do just fine here if she has the thick skin needed to post on this board.

Being called a jackass, cumdumpster, etc is always a possibility here.

I generally won't flame someone unless they've insulted me or a Shaolin Temple...if insulting a Shaolin Temple is enough to piss off Bruce Lee than it's enough to piss me off too!

Damn Funk you whine like a 3 year old losing the ice cream off their cone, if you brought your girlfriend here, you are at fault for anything she is exposed to, and if you think she cannot handle Aslanna, you are really in trouble now.

I will not jackass her, because it is so clear that YOU are the jackass in the relationship.

mia wrote:you do not make sense.

Then you obviously have never been held up buying a slurpee because some perma poor jackass was taking 20 minutes to purchase lottery tickets

No mercy on the new, jackass to all

Funkmasterr wrote:Wow aslanna. Thank you for taking posts on a message board to a level of complete and utter disrespect. You do not know her from a hole in the wall and have no right to say something like that, regardless of whether you were joking or not.

Until today I have not been disgusted by something someone posted on these forums, but I guess all good things come to an end.

My heart bleeds for Mr. Sensitive, right after posting about New Orleans-

Funkmasterr wrote:all the people that rebuild after this and get wiped out again will be getting laughed at by me when they get slammed again.

Yes, it should be a wake up call. But if you are too stubborn ignorant to realize this, its your fault and no one elses.

So basically, you can get offended by a mild insult to your girlfriend because you worked OMG TIRELESSLY TO GET HER TO JOIN THE VEESHANVAULT ONLINE COMMUNITY and be filled with self-righteous anger about all that gosh darned disrespect around here, while at the same time you openly mock people on here who have lost friends, family, and everything they've own?

I admit, I laughed out loud because of how self-absorbed you are. What kind of conceited piece of shit can honestly do that? You are the type of totally worthless human being that could give two shits about anyone or anything else that lacks a direct impact on you.

So yeah, go fuck yourself about your girlfriend getting upset.

dude this is VV ... everyone is a target

and in saying that .... Auburn > Bama bitches!!!! =-D (lots of love sylvos) =-)

We have potential!

Aslanna wrote:Is she a spitter too? Or does she prefer to be less confrontational and swallow?

You still havent answered the question.....

Chidoro wrote:

mia wrote:you do not make sense.

Then you obviously have never been held up buying a slurpee because some perma poor jackass was taking 20 minutes to purchase lottery tickets

she spent more money than you. so her time is worth more, slurpee boy.

and in saying that .... Auburn > Bama bitches!!!! =-D (lots of love sylvos) =-)

bzzzzfuckingzzzzt

Assuming our entire god damned backfield doesn't go down again this year, Auburn has no chance!

Then you obviously have never been held up paying for $37 in gas because some perma poor jackass was taking 20 minutes to purchase lottery tickets.

Ph yeah on the spitting swallowing thing, anyone too uptight to do anything else than laugh at that question is going to a spitter.

kyoukan wrote:

Chidoro wrote:

mia wrote:you do not make sense.

Then you obviously have never been held up buying a slurpee because some perma poor jackass was taking 20 minutes to purchase lottery tickets

she spent more money than you. so her time is worth more, slurpee boy.

maybe, but the store made less. Since you don't seem to know, they don't actually make money running the lottery machines. It's fitting I guess since the idiots spending $30 a day for the chance to win $300 don't make money either

Michigan and Ohio lottery sales they make 5cents for every dollar ticket, and they get a small payment if someone buys a big winner there.

But next to the hassle? Yeah they make more on a slurpee than they do on 20 bucks in tickets.

Do you actually talk during the course of the day, Kwon, or just carry around a stack of pictures to convey your view of the world?

Back to the issue here....

Mia. welcome aboard, jackass.

Funk. Really champ, you have waaaay too much anger[dotdotdot]

Jackass Mia!

Funk, shut up, forever, preferably using a gun as some form of silencing device.

Sad that pic has the line about L Harvey Oswald, you know, that kind of shit gets people sent to jail.

Chidoro wrote:maybe, but the store made less. Since you don't seem to know, they don't actually make money running the lottery machines. It's fitting I guess since the idiots spending $30 a day for the chance to win $300 don't make money either

you think shop owners do it out of a sense of altruism to the state? most places make 5 cents on the dollar for tickets they sell. a friend of mine in alberta owns a video store and he sells lotto tickets. money he makes from that machine alone pays his lease and his utility bills.

Aslanna crossed a line I have not once crossed on this board. She can say jackass or whatever else she wants.. But you do not take some pent up frustration you have for me out on someone you know nothing about. Insult me all you want, but keep me and her separate. Sorry I said anything.

Nick wrote:Jackass Mia!

Funk, shut up, forever, preferably using a gun as some form of silencing device.

Right, because anything I said on this post justified what you said. There are seriously some of you on this board whose family could be raped and murdered in front of you before you are tortured and put out of your misery, and it wouldn't make me bat an eye. Now you have a reason to call me an insensitive asshole.

Funkmasterr wrote:

Nick wrote:Jackass Mia!

Funk, shut up, forever, preferably using a gun as some form of silencing device.

Right, because anything I said on this post justified what you said. There are seriously some of you on this board whose family could be raped and murdered in front of you before you are tortured and put out of your misery, and it wouldn't make me bat an eye. Now you have a reason to call me an insensitive asshole.

And you expect people on this message board to be 'appropriate' to your girlfriend?

To be perfectly honest Thess, I no longer care. I have no patience for people in general, especially people who piss me off. I will no longer be posting on this website unless I have something negative to say, don't want to break everyone elses pattern.

If it can be made fun of, someone on this board, sometimes many, will make fun of it. Get used to it, or leave.

Sionistic wrote:If it can be made fun of, someone on this board, sometimes many, will make fun of it. Get used to it, or leave.

Just to keep you informed, I take orders from no one, this includes you. If someone on this board came flat out and said "I absolutely do not tolerate someone talking about *whatever* "I would respect that and not comment on it. There are plenty of times I have bit my tongue because I didn't have anything nice to say, but I will no longer do it, and I could care less how much any of you don't like it.

Get off your fucking high horse, anyone who actually takes this board seriously even for a second is a grade a tard. Chill out and gives those eyes a wee dry.

And it's veeshanvault for fuck sake, why would you bite your tongue?

Kyleres fat, Noel shaves his legs like a woman wearing perfume, im a faggoty liberal leprechaun, the fnord rim each other, kyouks a dyke, ASSlana, Winnow is a tard, kilmolls a nazi, Ebumar is gay, everyone else is a bastard - it doesn't fuckin matter anyway mate, unless someone challenged you to a duel to teh dealth, like Xanupox or someone.

Oh yeah, so shes a spitter I take it? Otherwise you wouldn't be so angry with and like any other normal person might blush and go "oh yeah, that girl sure does know how to swallow a good lot of cum, i'm so fukin proud of her - hi 5"

Peace.

Nick wrote:Get off your fucking high horse dipshit, we all could care less about what you think or feel.

Anyone who actually takes this board seriously is a grade a tard. Chill the fuck out and dry your eyes.

quoted so I dont have to type the same thing

Nick wrote:Get off your fucking high horse dipshit, we all could care less about what you think or feel.

Anyone who actually takes this board seriously is a grade a tard. Chill the fuck out and dry your eyes.

Btw, still no answer on the spit or swallow thing

I don't take the majority of stuff here seriously, and I am done preaching my point because none of you fucking ingrates listen anyhow. I am crying over nothing, I am just merely commenting on how I am going to show you all exactly how much of an asshole I can be. Too bad for you there isn't a stfu button anymore cause I can assure you a lot of you will be dying to put me on it soon.

Carefull, you might annoy your girlfriend too!

Don't feel the need to prove to us how much of an asshole you are nipple boy, we already know.

Man Funk reeks of sexual frustration, not only does she spit, but she will not do anal I bet, and he has to turn the lights off before she takes off any of her clothes.

Man, listen to Savage at the Voice, oral is not considered above and beyond anymore.

Kylere wrote:Man Funk reeks of sexual frustration, not only does she spit, but she will not do anal I bet, and he has to turn the lights off before she takes off any of her clothes.

Man, listen to Savage at the Voice, oral is not considered above and beyond anymore.

In case you are trying to get more of a rise out of me, you are failing miserably. You are a moron, you always have been, and always will be. And I am incredibly far from the first person that has said this to you.

Oh yes, I forgot, are you claiming we are ungrateful because of what exactly? Your presence?

Seriously?

Insert flame here.

Funkmasterr wrote:

Kylere wrote:Man Funk reeks of sexual frustration, not only does she spit, but she will not do anal I bet, and he has to turn the lights off before she takes off any of her clothes.

Man, listen to Savage at the Voice, oral is not considered above and beyond anymore.

In case you are trying to get more of a rise out of me, you are failing miserably. You are a moron, you always have been, and always will be. And I am incredibly far from the first person that has said this to you.

So no one gets a rise out of you? That explains why you are so uptight about sex.

No actually, I am not uptight about sex. It is not as much the comment the stupid fucking bitch aslanna made that upset me, it's the fact she can't keep her bitter feelings about me directed at me. My girlfriend and I have a perfectly fine sexual life. I have not once dated someone who did not swallow, including the girl I am currently with. Although that has absolutely nothing to do with anything.

You don't have to believe me, she will post whenever she is done playing apples 2 apples with her brother and sister in law.

And just because my opinion of you is so high, and I would love to give you all the material you could possibly use. I would post a picture of her and myself, but I do not have any webspace and am not sure on how to go about posting it in the rl thread. Too bad, im sure you would love that.

you say ebu is gay like it's a bad thing.

swallow.

secondly, i have decided to read/post on veeshan on my own.

and lastly...what is the difference who's girlfriend i am or am not. if you want to jackass me or whateter, that is fine. i can take it. i obviously have my own life, as well as my own opinions. i can post what i want and do not agree with funk on everything...who does?... but regardless, that has nothing to do with posting here...our opinions...nor sex life.

OMFG, and I have to be in Warren @ 8 for some Chinookies.... ok, now I am laughing thanks to you motherfuckers (and I do indeed love you). Now....

OK.

Here is the deal. We will stop getting you all frustrated and angry for no less than 20 pics of Mia naked.

That ok?

PS: Nothing against you, Mia, we pretty much like people that show up and tell everyone to fuck off...that works well here, as in real life.

As for you Funk....well, lol?


PS: lol?

kyoukan wrote:you say ebu is gay like it's a bad thing.

Nothing wrong with Ebu being gay...well, unless you are killmoll and have repressed homoteenager desires towards ebu himself... that make sense?

I AM AWARE OF YOUR FEELINGS TOWARDS EBUMAR, KILLMOLL!!! HERETIC, HERETIC, HERETIC!!!

Canelek wrote:OMFG, and I have to be in Warren @ 8 for some Chinookies.... ok, now I am laughing thanks to you motherfuckers (and I do indeed love you). Now....

OK.

Here is the deal. We will stop getting you all frustrated and angry for no less than 20 pics of Mia naked.

That ok?

PS: Nothing against you, Mia, we pretty much like people that show up and tell everyone to fuck off...that works well here, as in real life.

As for you Funk....well, lol?

PS: lol?

To be honest with you. I would post a nude pic of the two of us together if mia would let me (you will see the second coming of your non existent christ before this happens) just to show you that she has no bruises (for all the people that say I beat on women. That she is in fact attractive, and to basically prove all the stereo types that have been thrown my direction wrong.

Funkmasterr wrote:I am crying over nothing

Couldn't have said it better myself.

Funkmasterr wrote:Wow aslanna. Thank you for taking posts on a message board to a level of complete and utter disrespect. You do not know her from a hole in the wall and have no right to say something like that, regardless of whether you were joking or not.

Until today I have not been disgusted by something someone posted on these forums, but I guess all good things come to an end.

Edit: Upon further thought, I just wanted to thank you further. It took me several months of her reading these boards to get her to post, because she was afraid she wouldn't be able to say anything without someone attacking her.

I told her that most of the time, that wouldn't be true. So there goes all my work. Not that you care. Thanks a lot, I appreciate it.

You could have just said 'spitter'.