When is the worst time
Posted: August 31, 2005, 1:10 pm
to Fart?
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Posted: August 31, 2005, 1:13 pm
I'm goin' to go with just before you were going to kiss someone the first time...
Posted: August 31, 2005, 1:24 pm
Why would the shower ever be a bad place to fart? I mean...unless you weren't alone in there or something. By yourself in the shower seems like a great place to fart.
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Posted: August 31, 2005, 1:31 pm
Cause all the ass particals end up on you. Also it is an enclosed space in which you can't really escape so you'd die on your own methane.
Posted: August 31, 2005, 1:38 pm
Well...getting the ass particles on you shouldn't be a problem in the shower...probably about the best place to get rid of them. Now I can see farting in the tub being an issue cause then you're bathing in stinky fart water (though it's still fun to watch the bubbles)
And what kind of monstrous farting sessions are you having that you'd worry about dying from the methane? Jebus...just turn on the fan
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And what kind of monstrous farting sessions are you having that you'd worry about dying from the methane? Jebus...just turn on the fan
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Posted: August 31, 2005, 2:20 pm
I had a hard time deciding between a restaurant and during sex. I went with the sex.
Posted: August 31, 2005, 2:43 pm
I may have to change mine to during sex just to cover while someone is performing oral sex on you...
Posted: August 31, 2005, 2:47 pm
Dentist by far. Last thing you want is some dentist doing some crappy rush job in your mouth with a drill because he can't stand the stench.
Farting while running on a treadmill sucks too, because no matter how fast you run, you never get away from the smell.
Farting while running on a treadmill sucks too, because no matter how fast you run, you never get away from the smell.
Posted: August 31, 2005, 4:06 pm
How can you not have an option for a crowded elevator?
Posted: August 31, 2005, 4:10 pm
Because crowded elevators deserve to have someone fart in them, its Murphy's Law.
Posted: August 31, 2005, 4:25 pm
Except during sex and in nice restaurants, it's always an appropriate time to pinch one off. Especially in a store with displays you can see over or in any fast food establishment.
Posted: August 31, 2005, 5:12 pm
Seriosly, Butt jokes are so immature, why dont you get a life and stop beeing such a child, Geeeezsh....
lets see if anyone here gets it. Noone did in lower guk
lets see if anyone here gets it. Noone did in lower guk
Posted: August 31, 2005, 5:23 pm
A silent but deadly one or a noisy one? You may be able to pawn it off on the dental assistant.
Posted: August 31, 2005, 10:10 pm
Noysyrump wrote:Seriosly, Butt jokes are so immature, why dont you get a life and stop beeing such a child, Geeeezsh....
lets see if anyone here gets it. Noone did in lower guk
Ass to hand?
Posted: August 31, 2005, 10:36 pm
Noiseyrump is subtle like a sharp stickNoysyrump wrote:Seriosly, Butt jokes are so immature, why dont you get a life and stop beeing such a child, Geeeezsh....
lets see if anyone here gets it. Noone did in lower guk
Seriously tho, what could be worse then passin gas when ya get head?
Posted: August 31, 2005, 10:42 pm
Having her pass gas when you are the one going down!Pherr the Dorf wrote:Seriously tho, what could be worse then passin gas when ya get head?
Posted: September 1, 2005, 10:31 am
One Upsmanship , going down on HER and doing a little Rim Job , and pphhhhrrrrttttt
Posted: September 1, 2005, 8:06 pm
Believe it was hand to Ass, but i was refering to my name beein an ass joke... Too many people thought i was seriose when id get all offended at the "Ass" coments in /ooc. =)Boogahz wrote:Noysyrump wrote:Seriosly, Butt jokes are so immature, why dont you get a life and stop beeing such a child, Geeeezsh....
lets see if anyone here gets it. Noone did in lower guk
Ass to hand?
Posted: September 1, 2005, 9:11 pm
in a closed box.