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Chuck Norris is way cool.
Posted: August 29, 2005, 12:03 pm
by Sylvus
Chuck Norris wrote every episode of Walker - Texas Ranger. What some people don't know is that he also wrote "Lick It Up" for the popular band KISS.
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Posted: August 29, 2005, 12:51 pm
by Arborealus
In 1988 Chuck Norris walked into Hanna-Barbera studios armed with an AK-47 and held the writting team of Scooby-Doo hostage until they agreed never to use the character Scrappy-Doo in any of their cartoons ever again. Norris was awarded with the Congressional Medal of Honor for this act.
Posted: August 29, 2005, 1:45 pm
by Lynks
One day while Chuck Norris was filming Delta Force 2, he noticed something really big and rocky floating in the sky. So he built this thing called a "rocket" and "flew" it up to a place we now know as "the Moon". After saying something really memorable like, "Twenty pizzas! It must be those damn kids again!" or, "Seraphim in seaweed swim where stick-limbed Myla lies," he returned to Earth and discovered the Cretaceous Era shortly before wrapping Delta Force 2 (which one Best Picture for three years straight).
Posted: August 29, 2005, 3:07 pm
by Xouqoa
Posted: August 29, 2005, 4:06 pm
by Tenuvil
Chuck Norris lives in my neighborhood and he'd beat your fucking ass if he saw this shit.
Posted: August 30, 2005, 12:19 am
by Canelek
Dude used to advertise those bluejeans with the extra give in the crotch for HIGH KICKIN'!
Posted: August 30, 2005, 12:57 am
by Dexail
Chuck Norris likes Pina Coladas, but fucking hates getting caught in the rain.
Posted: August 30, 2005, 1:38 am
by Mr Bacon
Instead of having a cigarette after sex, Chuck Norris heads outside and brands his cattle.
Posted: August 30, 2005, 9:51 am
by Sylvos
oh no, not again.
Chuck Norris created Tang.
Posted: August 30, 2005, 10:24 am
by Fairweather Pure
Chuck Norris is the leading cause of childhood obesity in America.
Posted: August 30, 2005, 10:47 am
by miir
Unlike Mr. T, Chuck Norris doesn't pity the fool. He roundhouse kicks him.
Posted: August 30, 2005, 10:53 am
by Zamtuk
Chuck Norris invented babies because he got tired of eating the same old thing.
Posted: August 30, 2005, 11:17 am
by Animalor
I hear that Chuck Norris captured Saddam Hussien with his magical Lasso Thong and ninjastar/Sherrif Badge
Posted: August 30, 2005, 11:26 am
by Zaelath
A Chuck Norris took my dingo!
Posted: August 30, 2005, 12:14 pm
by Burke
Chuck Norris promised a Gypsy that he would eat San Francisco when Duke Nukem Forever is released. That's why it has been pushed back so many times.
Posted: August 30, 2005, 3:20 pm
by cid
Bruce Lee kicked his ASS!!!!!!!!
Posted: August 30, 2005, 3:51 pm
by nobody
conan obrian is really chuck norris
Posted: August 30, 2005, 7:42 pm
by Noysyrump
Chuck Norris invented the internet.
Posted: August 30, 2005, 7:47 pm
by Animalor
Chuck Norris is really Al Gore
Posted: August 30, 2005, 9:14 pm
by Winnow
cid wrote:Bruce Lee kicked his ASS!!!!!!!!
It would take like 50 Bruce Lees to take down Chuck Norris!
Posted: August 30, 2005, 10:25 pm
by Spang
Chuck Norris melts faces.
Re: Chuck Norris is way cool.
Posted: December 3, 2009, 2:04 pm
by Sylvus