VeeshanVault

Another day of being bored at work and this thought popped into my head.
What are 3 of your most favorite feelings? (NOT sexual, because otherwise thats all that would be on here)

in no significant order...

1. Laying down in bed after a very hard or long day, where its just so comfortable and great that you fall asleep in less than a minute

2. When you're fishing and you get a huge fish on the line, it makes the waiting part well worth it (any fellow fisher would understand).

3. Putting on clothes straight from the dryer, that or using a blanket straight from the dryer.

I had more/better ones in my head and then when i came to actually write it all down i forgot them but oh well, all of these feelings I enjoy greatly. Anyways, share your opinions!

1. Winning poker tournaments

2. keeping a main tank alive.

3. knowing that my nipples are not freakishly lop-sided.


You are becoming 'Son of Pilsbury'

when you have had to piss forever and you feel like your going to bust ... then you take one of those nice long 40 second pee's .... afterwards you feel so refreshed =-P

crap, that was one of mine that i forgot about drasta haha, its so amazingly refreshing and relieving.

Seebs... ok? I guess that its cool for you to be obsessed with my nipples. Id rather you just act like a normal straight guy and overlook the fact that they are lopsided due to the position I was in in that picture, but hey, whatever floats your boat kid! If you care so much, I can post another picture to show you its the way im holding the fish/spear. However it would be easier for you to stfu =(

Cold beer after an intense game of hockey

Banging a drive 350 yards out exactly where you wanted it on the golf course...or basically having any particular golf shot work out exactly as you wanted it to

Hug from the wife after a hard day


Narm

Pissing on a passed out homeless derelict.

Stabbing a hooker before paying her.

Slapping a nun.

Please post more pictures of yourself. We are all dying to know how your parents summer vacation is going and how poorly your girlfriend photographs.

Dude, iit doesn't take a cum guzzler to notice that your teets are a good three inches off. I mean, its not a camera trick. It's like your pecs are winking at me. Maybe a lung collapsed and you just haven't noticed.

Gay guys, back me up on this, is something seriously wrong with this guys nippilege?

HAHAHHA Sylvos...

Hmm, top three non sexual feelings, eh?

Scoring 100% on lab finals.

The "psshht" that happens when you open a fresh cold beer, it gets my juices rolling.

Waking up after a nice 10 hour sleep.

In no particular order, ofcourse.

An ice cold pillow under my head.

Creating a town/Country/World on any map editor

Chilling on the bed with my better half watching a good series.

Hrm... Gonna have to say (in no particular order)

A super hot bubble bath on a freezing cold day - where you're chilled to the bone...

Waking up from a perfect nap with a warm puppy curled up on one side of you and a warm kitten on the other...

Sipping drinks poolside in the tropics

haha, man you're a joke. my parents summer vacation? where did you get that from? how about we end this coversation/debate seeing as you have only seen 1 picture of me to judge your nipple obsession on. that and its pointless

Being able to watch a movie from beginning to end without interuption.

Listening to my 2 year old sing to herself.

and I'll end with a poem

nothing so sweet
nothing so fine
as taking a shit
on company time

1) Spring afternoon with cool breezes and warm sun, sitting on a porch swing, sipping a mint julep from a condensation covered pewter cup, reading walker percy (faulkner, toole) and smelling jasmine in the air...

2) The scorched pumpkin and burning leaves smell of a brisk october night, leaves crunching under foot and tingles on the back of your neck like something is watching you from the shadows...

3) The synergy of really connecting with an audience when I'm singing...

Nipple 1 0



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Being out on saltwater first thing in the morning. Inshore, offshore, doesn't matter.

A great lunch.

A huge midmorning turd, preferably at work.

Doesn't take much to make me happy.

I don't think there is anything in the world as good as coming home to my two dogs who are so happy to see me that they are going bonkers when I pull into the driveway.

Rolling bones at a very hot craps table in Vegas is a close second.

I guess a night game at LSU football when they are kicking ass is pretty nice too.

reading this thread.. it's a feeling like I've never felt before

I think you've tapped into my feminine side. I feel strange, shit Draxx, you really do have irregular tits. I find that...intriguing

Waking up slightly late for work, then realizing its your day off and you can just lay there and relax.

Getting home from work and beeing supprised to see your Girlfriends car parked out front cause she's waiting for you... hasnt happened in years.

Having the band playing at a club come and introduce there friends to YOU!

Hahaha, both of you are funny, let me tell ya! I'm willing to bet that both of you losers have fat man boobs, and neither one of you would dare post a picture of yourself without a shirt on because you are afraid of getting made fun of. I really could care less what you guys say, I am completely happy with my body, and so is my girlfriend, and thats all that matters. But hey... nice try on the insult guys... you really hurt my feelings
If you want to argue with me more about this ridiculously stupid topic, make a new thread and post a picture of yourself without a shirt on, so we can all make fun of your man boobs, but they are cool because your nipples line up, even if they are 4 inches lower than they should be, right?


grow up

Wow. I never said you had a terrible body, your body is adequate and any average band member would kill for it. your girlfriend is very lucky to have beefcake like yourself.

But Dude, your tits need to be documented with Barnum and Bailey or Ripley's Believe it or not. Your chest is like a Escher Painting, stairstepping around your torso unto infinity.

Are your nuts the same level? Do you have awkward saggage down there as well? Does it make you limp?

:Let me get this straight; you wish t have a pose down on VV? Are you aware on how retarded you have just become?

As for my teets? They are parallel and perky. I am not as narcissitic as you, so I will refrain from posting the goods.

However, if you wish to post your chickies not-yet-finished-developing tits, feel free.

kk thx.

Running barefoot through the endless hot sand, finally arriving with your feet in the cool, sinkable, ocean sand.

Remembering that thing you couldnt remember two days before that bugged the hell out of you.

I guess a night game at LSU football when they are kicking ass is pretty nice too

That is a great feeling, OOOOoooo the euphoria!!

I have to say taking a shower, drying off, and then getting back in bed. nirvana for the soul=)

1.a Hearing my twin HKS SSQV's blow when I shift to second and see the front bumper of my competition in my rear view.

1.b Watching the head settle on a Guiness after a long/hard day at work.

2. Going with Seebs on this one, taking down a full holdem tournament.

3. Jumping (from 15000ft)

4. Diving

5. Stepping to the edge of Mt. Fuji summit and looking back down at the tops of the clouds you just walked/hiked/climbed through.

6. Snooze button

edit: spelling > me (as always)

Momopi wrote:I guess a night game at LSU football when they are kicking ass is pretty nice too.

You mean a night game at LSU after an afternoon of tailgating, it isnt raining, and you successfully managed to sneak in a flask to make the consessions a bit more interesting, right?

8 days, 1 hour, 1 minute and a few seconds til the opener.

Geaux Tigers!

Saturday, September 10th 7:45CDT @ Baton Rouge...

LSU is going down!

Gooooo Devilllllls!

Winnow,

LSU is absolutely stacked this year. Your Sun Devils don't have a prayer=)

Sumdaor wrote:Winnow,

LSU is absolutely stacked this year. Your Sun Devils don't have a prayer=)

Remember a few years back when Nebraska was ranked #1 in the nation? First game of the season, an unranked ASU rolled into Lincoln lead by Jake the Snake Plummer and SHUT THEM OUT!!!!! 19-0 (ZERO)

ASU ended up ranked #1 in the nation by the end of the year. I see LSU is ranked #5 this year...that will have to do...


Goooooo Deeeevilllllls!!!

a multi-tiered hijack thread, a truly magnificent occurrence.

I'd just like to say one thing... I'm nearly positive this personal jerk-off thread topic has been posted and discussed somewhere in the depths of thread duplication that only the likes of Aslanna can pull us out of.

For the record, I'd like more nekkid spear fishing pics from the self-confident teenager to my left

Draaxx wrote: 2. When you're fishing and you get a huge fish on the line, it makes the waiting part well worth it (any fellow fisher would understand).

Fishing is good. See the news on that guy who caught the 500+ pound tuna a few days ago?

*Hugs*
Varia

VariaVespasa wrote:

Draaxx wrote: 2. When you're fishing and you get a huge fish on the line, it makes the waiting part well worth it (any fellow fisher would understand).

Fishing is good. See the news on that guy who caught the 500+ pound tuna a few days ago?

*Hugs*
Varia

Actually the waiting is the best part......

Arborealus wrote:

VariaVespasa wrote:

Draaxx wrote: 2. When you're fishing and you get a huge fish on the line, it makes the waiting part well worth it (any fellow fisher would understand).

Fishing is good. See the news on that guy who caught the 500+ pound tuna a few days ago?

*Hugs*
Varia

Actually the waiting is the best part......

I kinda like the drinking beer part better.

ok ok ok lets see this nipple thing already

Drasta wrote:ok ok ok lets see this nipple thing already

http://www.veeshanvault.org/forums/view ... hp?t=15497

They are kinda really uneven

Final Conflict 2005

WAND VS ARONA

FEDOR VS MIRKO CROCOP

'NUFF SAID!

All 3 spots.

Pherr the Dorf wrote:

Drasta wrote:ok ok ok lets see this nipple thing already

http://www.veeshanvault.org/forums/view ... hp?t=15497

They are kinda really uneven

Egads you mean people have imperfect bilateral symmetry?!!! We aren't talking Mssr. Scaramanga with a nubbin ffs...

Why so much interest in that guy's nipples?

DAMN!

Watch this instead!

CLICKAGE

are you jealous kwon that im not asking to see your nipples? =-)

holy fucking shit, a mans nipples should never draw this much attention...
look at these pictures and shut up...

Holy God, your eyes are uneven. You are like a male Shannon Dougherty

grow some balls and post a picture of yourself for the "scrutenizing eye" or shut up, for all we know you weigh 400lbs and have bigger boobs than your mom. if you think you are such a badass then lets see it, i know you wont post any pictures of yourself because you are scared

chill Draxx he is joking with you. Although my wife did agree that they are uneven.

Draaxx, have had a pic posted for three years in the picture forum, guess that was since you were 12. That is where you post pictures for all to see. Not in this forum hoping to get compliments, kudos and general warm fuzzies. Basically I find it rather pathetic and sad.

This used to be the VV board where we ate noobs like you for a snack. In all seriousness, you are a handsome lad with some tit issues. You have a nice looking girlfriend that may have inherited the fat gene (be forewarned). She's gonna fill out quick ... it will shock you.

You're calling me out is cute and all, I owe you a hug.

And I'm serious, you have just become the second coming of Pilsbury. Man, this board has missed you. Tell us more about your trip and how chicks are into you please.

Then I was on the beach... and this little frog crawled on my chest, and as I stared at him walking all over me I thought, man I could go for a drink..... If only I were older than 14

(A) I thought there was a board rule of not making fun of people's RL pics

(B) I thought there was a board rule that everyone had Seebs on ignore


I'd rather listen to Midnyte than Seebs. At least Midnyte can complete a sentence and not act like a retarded moron in hopes of people thinking he's cool.

draxx is cute leave him alone =-P or i'll get the gay mafia after you all =-)

“I didn’t get any more tiger tattoos this time. If I win, I’ll probably get another, though,” Arona laughed about his tattoos, a topic in Japan since his last visit.

“If I’m a tiger, Wanderlei’s a hyena. He’s not pretty and he looks like he should always be in a pack.”

Yoshida couldn’t submit Wanderlei because he’s a judo fighter. I am a jiu-jitsu fighter. Jiu-jitsu is more effective on Wanderlei than judo.

I’m the only person in the world that can beat Wanderlei.”

-

LOL...the game is on...

"The two fighters stared down for about 5 seconds while the excited audience buzzed.

Suddenly Wanderlei said: 'I'll break you up tomorrow' and Arona answered looking him in his eyes: 'We are going to see tomorrow in the ring'.





Wand VS Arona

Fedor VS Crocop

The two MOST awaited fights of the year!

HELL, Crocop VS Fedor is THE most awaited fight EVER!

Siji wrote:(A) I thought there was a board rule of not making fun of people's RL pics

(B) I thought there was a board rule that everyone had Seebs on ignore


I'd rather listen to Midnyte than Seebs. At least Midnyte can complete a sentence and not act like a retarded moron in hopes of people thinking he's cool.

Seebs has this interesting gift called "humor" maybe you should look it up sometime dipshit. I would like to know one person on this board that has him on ignore, last I checked seebs was a very liked person. The reasoning is because he has a great sense of humor, and if you can take that for what its worth and not be insulted, he is a fun person to talk to.

I find him more annoying than humorous. Sorta like Searyx with a better vocabulary.

Funkmasterr wrote:Seebs has this interesting gift called "humor"

Not really, no.. he simply thinks he does. He's been trying to be Sparty since the day he got here, and failing miserably ever since.

Funkmasterr wrote:I would like to know one person on this board that has him on ignore

/raise

Some people shouldn't be so quick to judge other's humor. While their own "humorous" comments may not be as corny, they comes straight off a cereal box or from a worn out book of one liners. Mine included.

Siji, for instance, can be counted on to say "unless their name is Bush" or something equally as lame, on a consistant basis. (and will again after this post instead of coming up with an actual contribution to the conversation)

Personal picture attacks are in poor taste in general but Seeb's wider body of work on this board has some funny stuff including stories that some of the complainers have no chance of writing a post as creative. His humor may be hit and miss but so are all of the attempts at humor by members of this board. Cartalas, for example, says something funny that cracks me up like once a month while I am able to read his other posts and move on without getting all upset about them not being funny.

This board requires participation to be an entertaining read. Those that fire off comments like "that sucked" without offering anything useful in return need to reconsider why people are here. That goes for other non flame forums. Offer up some useful comments in the reading, movie, food, games, comics, mods, emulation, etc forums. If you're not into flames, your experience with a product or review of something might be helpful.

If you liked Titanic, don't be afraid to admit it!