VeeshanVault

I was just wondering how many women in your lives have refused to swallow. I could have made this a "Do you swallow" poll for the women, but I'm looking for more data than that.

I'm just curious what the "norm" is (note I did not say "normal") being a little surprised that a few women expressed disgust about it on this board at one point.

Please elaborate in your post!

I've only had one woman that wouldn't swallow, and she really didnt even like to give oral to begin with!

Slightly more than half of them didn't swallow.

And it's fucking annoying when they don't. One girl would actually leave the room to go brush her teeth after spitting. I want to tell you girls that is NOT FUCKING ROMANTIC.

Another girl would make ME brush my teeth/wash my face after going down on her. This too is NOT FUCKING ROMANTIC. Also not worth my trouble.

Mostly it's the younger girls that spit. In college, this one actually got mad at me because I didn't tell her I was about to blow. It's not like I was aiming for her eye

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Someone step up soon please! The entire population of Veeshan Vault is now firmly aware that you are "a fun girl" you can probably let it rest soon.

I've noticed that a higher percentage of women who play EQ swallow than the percentage of women who don't play EQ... But my sample is fairly small, and therefore prone to error.

That's really not necessary. You got a problem with a simple poll?

Unfortunately, the few women I've dated.. of the three that I ever got past 1st base with, none of them swallowed.

methinks Venti was just joking, Bak

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Someone step up soon please! The entire population of Veeshan Vault is now firmly aware that you are "a fun girl" you can probably let it rest soon.

I'm sorry if me being comfortable discussing human sexuality is a problem for you. Sounds like bitter grapes...

My wife does, so for all intents and purposes, that's all that matters. The others I have dated in the past would rarely even want to spit let alone swallow. Two of the nine did swallow, the same two of the nine would even consider spitting. Oddly, at least to me was, seven of the nine took to anal.

Some have, some haven't.

Have outway haven't, the big W!

Only one girl I have been with wouldn't - she actually wanted me to give her warning so she didn't get it anywhere near her... well, I *forgot* to warn her.. Needless to say there wasnt a second time anyhow, which was fine by me. Any girl that wants a guy to go down on her but won't swallow is confused.

I had the same girlfriend for four years, and she swallowed every single time. Most women seem just fine with doing it from my experience though.

I'm sorry if me being comfortable discussing human sexuality is a problem for you. Sounds like bitter grapes...

Finally someone busted me on my inability to discuss human sexuality! OMG the relief that it's finally out in the open! yeah ok!
That I choose not to post polls about sex on an EQ message board DEFINITELY means something DEEP!


*begin reading for dummies here*:
I know reading is hard so I'll use small words....what I wrote had nothing to do with personal abilities or comfort levels with discussing sexuality, but rather, was sarcastic humor, pointed in your direction essentially inferring that your posts scream of attention mongering.

Your assertion that I suffer from "sour grapes" which is assumed from "having a problem" with you discussing sex here is about as wrong as you thinking advertising that you swallow, makes you popular. I actually dont give a fuck what topic you decide to engage in, I'm just making commentary during the apparent lack of EQ discussion.


Edit: spelling is hard

You got some issues man, that's about all I guess I can say.

Your assumption that Lalanae is posting this to bolster popularity is the only thing off base in this thread. You, absolutely, have a problem. Be it with women who are sexually confident, or with your own 5 inch dick, the problem exists.

My dick is only 6 inches, ahu.. ahu.. can I borrow yours?

Dude, what is your problem?

I have a simple curiousity about what is the norm with women and swallowing....so what? We post polls here, and they are sometimes about sex.

The fact that you would think I would relate swallowing to popularity shows YOUR immaturity.

The day after you say I do, they start to spit back. Or all BJ's just fucking stop

I think that of them all, the one's that did seemed to be some of the best memories when I look back. It's not just that they swallowed, but that it really feels better when they are not on edge wondering when they need to jump out of the way. Also having them keep going as ya finish makes for some good feelin's.

It tastes pretty fuckin nasty ... I wouldn't do it.

Long Story.

The great minds of the Vault unleashed, how powerful this is !

Bakara,

You got some issues man, that's about all I guess I can say.

Think harder, its OK, theres no time limit!

Karae,

Your assumption that Lalanae is posting this to bolster popularity is the only thing off base in this thread. You, absolutely, have a problem. Be it with women who are sexually confident, or with your own 5 inch dick, the problem exists.

To be on par with your response:
the great news is, if that were the case, I'd still have a 2 inch advantage on you....and yes, more dick waving is in order I'd say! Highly inteligent response though....dude, for which you get the gold star of the day!

Dude, what is your problem?

I have a simple curiousity about what is the norm with women and swallowing....so what? We post polls here, and they are sometimes about sex.

The fact that you would think I would relate swallowing to popularity shows YOUR immaturity.

First, that I notice and/or decide to comment on it, doesn't indicate maturity. Now compare that, to your defensive posturing, the references to dick size, Bakara's inability to form a response past one sentence, and I think you have a maturity argument there, but not with me. You don't like what I said, and are lashing out, that's fine, and human nature but lets not call it something else k?

OK, last attempt at expraining to you please read slowly.

I made a smartass comment about what I think is attention whoring on your part. Where I think I confused you, is giving you the impression (that means idea) that it came from only this post. Actually, I think you've demonstrated that for a while, but I chose today as the day I would comment on it. And coming from Lalaena, the ever-mature cock inspector at FF, I feel a bit, well unchallenged.

Do have a great Thanksgiving though!
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the great news is, if that were the case, I'd still have a 2 inch advantage on you

You have an 11 inch cock? Wait.. I shouldn't know that.

Dregor Thule wrote:

the great news is, if that were the case, I'd still have a 2 inch advantage on you

You have an 11 inch cock? Wait.. I shouldn't know that.

My sentiments exactly Dregor.

"defensive posturing?" Don't editorialize. I don't have any reason to act defensive, considering I've done nothing wrong here and it's obvious you are the one with issues. So what, I like sex. So what, some other girls and I saw someone's cock at FF. So what? Why should you even care?

The fact that you are getting riled up over my posts makes you look like an obsessive twit. Get over it. Get a life. Get laid. Do something to remove that stick from your ass.

Now on to your lame ass postings.

You make shallow attempts to portray other people as idiots when you are the idiot. By prefacing a comment with "*begin reading for dummies here*" you aren't being clever, dear, I'm sorry to tell you. This is such an elementary attempt at a flame, I feel sorry for you for pulling it out. But I imagine I would feel the same about anything you pulled out.

While I've only been posting on this site for a couple weeks now, I was at one time a very active poster on the eqvault version of this board and many of the people here have known me for a long time. They know that I'm not the brainless attention whore you wish to portray me as. So, in other words, your opinion here means jack shit to me. I can pick apart any of your gay bs.

Oh one last thing. Try to be more original. You posted the same lame comment on TWO threads. It wasn't even funny the first time and the fact that you re-used it... lol

I'm not particularly fond of feeding trolls, hence the reason why I don't make big long retarded replies to every little post. You were way out of line with your first comment however, I'm sorry that I wasn't witty and intelligent enough to make a long and thorough post to emphasize what I said. Attention mongering my ass, you're the one that had to sling shit to begin with.. would you like an umbrella?

Get off the gay inuendos, and at least answer the fuckin poll.

Who the fuck are you again?

Ouch, that always hurts~

hi

The day after you say I do, they start to spit back. Or all BJ's just fucking stop

You're making baby Jesus cry.

SHIT! I voted "Most of them" before I saw the "All of them" at the bottom...

Lunch time, kids! I made some jelly sandwiches and sliced up some cantey-lope. I figured you could eat a little food, and then maybe play with your cockandballs for awhile...

Do it for Momma! If you don't, they're all gonna laugh at you!!!1!

Giving > receiving.

The most recent galI am with refuses NOT to swallow , NO MATTER what. On the majority though , NON swallowers, only 1 spitter and that was the ex wife. I have a great story on her spitting too. Driving from the movies out in the desert (long drives everywhere) We got a lil busy and of course takes it all in , rolls down the window and Pfffftttttt "spitter" . well the next morning at work (before sunrise) we are outside smoking (co-worker and I) and he points out a nice white trail going horizontal across the rear tinted window of the lil Civic) He starts Busting out laughing and yelling DUDE your Wife is a Spitter !!!! after that we laugh our asses off , as I comence to scraping the dried goo off the window. Of course I left a little to show the wife, who proceeded to punch me in the shoulder for letting my co-worker see the goo ~lmao

*edit* I agree with Drolgin ,, Giving >>>> recieving

But on all levels, girls that spit are better than girls that fucking refuse to give head.

With all the cock-fencing that goes on in this board, I find it fucking petty as shit to single out Lalanae because she happens to voice what she likes.
The only attention-mongering I see here is a man that obviously has a problem with "strong-voiced" women. You've argued with me in the past, and now you're nit-picking with Lalanae. Go back home to your little submissive bitches.

BTW, fuck ABC! Their commentary on the A&M/tu game sucked my ass.

I saw some MFF porn once with snowballing chicks. I thought that was the coolest thing ever!

Do i even want to know what exactly snowballing means in this discussion? =p

Snowballing is when an individual performs oral sex on a male, and keeps the semen in their mouth. Then they deposit that semen in someone elses mouth.

See the movie 'Clerks' for further clarification.

My wife tried it once and never again. Every other woman I have dated since my divorce has and does.

Sex rocks. The more freaky the women, the better. I have very few boundries and respect/admire women who have odd desires or fetishes and are open about them. It takes OMGIAMRETARDEDCAUSEALOTISTWOWORDS more guts for a woman to openly discuss their "deviant" desires than men.

Here's some various sexual practices that some people here may be unaware of, as well as some movies you could get in order to see them in action. I post these to educate those who may actually be curious or want to learn or try out more extreme sexual practices at home. If you date a woman who is generally full of sexual curiousty and knows/feels they are sexual dynamite, it's very easy to open new doors.


--Snowballing can also be done from vagina to mouth or even ass to mouth if the people involved are so inclined. When you start using objects like straws or shot-glasses, you blur the lines and those are known by other terms. "Swapping" is the best term for mouth to mouth semen sharing. Check out Red Light Dristricts' "Cum Swapping Sluts" volumes 1-3 for gonzo porn about this subject imparticular.

--Cumming inside a woman is referred to as a creampie. There are both vaginal and anal creampies. There are also OMGIAMRETARDEDCAUSEALOTISTWOWORDS of movies dedicated to this fetish. The most popular, once again being from Red Light District, known as "Cum Drippers".

--Cumming anywhere, then getting head afterwards is known as "batting clean-up". If a woman does this, it generally means she's still horny as hell and needs at least one more orgasam.

--For swallowing porn in general, go with "Down the Hatch 1-8" or the "I swallow" series which is up in the 20's I believe.

--When a woman swallows, it's also known as "earning her paycheck". ie: you tell a buddy your new girlfeind gave you head, and he replies "Did she earn her paycheck?". It's used in jest, not to be used in an offending way.

I could share other terms, but I'm getting out of work early and don't feel like typing anymore.

Happy Thanksgiving-weekend all.

Being snowballed is not on.

It really isn't.

I never thought of cumming inside a womans vagina as a "fetish" personally

That's not a creampie dude. I creampie is eating cum (your own or someone elses) from a woman's vagina (or their ass).

Ya know... you fuckers are alright..

-Ajran

Karae, I don't doubt that is what you know it to mean. However, my definition above is most definately the term used to describe internal cumshots. /shrug

I have a woody now.

Fairweather Pure wrote:Karae, I don't doubt that is what you know it to mean. However, my definition above is most definately the term used to describe internal cumshots. /shrug

I've always known a cream pie to fit Karae's description. That's why it's got the "pie" in the name -- you're supposed to eat it.