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Pimp my ride?
Posted: August 11, 2005, 3:33 pm
by Coby
Posted: August 11, 2005, 3:36 pm
by Funkmasterr
Who the hell are you ?
Me?
Posted: August 11, 2005, 3:38 pm
by Coby
Just another statistic; it doesn't really matter who I am does it?
Posted: August 11, 2005, 3:43 pm
by noel
No, you're right, it doesn't matter who you are. Glad you've got a firm grasp of that.
Posted: August 11, 2005, 3:51 pm
by *~*stragi*~*
the only thing gayer than you is the pants you're wearing cobs.
i mean, c'mon guy.
Posted: August 11, 2005, 4:22 pm
by Kilmoll the Sexy
those pictures were linked from rune of war website....enough said
Posted: August 11, 2005, 4:22 pm
by Tyek
DUDE, but he spraypainted his van, with band names no less...AWESOME
Posted: August 11, 2005, 4:26 pm
by Chidoro
Nice tits junior!
Posted: August 11, 2005, 7:16 pm
by Tegellan
I like how you are showing off your chicken sized chest there, nice job on the pecs.
Also, that sure is one loser ride Cobs, spraypanting it with band names and fuck you sure underlines the whole redneck thing you have going on.
Posted: August 11, 2005, 7:46 pm
by Mr Bacon
Wow.. pathetic.
I hope a cop pulls you over and you are placed in jail for some random unimportant reason, and afterwards you are raped over and over by Bubba.
Posted: August 11, 2005, 7:46 pm
by Kaldaur
But, but, he's a non-conformist. By supporting Nirvana, he's fighting The Man. Surely the Fuck You also states quite clearly that he is an angst-filled teen with a lot to offer the world, if only he hadn't been spurned by The Man. I'm sure he's a wonderful painter or something, he expresses his anger through his art. This is just art guys; why are you putting his art down? You're just a bunch of conformists, that's all.
Posted: August 11, 2005, 7:58 pm
by Nick
As you know, I really am all for people saying "fuck the man" and liking angst ridden music like Nirvana but I have to say people with no taste just piss me right the fuck off.
If you were a real fan of Nirvana, you might not be such a walking fucking hypocrite.
Posted: August 11, 2005, 8:20 pm
by Zaelath
Rellix wrote:Wow.. pathetic.
I hope a cop pulls you over and you are placed in jail for some random unimportant reason, and afterwards you are raped over and over by Bubba.
I think Bubba has shown quite conclusively that he prefers the women folk..
Posted: August 11, 2005, 9:08 pm
by Mr Bacon
Zaelath wrote:Rellix wrote:Wow.. pathetic.
I hope a cop pulls you over and you are placed in jail for some random unimportant reason, and afterwards you are raped over and over by Bubba.
I think Bubba has shown quite conclusively that he prefers the women folk..
Wait wait - are we talking about Bubba or Big Bubba?
Posted: August 11, 2005, 9:25 pm
by Niffoni
If you're done attempting to achieve validation and credibility through popular culture and 5-cent cliches, you can start pumping my gas now.
Posted: August 11, 2005, 9:34 pm
by Sabek
But but but but he has meatwad on the spare tire, that is teh k-rad kewl.
Oh BTW you have a bit of stupid on your van.
Posted: August 11, 2005, 11:38 pm
by Drasta
meatwad is awsome =-)
Posted: August 12, 2005, 2:01 am
by Canelek
Jesus, have the 90s become "retro" already? Sorry, kid, but you may have been better off with The Misfits theme--albeit only a marginal improvement!
Thats not me.
Posted: August 12, 2005, 6:49 pm
by Coby
The guy showing nipple isn't me. Their is a misfits theme on the other side of the van actually I just failed to have a picture of it at this time. Cops seem to like it they all smile and wave at us *shrug*. Thx
Re: Thats not me.
Posted: August 12, 2005, 6:56 pm
by Chidoro
Coby wrote:The guy showing nipple isn't me. Thx.
That's OK. photographing your buddy's tits doesn't make you a bad person
Regardless, I am glad you decided to clear that up. We were all waiting on pins and needles to find out more about our newest contributor. I truly am relieved that you aren't the anonymous faggot in that picture, just the faggot posting about it
Re: Thats not me.
Posted: August 12, 2005, 7:13 pm
by noel
Chidoro wrote:I truly am relieved that you aren't the anonymous faggot in that picture, just the faggot posting about it
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Nice one Chid.
Die in an idiotically-painted-van fire Coby. Do us a favor and take Cobs with you.
Posted: August 12, 2005, 7:23 pm
by masteen
Wait till Fred gets done double dicking Daphne and Velma and sees what you did to the Mystery Machine!
Posted: August 12, 2005, 7:30 pm
by noel
I'd imagine you'd find Fred with Shaggy or Scooby, and Velma and Daphne with their double-ended dildo.
I mean... who the fuck wears a scarf?
Other side
Posted: August 12, 2005, 7:38 pm
by Coby
Posted: August 12, 2005, 7:55 pm
by Nilaman
Cobs forget his password?
Posted: August 12, 2005, 7:57 pm
by Funkmasterr
masteen wrote:Wait till Fred gets done double dicking Daphne and Velma and sees what you did to the Mystery Machine!
Don't you insult scooby doo by comparing it to this fuckstain please

Posted: August 12, 2005, 10:02 pm
by Kaldaur
Is that Kermit the Fucking Frog next to Kr0n?
Posted: August 12, 2005, 10:15 pm
by Nick
Some say the end is near.
Some say we'll see armageddon soon.
I certainly hope we will.
I sure could use a vacation from this bullshit three ring circus sideshow of Freaks here in this hopeless fucking hole we call LA
The only way to fix it is to flush it all away.
Any fucking time. Any fucking day.
Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay.
Fret for your figure and Fret for your latte and
Fret for your hairpiece and Fret for your lawsuit and
Fret for your prozac and Fret for your pilot and
Fret for your contract and Fret for your car.
It's a bullshit three ring circus sideshow of freaks here in this hopeless fucking hole we call LA
The only way to fix it is to flush it all away.
Any fucking time. Any fucking day.
Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay.
Some say a comet will fall from the sky.
Followed by meteor showers and tidal waves.
Followed by faultlines that cannot sit still.
Followed by millions of dumbfounded dipshits.
Some say the end is near. Some say we'll see armageddon soon.
I certainly hope we will cuz I sure could use a vacation from this Silly shit, stupid shit...
One great big festering neon distraction, I've a suggestion to keep you all occupied.
Learn to swim.
Mom's gonna fix it all soon.
Mom's comin' round to put it back the way it ought to be.
Learn to swim.
Fuck L Ron Hubbard and Fuck all his clones.
Fuck all those gun-toting Hip gangster wannabes.
Learn to swim. Fuck retro anything. Fuck your tattoos.
Fuck all you junkies and Fuck your short memory.
Learn to swim. Fuck smiley glad-hands With hidden agendas.
Fuck these dysfunctional, Insecure actresses. Learn to swim.
Cuz I'm praying for rain and I'm praying for tidal waves
I wanna see the ground give way. I wanna watch it all go down.
Mom please flush it all away. I wanna watch it go right in and down.
I wanna watch it go right in. Watch you flush it all away.
Time to bring it down again. Don't just call me pessimist.
Try and read between the lines. I can't imagine why you wouldn't Welcome any change, my friend.
I wanna see it all come down.
suck it down.
flush it down.
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If you want to give the impression you actually have any fucking sense in your head and are some sort of rebellious independant thinker, why not listen to better music than what MTV tells you is cool (I.E CgayY) you fucking loser.
Posted: August 13, 2005, 6:36 pm
by Seebs
Nice Driveway. For fucks sake, read a book and move from that neighborhood.
Fucking Nerds
Posted: August 14, 2005, 6:04 pm
by Marduk Slayer of Tiamat
All you pimple faced nerds talking shit make me sick, your just jealous of the kickassness of this van. Go back to your video games and invest another 36 strait hours of gameplay to try to gain some more "phat lewts" and don't bother posting unless you have something positive to say, or if your going to talk shit, atleast have the decency to post your name and address so I can come beat the fuck out of you for talking shit fucking J and Silent Bob style.
And nick wtf is that shit, rap?...Secondly how the fuck does it apply to shit. Kauldaur yes it is. And where do you get off seebs talking shit about our friend's driveway? Again if you fucks want to post more shit talking, atleast leave your address and name motherfucker and just see if we don't come fuck you up, just see how crazy us fucking texans can be.
Posted: August 14, 2005, 6:21 pm
by Aslanna
lol
"kickassness of this van"
lol
Oh nos watch out.. IRL PEE-KAY!
Posted: August 14, 2005, 6:37 pm
by Wonko Wenusberg
icy hot stuntaz..bork
Posted: August 14, 2005, 6:42 pm
by Fairweather Pure
All you pimple faced nerds talking shit make me sick, your just jealous of the kickassness of this van. Go back to your video games and invest another 36 strait hours of gameplay to try to gain some more "phat lewts" and don't bother posting unless you have something positive to say, or if your going to talk shit, atleast have the decency to post your name and address so I can come beat the fuck out of you for talking shit fucking J and Silent Bob style.
And nick wtf is that shit, rap?...Secondly how the fuck does it apply to shit. Kauldaur yes it is. And where do you get off seebs talking shit about our friend's driveway? Again if you fucks want to post more shit talking, atleast leave your address and name motherfucker and just see if we don't come fuck you up, just see how crazy us fucking texans can be.
OK, that's the official green-light for this thread to be moved directly to the retard forum.
Re: Fucking Nerds
Posted: August 14, 2005, 6:53 pm
by noel
Marduk Slayer of Tiamat wrote:All you pimple faced nerds talking shit make me sick, your just jealous of the kickassness of this van. Go back to your video games and invest another 36 strait hours of gameplay to try to gain some more "phat lewts" and don't bother posting unless you have something positive to say, or if your going to talk shit, atleast have the decency to post your name and address so I can come beat the fuck out of you for talking shit fucking J and Silent Bob style.
And nick wtf is that shit, rap?...Secondly how the fuck does it apply to shit. Kauldaur yes it is. And where do you get off seebs talking shit about our friend's driveway? Again if you fucks want to post more shit talking, atleast leave your address and name motherfucker and just see if we don't come fuck you up, just see how crazy us fucking texans can be.
So your real name is 'Maruk Slayer of Tiamut'?
And you're calling *other* people nerds?
Shut the fuck up, son. I don't see your real name or address anywhere in this post. I've got more muscle in my calf than you do in your entire body. I have no acne. I don't play video games for 36 hours straight, and I no, I won't give you my address. I'm sure there's a bright future for you in gay pr0n though.
Try mixing in a little education in your strong effort to be hardcore, and maybe then you'll get out of that shithole someday.
Posted: August 14, 2005, 7:27 pm
by Xzion
damn...i bet you will be able to pick up soooooo many females in a car like that...if it didnt already imply that your gonna be stuck being a virgin for another good 30 years
if your going to put band names on the side of your car you can at least put GOOD band names! or moderate ones at least, cmon bro
Posted: August 14, 2005, 7:30 pm
by Pherr the Dorf
Xzion wrote:damn...i bet you will be able to pick up soooooo many females in a car like that...if it didnt already imply that your gonna be stuck being a virgin for another good 30 years
if your going to put band names on the side of your car you can at least put GOOD band names! or moderate ones at least, cmon bro
Do not diss on The Misfits!

Posted: August 14, 2005, 7:38 pm
by Xzion
Pherr the Dorf wrote:Xzion wrote:damn...i bet you will be able to pick up soooooo many females in a car like that...if it didnt already imply that your gonna be stuck being a virgin for another good 30 years
if your going to put band names on the side of your car you can at least put GOOD band names! or moderate ones at least, cmon bro
Do not diss on The Misfits!

actually ive never heard the misfits (knowingly anyways) but if they sound anything like the talentless hacks of nirvana or nofx who can play a guitar as well as my 6 year old sister then i have a right to!
Posted: August 14, 2005, 7:57 pm
by Tegellan
Now it is time for the little pimply faced white trash friends to come and threaten us? I don't see your name and address anywhere in the post, so put your money where your mouth is and maybe the rest of us will post ours.
Although a fat lot of good mine will do you, since I live in Denmark and judging from your van you cannot afford a plane ticket...no, not even if you sell your van.
Posted: August 14, 2005, 8:10 pm
by Nick
Yo, emo boy, check out your music homework.
Posted: August 14, 2005, 10:44 pm
by Canelek
I like NOFX, but in no way do I endorse what I see on that van. And Xzion, those guys in NOFX are pretty adept at playing their instruments. Please do not compare them with Nirvana.
Posted: August 14, 2005, 10:47 pm
by Niffoni
Grats on the janitormobile.
Re: Fucking Nerds
Posted: August 14, 2005, 11:50 pm
by Zaelath
Marduk Slayer of Tiamat wrote:All you pimple faced nerds talking shit make me sick, your just jealous of the kickassness of this van. Go back to your video games and invest another 36 strait hours of gameplay to try to gain some more "phat lewts" and don't bother posting unless you have something positive to say, or if your going to talk shit, atleast have the decency to post your name and address so I can come beat the fuck out of you for talking shit fucking J and Silent Bob style.
And nick wtf is that shit, rap?...Secondly how the fuck does it apply to shit. Kauldaur yes it is. And where do you get off seebs talking shit about our friend's driveway? Again if you fucks want to post more shit talking, atleast leave your address and name motherfucker and just see if we don't come fuck you up, just see how crazy us fucking texans can be.
Too funny. Tell you what, you go first on that address thing and we'll post ours to you =)
I do wonder though, on your world tour of "fucking up", will it be Sweden or Australia that you visit first. Perhaps you can sell that van for cab fare to get to the airport.
Posted: August 15, 2005, 12:02 am
by Nick
Christ on a bike I actually stopped reading before the best bit, did he actually challenge all of us to duels to the dealth?
It really cannot be, that would literally just be too funny, seriously, I dunno if I can handle that amount of comedy at this time of the morning......
Posted: August 15, 2005, 1:14 am
by Damiarch
Wait... did he just call Tool lyrics, rap shit?
what... the... fuck... is wrong with you son?
Posted: August 15, 2005, 9:36 am
by Bubba Grizz
Rellix wrote:Zaelath wrote:Rellix wrote:Wow.. pathetic.
I hope a cop pulls you over and you are placed in jail for some random unimportant reason, and afterwards you are raped over and over by Bubba.
I think Bubba has shown quite conclusively that he prefers the women folk..
Wait wait - are we talking about Bubba or Big Bubba?
I always get consent first.

Re: Fucking Nerds
Posted: August 15, 2005, 11:13 am
by *~*stragi*~*
Marduk Slayer of Tiamat wrote:All you pimple faced nerds talking shit make me sick, your just jealous of the kickassness of this van. Go back to your video games and invest another 36 strait hours of gameplay to try to gain some more "phat lewts" and don't bother posting unless you have something positive to say, or if your going to talk shit, atleast have the decency to post your name and address so I can come beat the fuck out of you for talking shit fucking J and Silent Bob style.
And nick wtf is that shit, rap?...Secondly how the fuck does it apply to shit. Kauldaur yes it is. And where do you get off seebs talking shit about our friend's driveway? Again if you fucks want to post more shit talking, atleast leave your address and name motherfucker and just see if we don't come fuck you up, just see how crazy us fucking texans can be.
6720 E. Encanto
Mesa Arizona 85205
bring your gayfag faggyfag pants and I'll show you just what a pimplefaced nerd can do after not sleeping for 36 hours, trailerpark.
Posted: August 15, 2005, 1:29 pm
by nobody
stragi's truck will rip out your van's spleen.
Re: Fucking Nerds
Posted: August 15, 2005, 1:34 pm
by Boogahz
Zaelath wrote:Marduk Slayer of Tiamat wrote:All you pimple faced nerds talking shit make me sick, your just jealous of the kickassness of this van. Go back to your video games and invest another 36 strait hours of gameplay to try to gain some more "phat lewts" and don't bother posting unless you have something positive to say, or if your going to talk shit, atleast have the decency to post your name and address so I can come beat the fuck out of you for talking shit fucking J and Silent Bob style.
And nick wtf is that shit, rap?...Secondly how the fuck does it apply to shit. Kauldaur yes it is. And where do you get off seebs talking shit about our friend's driveway? Again if you fucks want to post more shit talking, atleast leave your address and name motherfucker and just see if we don't come fuck you up, just see how crazy us fucking texans can be.
Too funny. Tell you what, you go first on that address thing and we'll post ours to you =)
I do wonder though, on your world tour of "fucking up", will it be Sweden or Australia that you visit first. Perhaps you can sell that van for cab fare to get to the airport.
I think they would have better luck selling the van for cab-fare TO Sweden or Australia

Posted: August 15, 2005, 1:58 pm
by Seebs
Stragi,
I just opted you in on every Financial Service in the Continintal USA. Marbus, can you work on getting Stragi some Insurance and Retail list as well?
No thanks are needed ...
Re: Fucking Nerds
Posted: August 15, 2005, 2:11 pm
by Funkmasterr
Marduk Slayer of Tiamat wrote:All you pimple faced nerds talking shit make me sick, your just jealous of the kickassness of this van. Go back to your video games and invest another 36 strait hours of gameplay to try to gain some more "phat lewts" and don't bother posting unless you have something positive to say, or if your going to talk shit, atleast have the decency to post your name and address so I can come beat the fuck out of you for talking shit fucking J and Silent Bob style.
And nick wtf is that shit, rap?...Secondly how the fuck does it apply to shit. Kauldaur yes it is. And where do you get off seebs talking shit about our friend's driveway? Again if you fucks want to post more shit talking, atleast leave your address and name motherfucker and just see if we don't come fuck you up, just see how crazy us fucking texans can be.
You have got to be fucking kidding me. Who the fuck are you again ? cobs' fuck budy or something, want to protect your bitch from niggas talkin that bullshit? I can garuntee you that at least 75% of the regular male posters on this board would wreck your scrawny ass.
Funny you think that post made you all hard, it just made you look like a complete fucking moron... OMGZ you talked shit about my buddies MYSTERYZ MACHINE!!! Post your address So I can PWN YOU LIKE REAL TEXAN GANGSTAAAS DO.........
This dude probably idiolizes 50 cent